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About Me

"Say ello to my little friend!"; "I'm Tony Montana! Jou fuck wit me, Jou fuckin' wit da best!"; "Is this it? Is this what it's all about, Manny? Eating, Drinking, Fucking, Sucking, Snorting? Then what? Tell me, then what? You're fifty. jou gotta bag for a belly. jou got tits, jou need a bra; they got hair on 'em. Jou got a liver, it's got spots on it, and your eatin' dis fucking chit; and you're looking like these rich fucking mummies in here. Is this what it's all about? Is this what I work for? Look at that, a junkie. I gotta fucking junkie for a wife. Don't eat nothin', sleeps all day wit dem black chades on. Wakes up with a qualude. And who won't fuck me, cuz she's in a fuckin coma. . Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a kid wit'er, Manny I can't even have a fucking little baby wit'er!"

My Interests

buying-selling-doing YAYO, Killing dirty cops, killing Columbians, Dancing, Clubing, Doing the bosses wife, killing the boss, pelicans, fucking, drinking, and snorting

I'd like to meet:

All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand? In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman.

Music:

Cubano Music, SCARFACE SOUNDTRACK: Rush Rush, Turn Out The Light, Vamos A Bailar, Shes On Fire, Shake It Up, Dance Dance Dance, I'm Hot Tonight,

Movies:

Scarface

Television:

News, Animal Channel(The Pelicans)

My Blog

Tha Backstabing prick

It was time to make my move. I din need Franks bullshit no more, but he have someting i wanted, Elvira... i love her the first time i lay eyes on her. So i go to franks house wen he left. an there she...
Posted by Tony Montana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Arrival To Miami...... 1983

Ello, im Tony Fuckin Montana ok? and i just arrived to the sun washed beaches of miami. i tell you one thing, this town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked i tell you thah much! So im ta...
Posted by Tony Montana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Green card and My New Job....

So me and Mani were stuck in the fuckin detention center mang. livin in tents and chit, all fuckin crowded.... I needed to get out! So Mani talked to his connection in Miami. he said in 30 fuckin days...
Posted by Tony Montana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wha Chew Gidding me?!

OK!!!!!!!!!!! I didn come to America to break my fuckin back mang! This job was fucking bullshit! It was dis lil fuckin resturante, Little Havana Resturant, and i was fuckin washin deeshes all day man...
Posted by Tony Montana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Deal.....

So, it was me, mani, chi chi, and angel driving to the fuckin spot on sunset bulivard, de Sunray Motel. me and fuckin angel were the only ones focused, the other two fuckin mummies were too bussy chec...
Posted by Tony Montana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Meeting Da Boss, Frank.......

So after everyting happen, i call Omar, the fuckin guy who gave me an mani thee job. I tol him i got the yayo... an de money. Now this mother fucker mang, i know he set us up! But i wasnt going to let...
Posted by Tony Montana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mama....

So i star to make it big time ok. i have nice clothes, alot of money, an protection. So i thought it woyuld be nice to see mama aand Gina, my kid sister. so i go to the house and my mama look at me li...
Posted by Tony Montana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cochabamba, Bolivia.....

So, Frank say he has a big deal comming up and this wa it. Me and Omar wen to Bolivia to see dis guy Alex Sosa. Dis fuckin guy mang, produses over 200 kilos per month but has no buyers! So he say he i...
Posted by Tony Montana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST