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About Me

Whats Crackin?? Matty G aka Van Houston whatever you wanna call me, I got over 40+ pairs of Aviator stylee shades and sport them every day. I got ink done of my last name Old E stylee & MOM tated on my fore-arm cuz i'm a savage white boy. I Invented the word DBAB [dont be a bitch], which is currently used world wide. lately, i've been just keepin it real in 28 palms runnin' into houses... lol. Im studying broadcasting so someday, hopefully, i can become a successful DiscJockey on the radio. Im a motivated person and never give up.

My Interests

sex (even though it don't happen often), Radio, MUSIC, thrift stores, belt buckles, Poker w/ the hommies, partys, baylons, GRITS, Grilled Cheeze Sandwiches, yellow cake w/ chocolate frosting, Spagetti westerns, vinal, aviator sunglasses, 80s clothes, and Vans Shoes....Being Unorganized is the BEST!

I'd like to meet:

Uhhh Shibbity Shashum, Japan 4. . . Punk chicks, trashy chicks, chicks that will never hate on my 80s stylee and will sport aviators once in a while. A chick That would be down for anything; make some shit outa no shit. Someone who doesnt mind to be a lil Random at times, No high maintnence chicks, aint got no cash... No Fuckin drama, had it and didnt like it. LOL aye i'm talkin like im usin myspace.com to date... Shit if thats the case... i like moon-lit walks on the beach, brown eyes, the smell of fresh cut flowers in springtime, and the occasional use of KY jelly... hahahaha totally outacontrol (and yes thats one fuckin word bitches) *Just Glad I'm Not In The Back . . .

Music:

PARENTAL
ADVISORY
VAN URGES YOU TO
POT THAT SHIT UP!
RANDOM SHiT: Bob Marley, Sublime, Jet, Beatles, some country, Simon & Garfunkel and that classic KFRC shit. 80s Style-e: AC/DC, John Waite, Scarface Soundtrack(Hella Sick!), Eye of the Tiger(the best for workin out), Whitesnake, Boston, Jimmi Hedrix, Bad Company, Telsa, Iron Maiden, Motley Crue, Twisted Sister, Anthrax, David Lee Roth, Toto, Foreiner, Mr. Mister, Luther Vandrass, Micheal Jackson, Bryan Adams, A flock of Seaguls, Corey Hart, Romeo Void, Lionel Richie, Rick James, GrandMasta Flash, Don Johnson, Billy Idol, Peter Gabriel, Run DMC, Blondie, Dexys Midnight Runners, Tears For Fears, Bobby Brown, The Fixx, Wang Chung, Tommy Tutone, PUNK ROCK Style-e: RAMONES, Misfits, Fear, GG Allin, Circle Jerks, Iggy Pop, Dead Kennedys, Casulties.

Movies:

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Television:

Jackass, Family Guy, South Park, Reno 911, Osbornes, Kennedy Connections(when i was on...)......

Books:

any magazine with boobies in it, The Culture of Fear, Fast Food Nation(everytime i look at the cover i want to go to McDonalds), Modesty Blaise by Peter Odonnell, that one by Dan Brown...uhhh The Da Vinci Code. .. .. ..

Heroes:

Iron Man, Howard Stern, Richard Dawson, Me....hahahahahaha..

My Blog

Are you a Reason, Season, or a Lifetime?

Pay attention to what you read. People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person. When someone is in you...
Posted by Van Houston on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:06:00 PST

The Paradox of Our Time

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy less. We have ...
Posted by Van Houston on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:44:00 PST

I'm Over It . . . .

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Posted by Van Houston on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:47:00 PST

Morning Shifts @ KKIQ. . .

Morning shifts have advantages and some disadvantages: I get to play the music as loud as i want in the studio, if a sick song comes on I can break out in dance at random with no negative feedback... ...
Posted by Van Houston on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 02:12:00 PST

21 - Stranded in Paradise

Well I was due back from Honolulu this morning, but i fuckin missed my plane... dont ask me why, but it seems that getting to the airport an hour and fifteen isnt good enough anymore. So they hooked m...
Posted by Van Houston on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:10:00 PST

Got The Job. . . KKIQ fm

Van Houston has finaly made shit official, had the interview on Friday for KKIQ, on air position, weekend stylee. I have to get trained on the format and some other stuff. Its a pritty laid back stati...
Posted by Van Houston on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:57:00 PST

To: Mademoiselle Robinson

The Sound of Silence Hello, darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the vision That was planted in my brain St...
Posted by Van Houston on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 08:31:00 PST

DeprEsseD

Sometimes i wish i existed in another time. when things were simpler. the world right now is way too fucked up. society is out to put everybody down, during a time were there arent enough people ...
Posted by Van Houston on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:00:00 PST

"ReSuMe"

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. &nb...
Posted by Van Houston on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 05:18:00 PST

Love

O but what about love? I forget love not that I am incapable of love it's just that i see love as odd as wearing shoes -- I never wanted to marry a girl who was like my mother And Ingrid Bergman was a...
Posted by Van Houston on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:37:00 PST