Unattainable

1st of all, I shall begin by saying..."fuck you" and "fuck off" then we'll take it from there. I'm so fucking lovable... I love the color black. Crazy taxi cab drivers amuse me. Alot. Now I believe in love. Wow... The tendency to kill cars repeatedly haunts me. And beds. I love (almost) all animals. I'm pretty sure the ants are out to get me. I pray to a "God" I don't believe in. I hope to grow into a good person. I'm working on that. I hate moving. Don't get me wrong... I love new places, just not packing all my shit and then having to unpack. I would rather watch an entire third world country go up in smoke than to see an abused animal. I love my family and my friends; but that should go without saying. I happen to be a complete dork and I love it. I had sex in a chair; recliner to be exact... YAY! I drink too much and I know this, so back the fuck off. It's my life and you have know nothing about me. If you are one of the people I confide to, then you know why. Good times. I'm a little (alot) random... And for those of you who are reading my profile, and then to send me a message about how I seem like an interesting person or what have you, FUCK OFF. I'm compeltly boring and taken. So yet, I say again, FUCK OFF. I love to party and hang out, meet new people, go to new places, but thankfully, I believe I have enough maturity to be responsible about what I do. Well... for the most part anyways. I'm not the best when it comes to relationships. Ask anyone. I'm a fuck-up. Did I mention I'm sexy as hell and you can't have me? I need new pictures... you should help me out my Opie-Wopie. My birthday should be a national holiday. Most females are lying, back-stabbing bitches. Oh well, I guess that's another part of "humanity" or whatever. Adam and I don't have enough pictures. We should, and kinda do, but they're stuck on his phone. HE MAKES ME SMILE. I've wasted alot of time on the wrong people and the wrong places, and yet I wouldn't change a thing. My real friends love me no matter what. I like to dance naked in the rain. I trust very few people & YOU love ME, bitch! What's not to love. I have a dry sense of humor, so if you can't deal with it, grow up and fuck off. People take life too seriously. Sit back and enjoy the ride. I am consumed with procrastination. Please stop judging me. I wish i could kill people for money and get away with it. I wouldn't mind, would you? I mean as long as I wasn't killing you or your loved ones, you'd support me...right? When I grow up, I'm going to be a rapping penguin in a bubble with pink earmuffs, turntables, and lots of old vinyl records. Hell yeah! "They" say mistakes make us wiser. I wish I had the ability to learn faster. I love kisses. Puppies. Kitties. Oh..and cuddles. Bunches. SHYAAH!!!! Don't tell me to be honest with you and then be offended by what I have to say. Thanks so much for your "important" time.