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EviL

not all who wander are lost

About Me

I'm an asshole - you don't want to know anything about me.

FUCK EVERYBODY
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DON'T FUCK WITH ROLLINS


My Interests

"DON'T TRY TO DISINFECT MY PERSONALITY - I LIKE MY EDGES ROUGH - I LIKE PROFANITY" -From Autumn to Ashes

I like making scary noises with my guitar.

I am in pre-pre-production on my first independent film (that I co-wrote and will be co-directing), but I will feel stupid calling myself a "writer" or "director" until it's finished.

I am teaching myself Japanese (so I can give Godzilla directions to Washington D.C. if I happen to run into him when I visit Tokyo).

I HATE "POP" MUSIC.

I hate those cocksucking smiley-faced things at the top of myspace that squeal "HELLOOO!!!" at me when I accidentally move my mouse over them.

I fight The Good Fight (against religion, mediocrity & corporate everything)...and I'll die doing so.

I seek The TRUTH - no matter how ugly or disturbing it may be.

I HATE RELIGION.

I am disgusted by politics, but understanding/following them is a necessary evil.

I am a Secular Humanist (if I need be categorized)
...even though I hate most people.

I hate dishonesty in all its various forms.

I would feel worse if I ran over a dog than a human, and if that makes me "sick", then so be it.

I hate ignorance and, therefore, stupid/uneducated people.

I refuse to be tolerant of the intolerant.

I DESPISE stubborn, self-righteous REDNECKS and their simple-minded conservative views.
I loathe their idiotic ideology, and piss on their so-called 'MORALS' and 'VALUES'.

I shit on the GOP and everything they stand for.

I'm no fan of the Democratic Party either...but unfortunately, they are the only alternative "choice" we have (since we have no real alternative).

I look at ALL sides of an issue and try to see things from EVERY possible angle.
That is a virtue - NOT a 'flaw in character'.

I distrust all that discourages dissent.

Stupid people are in the way. Thus, they should die.

I hate the rich, their snobbery, their condescension, and selfishness.
They will be the first to go if or when revolution/anarchy comes.

I hate celebrity-worship. I hate our retarded 'pop culture'.
I hate that the mindless masses accept mediocre music/movies/entertainment.

I have a fucked-up sense of humor.

I laugh at horribly inappropriate times.

I hate that I'm considered a 'coastal elitist'
(even though I'm piss broke).
I hate how educated, intellectual "thinking" people are looked down upon by the retarded.

I hate that I've become somewhat pretentious - but I am better than some of you...and more intelligent.

I don't give a fuck what people think of me. Many say it, but few truly mean it the way I do.

I am in touch with my hatred and aggression. I embrace my violent nature. That doesn't make me "dangerous", it makes me a realist.

I am proudly progressive...
...to a certain extent.
I support gay marriage.
I am vehemently in favor of stem-cell research.
I am for gun-ownership.
I am for the death-penalty (even extending it to include rapists and pedophiles).
I am so pro-choice that I wish I could get pregnant just so I could have an abortion.

I don't fit neatly into any 'category' and don't want to.
I won't be defined as anything other than what or how I choose define to myself.
I define myself as simply "brutally honest".

Organized Religion is responsible for everything most of what's wrong with this world.
(Corporate greed is responsible for everything else)

Religion discourages human thought, impedes science, progress, and the further evolution of humanity.

We are not civilized.
We are still savage barbarians. We rape, torture, and kill for reasons other than absolute necessity.
Until we stop killing each other and let go of religion, we'll be nothing more than talking-monkeys.

"Atheism is not a claim, it's the rejection of a claim." --someone clever

"A gullible person will become religious. A rational person will become an atheist." --an 'angry little girl'

Though I'm an Atheist, I hope there's an afterlife. I've tried to 'believe' (survived 12 years of Catholic schooling) but I've never been able to. I'd like to hang around indefinitely in some sort of 'paradise' but not the one YOU want...
No eunich 'angels' flying around playing harps, praising some insecure deity who needs eternal reassurance of his self-worth. No tight-assed Bible-thumpers who lived repressed, joyless, sanitized lives - hating on everyone else who didn't waste their time being fucking lame. No 72 middle-eastern virgins who don't speak English and hate me and my white cock for being an 'infidel'.
I want 72 billion sluts.
I want to be the Hef of my own Playboy Mansion (except the chicks would be more like Suicide Girls).
I want to snort rails of coke the length of the NJ Transit line, and drink Southern Comfort by the gallon, sans overdose or hangover.
I want a 50-foot, 700lb hard-on that ejaculates like a cannon so I can blow a hole through the moon - and 12-hour orgasms, so I can bukkake the entire earth.
I want excess.
I want debauchery.
I want SIN.
If my afterlife can't be whatever I want it to be, it ain't worth having.

YOUR HEAVEN WOULD BE MY HELL.

What you call a 'soul' I call 'consciousness'.

Whether or not consciousness can exist without the mind is the real question. Science favors monism (consciousness exists within the brain, and dies with it), but dualism (the idea that mind and body are separate entities) may be a possibility.
My heart wants to be a dualist, but my rational mind is a monist.

For argument's sake - there need not be a 'god' for an afterlife to exist, nor need there be a 'creator' for life itself to exist.
If there is a 'god', an afterlife, or any meaning to this life - proof/answers are NOT to be found in the Bible, the Torah, the Koran, or any other ancient, obsolete, fictional book of rules.

BUT...there's no evidence that an afterlife exists, thus I can't take the idea of one very seriously.

The only 'immortality' one can objectively achieve is by leaving their mark on this world - making enough of an impact to be remembered.

Creationism is NOT the alternative to Evolution.
Ignorance is.

I will respect your faith when you respect my lack of faith.

I do not reject Satan.
I don't reject Jesus either, but I do not accept him (as a deity).
In believing in one god (yours), you renounce/reject all other possible gods. I simply take it one step further by renouncing/dismissing yours.

I bow to no one.
I worship nothing.
I have no beliefs...only IDEAS...

People are sheep. Always have been, always will be.
Sheep need to be led.
Leaders cannot themselves be sheep.
Throughout history, those who have stood out from the rest of the herd became shepherds.

Today, our shepherds are bad.
Most of the world's shepherds are bad...

WE NEED NEW SHEPHERDS.

'be seeing you...

PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE AFRAID OF THEIR GOVERNMENTS -GOVERNMENTS SHOULD BE AFRAID OF THEIR PEOPLE

My other 'interests' include: killing spiders, perfecting the ancient art of bukkake, smoking weed, indulging in my fascination for goats, molesting priests, taking pictures of naked girls, doing coke off the bare asses of slutty nuns, sleeping, hunting and beheading terrorists, procrastinating, instilling the seeds of doubt in believers, and protecting puppies from the menace of brain-washed conservative right-wing Bush-supporters.

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet anyone. I don't like the friends I already have

Fuckers I DON'T Hate
EviL has 666 friends.

The MySpace DeviL

Swearengen

Bill the Butcher

Chewbacca

Fuck Joe

Fuck Anthony

Fuck Jake

Fuck McChill

Awakened Features

Lord Kramdar

Rupert Murdoch

Godzilla

V

Damien Thorn

Wonder Showzen

General ZOD

The Myspace GYNO

Death

No Such Thing

MUSE

The Can

Betty Curse

Titus Pullo

Darth Vader

Chaz Darwin

see them naked

Music:

Lately I've been retarded about From Autumn to Ashes, Every Time I Die, Ed Gein, and MUSE

Movies:

(in no specific order):
Sergio Leone Westerns
particularly
Once Upon A Time In The West
Akira Kurosawa Samurai Flicks
particularly Seven Samurai, Hidden Fortress, Yojimbo & Sanjuro
bad Godzilla films
Bond films - especially
Casino Royale
and
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Wong Kar Wai's
2046
Chan Wook Park's
Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance
Oldboy
Lady Vengeance

True Romance
Lucky # Slevin
American Beauty
A Clockwork Orange
The Exorcist
Fright Night
Closer
Syriana
Babel
Serenity
Vanilla Sky
The Quiet
Hard Candy
Halloween
Highlander
Gangs of New York
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Wicker Park
The Departed
The Shining
Hostel
Out of Sight
Batman Begins
The Cell
Enter the Dragon
Jaws
Sin City
Goodfellas
A Bronx Tale
Boondock Saints
Battle Royale
Mulholland Drive
A.I.
Half Baked
The Empire Strikes Back
The Girl Next Door
Lady Snowblood
Star Wars (1977)
The Amityville Horror (1979)
The Omen (1976)
Casino
Pulp Fiction
Leon: The Professional
The Godfather I & II
Kill Bill I & II
300
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (O.G. and the remake)
Dawn of the Dead (likewise)
Cabin Fever
Friday the 13th Part 2
Lucio Fulci's Zombie
28 Days Later
The Crow
Waiting...
Reservoir Dogs
Clash of the Titans
Fellini Satyricon (THE creepiest movie ever made)
L.A. Confidential
Love Me If You Dare
Trainspotting
Gojira
Wolf Creek
Idiocracy
Borat
Vampire Hunter D (1985)
GRINDHOUSE
and

Television:

Television is shit.
Network TV sucks cock. The only shit worth watching is on cable (where the FCC scum can't shit all over everything...yet)
"Reality TV" has killed television. I hate that shit and despise anyone who watches it, and I wish death upon anyone who has anything to do with American Idol.
the few things worth my time:
Real Time with Bill Maher
The Henry Rollins Show
The Shield
Rome
Deadwood
24
Battlestar Galactica
Heroes
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Colbert Report
Wonder Showzen
Robot Chicken
Arrested Development
South Park
anyone remember The State? (the one good thing MTV ever did)
something I recommend that everyone see - a late 60's British TV show called The Prisoner...years ahead of its time (and sadly, still relevant)
...and anything Joss Whedon ever did. The End.

Heroes:

Me - for being awake, and having the balls to live my life the way I want to live it, with no concern for what any of you sheep think... I don't have any "heroes" other than myself - but there are people that I admire and respect:

...and last, but not least, The Devil - for being the o.g. non-conformist, and for being 'God's accuser' - the first motherfucker to ever question authority (even though neither he nor 'God' are real)


My Blog

Jerry Falwell Memorial

[note: scroll down and read the whole thing, fuckers]Is it really so wrong to take pleasure in the death of someone you hate?Who gives a fuck?Jerry Falwell's dead, and I couldn't be happier about it! ...
Posted by EviL on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:26:00 PST

are they REALLY worth saving?

I forgot exactly where I came across this...After watching it and reading the whole story...while simultaneously adding dvds to my netflix queue, learning Japanese so I can communicate with my hot lit...
Posted by EviL on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:41:00 PST

THIS is why I hate people

When I say that I hate people, I'm not being sarcastic...I truly despise the mindless masses of ignorant motherfuckers that I (unfortunately) share the globe with. When I say that some people are too...
Posted by EviL on Wed, 02 May 2007 03:15:00 PST

Please, Kill Yourselves

Another day, another murder-suicide. Why is it that every time I turn on the news, some pathetic psycho snaps, shoots a bunch of innocent people, then eats one of their own bullets? And why is it alwa...
Posted by EviL on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:04:00 PST

if anyone ever deserved forced prison sex...

...it's these two degenerates. Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church (the "God Hates Fags" assholes that disrupt funerals of U.S. soldiers). first video's the aforementioned old man, the second;...
Posted by EviL on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:52:00 PST

RFID's - Tracking Devices for EVERYONE!!!

Who knows what RFID's are? Wikipedia says: "Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) is an automatic identification method, relying on storing and remotely retrieving data using devices called RFID tags ...
Posted by EviL on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:04:00 PST

Atheism

For anyone interested in (or in need of an introduction to) Atheism, please read the manifesto written by Sam Harris that I've copied & pasted below. _____________________________________________...
Posted by EviL on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:14:00 PST

The Gallery of TRUTH (updated weekly)

____________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: RATIONAL RESPONSE SQUADD...
Posted by EviL on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 12:59:00 PST

REAL American Patriotism...

The NSA wire-taps are illegal. Spying on Americans without a court order is unconstitutional. The National I.D. system that takes effect in 2008 is against everything "American" imaginable...yet peopl...
Posted by EviL on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 06:40:00 PST

WHO is your daddy, motherfuckers?

have you ever been looking at internet porn, and by chance, came upon a girl that looked familiar? no....I mean really familiar? here I was, sitting at my computer, stoned, looking at porn, and I...
Posted by EviL on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 06:34:00 PST