We have more than
2000 pirate treasures !
Welcome to
Billy Bones ’ Pirate Locker
The Bones’
Locker is
much better’n bein' in Davy Jones’
Locker any day, matey!Have we got booty! Worthy
of a king’s ransom these items are, an’ at cutthroat rates that’re sure
ta please any thievin’ scoundrel. An’ we got over 2000 of ’em! Even Blackbeard hisself would drool o’er this treasure trove!
Hoist yer sails an’ trawl
round our site fer a bit. Then fire off yer order ta us an’ we’ll all
drink ta yer health with a bumper of grog. If ye don’t, then avast ye swabs
and man yer arms! for we might jus’ visit ye in our barquentine an’ pepper
yer vessel with our irons, sendin’ ’er ta the fishes! Take it from us,
ye don’t want ta cross our tyrannical captain, Ms. Scooter Goodwin. She’s
a mean one, she is. She’ll have yer guts fer garters, matey, an’ that ain’t
no landcrab’s tale!
Now, lads, ye may contact
our quartermaster by phone, fax, email or snail mail an' we’ll ship yer
plunder right off ta ya on the followin’ ebb tide. Ye can even charge it
ta yer Visa, MasterCard, Discover and Diners Club(we ain’t quite so uncivilized as some might think). An’ be sure to check out
all the free online stuff.
Meself an’ the other scurvy
dogs ’ere at Dead Men Tell No Tales.com and
Fern Canyon Press are looking forward ta havin’
dealin’s with ye.
Signed
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Billy Bones' Locker
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Music is from Skip Henderson's
Billy Bones & Other Ditties .