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Helene

Helene Malmsio

About Me


I'm a happy Aussie, but born in Copenhagen, Denmark then lived in Sweden before we immigrated to Australia when I was 8 years old.
This may help explain why I'm such a "Heinz 54" mixture of characteristics & views.
I have worked since my teens and later gained Diplomas etc as an adult in the workplace. I started working in family businesses and then my business Strategic Services was established in 1987 so I'm now shocked to realize I have been an entrepreneur for nearly 30 years!
Training and coaching people has been the most rewarding work so far, although most of my "big" business has come from Sales & Marketing.... so the "self help Guru" in me chooses to help others for free.
That is also why I'm so crazy in love with building my websites. I have found my calling - I love to communicate and websites are the ultimate tool for that!
I have been living the single life for 14 years now, and simply love living life by my own rules for a change.
My only children are "furry kids" - 2 cats & 2 dogs
Creative hobbies includes arts & crafts, painting oil portraits, publishing ebooks, and every handicraft ever created (that's why my next site will be for arts & crafts!)
Women in Art

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In my youth I used to also do some modelling part time, and I am NOT enjoying the aging process one little bit. While not a vain person, I'm used to looking in the mirror and seeing a familiar face & body - that I totally took for granted, without any work - what happens to you after 40 is simply a CRIME!! It sucks big time. I think I'll just turn into one of those "grumpy old women" and get it over with!
ASK THE FRUITCAKE LADY! No "Dear Abby" here... this is only for straight shootin' answers...
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MORE "ASK THE FRUITCAKE LADY" videos..
her advice videos sure are not "sugar coated"....
I have just loaded a collection of her hilarious 2008 videos ready to click & play here:
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My Heroes include people like this:
Team Hoyt: An Inspiring Story of Courage and Dedication
Dick and Rick Hoyt are a father-and-son team from Massachusetts who together compete just about continuously in marathon races. And if they are not in a marathon, they are in a triathlon, that daunting, almost superhuman combination of 26.2 miles of running, 112 miles of cycling and 2.4 miles of swimming. Together they have climbed mountains, and once trekked 3,735 miles across America. It is a remarkable record of exertion, all the more so when you consider that Rick can't walk or talk.
Team Hoyt: An Inspiring Story of Courage and Dedication

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You won’t believe how much benefit you will get from only a few minutes spent on any of these great sites!
(These are some of my own websites & sites created by my friends)
Jokes, Quotes, free ebooks & personal development:
4,000+ free resources for Happiness, health & prosperity
http://personal-enterprise-self-help-resources.com
Want a quick "pick-me-up" every day?
Get your free “365 Daily Success Quotes” ebook
http://free-daily-motivational-self-improvement.com
Natural home remedies and herbal recipes for better health
Selection of free health books on-line and to download
http://best-natural-cures-health-guide.com
Natural Insomnia Cures for better sleep every night.
Free ebooks on your lifetime sleep cycles & dream meanings.
http://sleep-aid-tips.com
Want to fast track your MLM Business success?
Many free MLM manuals for business entrepreneurs.
http://free-mlm-consultants-training.com
Daily Business News & Business Entrepreneur Tools:
Free business entrepreneur manuals to download.
http://strategic-services-aust.com
Parents & Grandparents Games, Crafts & toddlers discipline
Get free kids books to download for bedtime reading
http://free-toddlers-activity-and-discipline-guide.com
Lose Weight Now! Natural health & weight loss programs:
Free comprehensive Carbohydrate & Calorie Counter ebook
http://beautiful-body-ideal-weight.com
"The King of Rock & Roll" Elvis Presley biography site by a fan for his fans…Free autobiography book download
http://elvis-presley-forever.com
Site Build It! is growing every day, thanks to word-of-mouth real life, success stories. Cut the B.S. and get with the program that WORKS! http://local-ebiz.com
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My Interests

Website building, self growth - personal development student, structured skills training to adults, all kinds of creative arts & crafts for gifts & sale, painting oil portraits of my friends, baking & cooking, home decorating, reading self growth books (& tapes etc), very eclectic mix of music genres - depending on moods, gardening & organic veges, vegetarian by the way - I just can't eat anything with a face anymore!

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I'd like to meet:


People who have a drive to achieve more than the "average Joe" and a thirst for life and all it's abundance of joy and experiences.

Especially people who like to help others and share their expertise.

Creativity and a flair for fun wouldn't go amiss either.

If you enjoy living life to the fullest, in your own way, I'd like to meet YOU in this "hyperspace" venue.... ("who'da thunk it?" only a few years ago....!)

NEWSFLASH! It is important for your health to have a really good BELLY LAUGH every day, so here are some short videos to get you rolling on the floor with laughter!

Who Let the Dogs Out

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It's oh so Cute! Cats of YouTube Music Video

very funny cats

Cat and Dog funny (get out of my bed)

Talking pets

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Funny Talking Cats

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Cat Does Dog Tricks

I want to play the PIANO tooooooo...!

FREE ME - song by Goldfinger.


Seal Fur: Senseless, wasteful & cruel

Music:

Oh dear! Tony Bennet (even before he was cool again), kd lang, Nancy Wilson, Wayland Jennings, Nana Mouskouri (I warned you, didn't I?), Jimmy Buffet, Frank Sinatra, the opera band, Robbie Williams, Eurythmics, Phil Collins, the polyphonic spree, Joe Cocker, INXS, I guess, easy listening, light POP, light Opera, through to Baroque - Vivaldi, Bach, etc.

Movies:

Not going into details here - family movies, I guess, with a message/moral/philosophy, plus romance, drama, action, subtle comedy - for instance I like the mix of elements in "Interview with a Vampire" .... "Fifth Element" is also a favourite view... "Long Kiss Goodnight" ... and I always like the good guys winning... I steadfastly follow the-Cowboys-in-White-Hats-always-win philosophy.... but then, some grey-areas make life more interesting...

I have a massive library of video movies & documentaries that I buy from video hire places, so I guess I like a pretty wide variety after all.

Television:

Tend to watch History Channel, National Geographic, etc etc. avoid the daily news as they just regurgitate verbal diahorreah every day to "beat up" non-news into the day's news.

Books:

Oh lordy - I also have a massive library of hard copy books and electronic books, as well as audio training tapes & video training tapes as well.
Mostly self development in some way, developing skills & life skills - although I do also love to read a good yarn.
Started out "adult reading" tastes with Isaac Asimov - still don't trust robots, and Eric Von Daniken etc. which is pretty stimulating stuff for a 13 year old. (But also read my mothers Georgette Heyer romance novels too...)
I agree with Jim Rohn who says you are better off doing without a meal than doing without a book!
My library also has all sorts of "how to" books that I collect for a rainy day when I'm old & looking for something new to learn & do - so I'm stocked up & ready for that eventuality too!
Just can't pass by a good book.
Seven Hills, Wibberley
Lessons of History, Durant
Every self help book author ever....
Autobiographies
Cookbooks by the dozen
Craft books of every kind
Art books by the dozenzzzzzz...
My own library of Journals I have kept for many years (that I also decorate with scraps & pictures when the fancy takes me or I have some photos to enjoy.)
Get your free 2008 Calendar here...
Just "right mouse button click" on the links below, then select "save target as" from the window that appears, to download these safe .pdf books to your desktop..
If you want to preview them first, just click on the links like normal and the books will open up in a new window, so you will stay on your current page....“2008 Success CALENDAR & daily motivation download” with monthly planner printout, inspirational quotes, success tips & links to daily motivational self improvement tools
2008 SUCCESS CALENDAR
“2008 Health CALENDAR & Diary Journal download” with Goal planner & Journal printout, monthly Health & Fitness tips and collection of Better Health articles
2008 HEALTH CALENDAR
“Cutest Cat Calendar for 2007 & monthly planner Diary” with cat quotes to brighten every Cat Lover’s year
Cat Calendar 2008 Diary
“Cat Tails” Get my little collection of funny Cat’s tales, feline quotes, furry stories and fuzzy wisdoms
“Cat Tails”
“Hank as a Youth” a collection of true cat stories about some really hilarious cats written by their confused human, Dr. Banks
“Hank as a Youth
“Hurricane Pet Rescue Story” Beautiful story of how animals will get along when sharing devastation. Also an online collection of pet care stories & more free pet humour books to download.
Pet Rescue Story
“You Might be a Redneck if……” A collection of trailer trash jokes & real life pictures of redneck ways of life!
Redneck Jokes Book
“How to Please your IT Department!”This book has collected some of the best IT & Service Desk jokes along with general computer humour stories to keep all of infotech dyslexics laughing.
Computer Idiots Humour
“Professional Development Coaching for your Success” This comprehensive selection of self help articles include contributions from the Master Philosopher, Jim Rohn and his fellow Coaching associates. A great way to get started on your self development journey.
Jim Rohn Coaching Book
“Preparing yourself for Public Speaking” Tips to help everyone get ready for their first public speaking presentation with plenty of training resources.
Public Speaking Tips
“Free Daily Motivation” Collection of 365+ online daily Inspirational Quotes, motivation tips & self improvement articles – for every day of the year!
Free Daily Motivation Book
A beautiful pictorial tribute to Mother Teresa, with some of her most powerful quotes ever.
Mother Teresa Tribute

Little Angels is a pdf version of a powerpoint presentation that every Mother should see….
Little Angels

Stunning pictorial presentation of our beautiful planet seen from space…. Like you have never seen before.
Magnificent Blue Planet

Learn the philosophy and practices of successfull people through history in this collection of quotes & tips.
“Secrets of the Richest People”
This personal goal setting guide & workbook has everything you could use to get your life on the track to success.
“Accomplish Anything you Want in your Life!”
My little booklet of tips on goal setting for people who just can't focus long enough to prepare an action plan & set goals!
Some short tips on setting goals
This desktop calendar has a quote for every day of the week - great to give friends too.
365 Daily Success Quotes
CLEAN JOKES FOR ALL THE FAMILY!
Have a Laugh on Us - family friendly jokes book - Volume 1
Have a Laugh on Us - family friendly jokes book Volume 2
Dr. Cliff Kuhn wrote this truly wonderful self help book for all the family, with simple steps on how to live a happier life.
Ten Ways to Be Happier ... right now
Romance for Dummies! A guide with poems, quotes, romantic things to do to surprise your loved one today & every day!
Love Quotes, Poems & Romance manual
Here is my collection of my favourite 500 Inspirational Quotes:
500 Famous Quotes
Get some great self help tips and home remedies to sleep better every night, naturally
Lifetime Sleep Cycles with sleep aid tips
Are your Dreams or Nightmares disturbing your quality of sleep? Get some help here
A - Z Dream Meanings: How to interpret your dreams
Dieting is hard for everyone, this calorie & carb counter really helps to stay on track, as well as some motivational articles to support you
Carbohydrate & Calorie Counter with motivation self help
Need some meal ideas for tonight? Get them here!
Healthy Recipes Cookbook sampler:
The King Lives on! This free autobiography has his whole life story and links to even more website articles about Elvis. Read all about his life, loves and music in this
Elvis Presley Autobiography ebook.
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
Rules of the house for non-pet owner visitors!
Just how do people create successful and profitable websites, without having any Webmaster skills???
The Internet is Going Local
Computers for Dummies! Do you want to know more about your computer hardware & software, and how to make it work more efficiently for you?
Helene's Complete Computer Guide (actually written by an expert!)
Yep, you too can create simple websites, fast!
Create Killer mini-sites to promote your products and/or ebooks
Do you plan to write an ebook? If so, you want to learn how to promote it
How to Boost your eBook sales
It really is simple, I promise
Crash course for beginners on How to write an eBook
Myspace Graphics, Glitter Graphics, Layouts

Heroes:

Queen Elizabeth I

Gandhi

Einstein

Plato

Mother Theresa

Jim Rohn

Lou Tice

Earl Nightingale

Tony Robbins (don't give me grief about this one!)

Margaret Thatcher

Abe Lincoln

many, many, more people I deeply admire & respect for their contribution...

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Smileys & ASSICONS?

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means a smile and :( .... is a frown.Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes:...
Posted by Helene on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:20:00 PST

BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN

  What Mom and Dad Have In Common: "Both don't want no more kids." -- Lori, age 8 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: lizDate: 17 Apr 2008, 07:16 PMBIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN 1...
Posted by Helene on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:10:00 PST

Generation groups & generation gaps

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ? Marilyn ?Date: 17 Apr 2008, 11:42 PM In its January 22, 2008 edition, the Quebec City newspaper, Le Soleil, had a topic about generations by...
Posted by Helene on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:46:00 PST

How great will YOU feel?

How great will YOU feel?Ta Da Dum!*drum roll please*I’m raising the curtain on the Health site I have been working on for three months... there are so many layers to this site you could spend ho...
Posted by Helene on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:15:00 PST

Public Service Announcement:

Public Service Announcement: Hi folks,I thought I’d pass along this important announcement to help youprepare for this upcoming maintenance.------US TO CLEAN ALL PHONE AND INTERNET ACCESS LINESL...
Posted by Helene on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:59:00 PST

Whaaaat..?

Whaaaat..?A father told his son, Little Johnny, now aged 10, that it wastime he talked to him about the birds and the bees."I don’t want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.Confuse...
Posted by Helene on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:49:00 PST

Ponderings...

..Signs of the Times!Sign on an electrician's truck: "Let Us Remove Your Shorts."Sign Outside a radiator repair shop in a small midwestern town. "Best Place in Town to Take a Leak."Sign in a realtor's...
Posted by Helene on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:11:00 PST

Enjoying a HEALTHY sense of humour today....

    If I were any healthier I'd be dead.... the irony does not elude me that I am killing myself to complete the building of a HEALTH WEBSITE with a friend of mine.... LOL!so with the HEALTH...
Posted by Helene on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:21:00 PST

A midweek chucke for you...

  Thanks for all your notes everyone... much appreciated!  I'm still working away here, will hopefully be back to normal soon...... in the meantime - ENJOY!   How to know whether or not...
Posted by Helene on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:33:00 PST

Sorry I haven’t been contributing lately...

    Sorry I haven't been contributing lately...As I told sweet dEj tonight... I have been working my furry little butt off for nearly two months now, and this past couple of weeks I havent r...
Posted by Helene on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:40:00 PST