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Leeisalefty

What are you doing in my Swamp!!!!!!

About Me



Enough about me... Let's talk about you.....

My Interests

Family, Books,Cooking,Interior Design, Exterior Design, torturing ants with a magnified glass......

I'd like to meet:



The Greek God's ..

Music:

R&B, NeoSoul, The Theme Song to SpongeBob Squarepants..

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Movies:

Pulp Fiction,Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Outsiders, The Lost Boys, The Last Unicorn,Shawshank Redemption, The Color Purple, The Notebook, Snatch, Locked Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, All of the Back to the Futures, All of the Indiana Jones, The Red Violin, Amelie, Friday (the first one), any John Hughes film (sixteen candles etc) Stand By Me, Beetlejuice, Seven, Braveheart..

Television:

Seinfeld, Amazing Race, Project Runway, Medium, Flavor of Love (don't judge me) Anything on HGTV or DIY Network, OK I will admit it ANY and ALL Reality Shows.....

Books:

Currently- Toni Morrison, Bronte, and John Irving..

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Heroes:

Husband- and if you know me- He should be yours too...
He is the Chianti to my Fava Beans

My Blog

Following the Directions

Hi loved ones, friends, acquaintances, crazys and bitches. (that last one is for Tila because she is stalking me) I had a quick story to share. So here it is. The other day baby righty and I were...
Posted by Leeisalefty on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:02:00 PST

Is Aunt Flo Visiting?

Quickly- my husband and I were out having a nice dinner this past week. I ordered a Cosmopolitian (I can't drink beer-yes- I am a sissy-la-la girl). We ate. I had dessert and coffee, and my husband no...
Posted by Leeisalefty on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 10:40:00 PST

Bloated Man Band

You know the drill. I haven't been around yada yada yada. I promise yada yada yada. What I wanted to blog about (which is surprising -because I haven't blogged in a while nor wanted too) was about all...
Posted by Leeisalefty on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:59:00 PST

The Sound of Panties Sliding to the Ground Was Heard by All

Newsflash- I am an accountant at a very large clothing store. Fun is had by all in our neck of the woods. However, when the auditors are in town the crickets in the building can be heard, or the flaps...
Posted by Leeisalefty on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:26:00 PST

La Guitarra (debut)

Honey colored curves whisper on my skin The glossy surface beckons my touch Melodic strumming quenches my thirst Metallic tuning pleases my taste buds My hands still savor my sweet Guitarra &nbs...
Posted by Leeisalefty on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:18:00 PST

Quest for Fire (caveman style)

K- been tagged by two bloggers of which I have tried to link at least ten times now and I give up!!!!!! Although it was a while ago, I won't be able to get a good nights rest until I complete the tagg...
Posted by Leeisalefty on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:32:00 PST

Mother-Daughter in High Heels Story

Did you hear that? That was the sound of my knuckles popping. Ahhh the sweet smell of the gray little keys that the tips of my fingers tickle so fondly. (okay they don't smell that sweet- more like my...
Posted by Leeisalefty on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:41:00 PST

Status=Swinger Lee=Huh?

K- I think I am back. Don't quote me on that.(In fact just--- DON'T---- that's for you Charla) For those of you who held on THANKS!!! and for those of you that moved me outta your life. Do whatch...
Posted by Leeisalefty on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:06:00 PST

Spring Break and Quasimodo (picture blog)

This past week was my daughter's Spring Break. So I took the week off. My husband couldn't get the time off, so it was little righty and I rolling solo.  I wanted to go to Denver for th...
Posted by Leeisalefty on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST

Staring Won't Get You Anywhere

I work with a young woman (around 25) who is a stylish little thang. This week she walked into my pod with this cute little green shirt on that had writing across the chest. It was all sparkle an...
Posted by Leeisalefty on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:39:00 PST