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McJeffrey

No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back

About Me


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Hi fellow peeps! My name is Jeff and I bid you welcome.So what's to say? Oh! Here's a few things: I'm considered a movie snob, I floss daily, I'm afraid of birds and needles, One of my greatest concert experiences ever was at a Meatloaf show, I used to trip kids during the "Jog-A-Thon", I love carbs but hate rice and potatoes, I own a kilt with my name embroidered on it, I shower twice a day, I've always had issues with eye contact since I was a kid (and I'm trying to get pass that now at age 30), I've never consumed a drop of liquor, I used to be Mormon (it didn't stick), Nothing makes me sadder than watching a stand up comic bomb, I have a half dozen unfinished screenplays (and a couple dozen more in my head), I have obsessive compulsive tendancies, I used to love everyone but then I worked for customer service and now everybody sucks, I had a crush on a comic book character (no, not Superman), My favorite Paula Abdul song is "Blowing Kisses in the Wind" and I'm disappointed that it wasen't a bigger hit for her, I avoid watching TV shows I like so I can catch them on DVD, I hate cottage cheese, tuna and black licorice...........and that's about it.How's That? Any further questions? Dismissed!

My Interests

Wasting time, chewing the fat, monkeying around, reserving judgement, singing in the shower, making paper airplanes (badly), selling out, picking on people my own size, shooting the breeze, ranting and/or raving, smelling various spices, tailgating (while driving, not at a sports arena).

I'd like to meet:

A friendly Polar Bear. So friendly, that it would let me ride on its back while I yell "Hey everybody! I'm riding a mutherhumpin' Polar Bear ya'll!" That would be the bee's knees.

Music:

(In no particular order): Tori Amos, Sage Francis, The Pixies, Fountains of Wayne, Fiona Apple, Regina Spector, Tom Petty, Def Leppard, Eminem, The Who, Pink Floyd, Nelly McKay, Rufus Wainwright, Blue October, R.E.M., Outkast, Gnarls Barkley, Bad Religion, Exillon, Cydwaze8, Six Foot Slug and of course, Mozart (because I'm cultural as shit!).

Movies:

That list would take forever to finish. Here is my favorite flicks of 2006: 1) United 93, 2) Little Miss Sunshine, 3) Little Children, 4) Brick, 5) Half Nelson, 6) Clerks II, 7) The Science of Sleep, 8) Jesus Camp, 9) The Departed, 10) A Scanner Darkly, 11) Friends With Money, 12) Babel, 13) Hollywoodland, 14) The Death of Mr. Lazarescu, 15) Bubble, 16) The Queen, 17) Who Killed the Electric Car?, 18) Borat, 19) The Puffy Chair and 20) Sherrybaby. Rent any of those flicks today!

Television:

Aside from watching random NBA basketball games, I stay clear of the idiot box. I figure if a program is good enough to watch I'll just catch it when it comes to DVD. I don't need to revolve my life around watching "my shows". That takes away from precious MySpace time!

Books:

I enjoy just about anything by Elmore Leonard, James Ellroy and David Sedaris. Aside from that, I read whatever book people shove in my face saying, "You gotta read this!" Those books usually suck.

Heroes:

Are delicious sandwiches.

My Blog

McJeffrey Vs. A Shitload of Ants (A McJeffrey Ramble)

Begin ramblings now: In junior high, I earned a nickname that to this day, I haven't been able to shake: "The Gentle Giant" Whether if it's playing football in the schoolyard or releasing a spider out...
Posted by McJeffrey on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 11:14:00 PST

The McJeffrey 300 (Day Six, 50-1)

Note: The following paragraphs were previously posted in the prior blogs.  If you read those, then you've read this...... It's now time for the fourth and final list of my favorite MySpacers of t...
Posted by McJeffrey on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:56:00 PST

The McJeffrey 300 (Day Five, 100-51)

Note: The following paragraphs were previously posted in the prior blogs.  If you read those, then you've read this...... It's now time for the fourth and final list of my favorite MySpacers of t...
Posted by McJeffrey on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 11:16:00 PST

The McJeffrey 300 (Day Four, 150-101)

Note: The following paragraphs were previously posted in the prior blogs.  If you read those, then you've read this...... It's now time for the fourth and final list of my favorite MySpacers of t...
Posted by McJeffrey on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 09:35:00 PST

The McJeffrey 300 (Day Three, 200-151)

Note: The following paragraphs were previously posted in the prior blogs.  If you read those, then you've read this...... It's now time for the fourth and final list of my favorite MySpacers of t...
Posted by McJeffrey on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 08:22:00 PST

The McJeffrey 300 (Day Two, 250-201)

Note: The following paragraphs were previously posted in the prior blogs.  If you read those, then you've read this...... It's now time for the fourth and final list of my favorite MySpacers of t...
Posted by McJeffrey on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:06:00 PST

The McJeffrey 300 (Day One, 300-251) Take Two.......

It's now time for the fourth and final list of my favorite MySpacers of the year.  This time around it was particularly tough.  I've ultimately decided in this go around to lean towards new ...
Posted by McJeffrey on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:55:00 PST

The McJeffrey 300 (Day One, 300-251) Delayed

Sadly in the middle of putting together the first part of this list, my finger apparently "slipped" and deleted everything I was compiling.  It's taking ever ounce of my being right now not to sc...
Posted by McJeffrey on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:57:00 PST

McJeffrey is.................THE FIVE MINUTE SONGWRITER!! (The Hot Dog Song)

I like to think I have a beautiful singing voice.  Unfortunately, I'm the only one who thinks so.  Regardless, I'm blessed with a gigantic memory filled to the brim with pop songs ...
Posted by McJeffrey on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:16:00 PST

10 Obsessive Compulsive Rules I Live By.

As many may know or surmised from reading my blogs or just my profile, I am a full fledged obsessive compulsive.  I hesitate to use the word disorder since I don't feel out of whack.  Living...
Posted by McJeffrey on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 11:47:00 PST