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Geoff Dening

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About Me

That mushy grey thing between my ears is full of stuff. Memories, opinions and where I buried the treasure of the Aztecs. Thinking is over-rated and is senseless unless you do what you think. I am a natural born genius and couldn't give a crap if I am right, wrong or half past Wednesday, doing stuff keeps me occupied. I have the attention span of a rock, if rocks were sentient beings. What would a rocks attention span be in that case? Seeing as rocks just sit in one place they would either be really focussed or have great imaginations and be able to tune out of their environment and travel far and wide in that special place. As I am not a rock, I can move around and still be in one place physically while my mind is in that special place. So thank your lucky stars that I am not the pilot of a passenger plane you are travelling on.

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My Interests

Bloody near everything. Just in case I decide to have a crack at doing it myself tomorrow.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

As I am as musically talented as a Brick, all music is done by smart arse show-off's taking the piss out of me. In return I like music just to show that I don't give a crap. Sex Pistols, Ramones, Dean Martin, and that first Caveman guy who started hitting two sticks together and invented the beat will do for today.

Movies:

Yeah whatever, I watch good ones, bad ones and even totally crap ones.

Television:

Watch just enough to not turn into a mindless tool. Those people out there who for some reason think that TV is real are proof that the gene pool has got just a bit more screwed up as time goes on. I watch some of the edumactional programs, Little Britain, Black Books, South Park. Not too much though it makes my head hurt.

Books:

I read them, throw them, buy them, use various objects to mark the page I am up to, except lawnmowers.

Heroes:

"At the moment in time when a hero is needed one will arise." Hope like hell that the hero's favorite TV show isn't on at the time of need or that prophecy is going to be all fucked up isn't it.

My Blog

How good are you at tipping sports winners??

‘ Grab this Headline Animator I have always thought I could do okay at tipping winners at sports. Lol I am a crap gambler though. I found an online site OLBG when browsing sports results and joined...
Posted by Geoff Dening on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:21:00 PST

FANGING IT success has me gobsmacked...

After 3 months of auditions I was shortlisted twice as a Co-Host and Director for the new ABC2 program Fanging it.Travelling home today I recieved a phone call from the producers thanking me for my Fi...
Posted by Geoff Dening on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:46:00 PST

You are FIRST to KNOW my Fllms + Music sale online for independent artists

After 3 months of auditions I was shortlisted twice as a Co-Host and Director for the new ABC2 program Fanging it.Travelling home today I recieved a phone call from the producers thanking me for my Fi...
Posted by Geoff Dening on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:05:00 PST

"FOOTYHEAD" Character goes from strength to strength

‘ There is no doubt that I would not change my life lived if I had the time again. It is much more beneficial to live with the realisation that what went before has got me to this happy place now. So ...
Posted by Geoff Dening on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:52:00 PST

MY Audition Clips - ABC2 TV "Fanging It" travel program update

G'day ALL, I have put two entries in to the Doco Slam auditions for ABC2's Travel program "Fanging It" I humbly ask you to check out my two entries and if you like to login in and rate them. I made th...
Posted by Geoff Dening on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:19:00 PST

END of the River Murray, Coorong & Lake Abert

For decades the management of the Murray River by successive governments has been questioned. Australia is a country where the majority of the population are living in major seaboard cities ...
Posted by Geoff Dening on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:29:00 PST

"GRAND FINAL" The Australian Football song released ..

Darren Mccrae, Born in Broken Hill has pursed his creative passions of singing, songwriting and visual arts throughout his career. Along the way he has been a professional football player...
Posted by Geoff Dening on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:23:00 PST

AFL Finals Week 1 "Footyheads" Comments

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Posted by Geoff Dening on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:03:00 PST

Whale Watching - video on 6th September 2008

The giant mammals of the ocean have fascinated people for years and since the moratorium on hunting of whales has been in place these gentle giants are returning to the shores of Australia. Over the p...
Posted by Geoff Dening on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:50:00 PST

Whale Watching - video on 6th September 2008

The giant mammals of the ocean have fascinated people for years and since the moratorium on hunting of whales has been in place these gentle giants are returning to the shores of Australia. Over the p...
Posted by Geoff Dening on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:51:00 PST