IM GOING TO SAY THIS ONLY ONCE, AND NEVER AGAIN...
READ MY PROFILE, NO WHERE ON IT DO I CLAIM TO BE JOHNNY DEPP SO FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T GET INTO THE WILD NOTION THAT I AM HIM.
FURTHER MORE, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE FACT THAT IM NOT JOHNNY DEPP THEN GET OUT, I CAN DO WITHOUT YOUR "WITTY" REPETOIR.
I AM NOT
JOHNNY DEPP!
~.:*:.-...Click on the Medallion...-.:*:.~
~.:*:.-At World's End Official Website-.:*:.~
Hello there, My name is Captain Jack Sparrow. I may not look it, but Im a fine Pirate, a good man, though I have been known to rade, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out. That is of course only when it is absolutely needed. Though admittedly that is most of the time.
Never the less, I have run into trouble on several occasions...
And I have only known love breifly...
But she Managed to burn everything we had, lucky for me she did....little whelp, however the rum was gone and I wasn't too happy about that either.
Now it seems as though I'm being chased for some infraction which I did not commit by this Mangy Cad I mean of course, this lovely man, eh...Fish...Crab...Octo-Person. Whom I respect greatly?
But if Um...Any of ye could help me out, telling me where William Turner and Miss Elizabeth Swan have gone it would be much appreciated...
This as ye know is Will Turner Son of "Boot-Strap" Bill Turner. He's incredibly stupid but can be very handy ifin ye're in a pinch of some sort. speaking of which I need t'find him...
This be the three of us, (That bein' Meself, Elizabeth and Will), from our last journey together I miss these stupid welps every now and again
Well, as you are no doubt aware, my adventures with Will and Elizabeth have continued as of late...
Sad to say that their Wedding was crashed by A man named Beckett.
Lord Beckett be is full title.
He and I 'ad a brush a few years back, seeing as 'ow he's one of the predominant leaders of the East India Trading Company...
Young Will was charged, by Beckett with finding me Compass...
In order t'save he and 'is Bonney Lass from Almost Certain Death...
At this point in time I was rescuin' meself from a nameless but all around nasty prison, with a drawing of a Key...
I already knew it belonged to Davey Jones, I just didn't know what sort of chest it opened, or where said Key was hidden...
Alas, late one evening aboard the Pearl I were doin me best to find it usin' me compass, and decided to get a bit o' rum, where I found Ol' Bootstrap Bill Turner...
A good man and good pirate, but Crewman under the wing of Davey Jones.
I were given the black spot and we decided to hightail it t'land...
The Isla de Pelegostos to be precise...where in most o' me crew were eaten by the local inhabitants, and I meself made their cheif...
Robert's your Uncle, Fanny's your Aunt, Will Turner showed up
and we all escaped...
We made sail for Tia Dalma's Swamp
where in we learned that the Key went to the Fabled "Dead Man's Chest" in which Davey Jones locked his Heart Away...
And...
She gave me a jar of dirt...
We made way to the resting place of the Flying Dutchman...
Where a deal Was struck for me immortal soul...which was equal, by Jones's Calculations t'be worth 100 other souls...
He kept Will as an incentive for me as it were...
And Me crew and I headed t'Tortuga.
Here we met up with an old, old freind...
The former Commodor Norrington, who joined me crew, along with Elizabeth.
She made our heading, usin' me compass, as she wanted to save William, and we headed to where the Dead Man's Chest was hidden.
I ran into a spot o' trouble with Norrington and Will however
seeing as how William wanted to peirce the Heart t'save Bootstrap Bill, Norrington wanted it t'get 'is old job back and I wanted it to bargain for me soul.
We escaped Davey Jones' Crew and I though I had Jones' Heart...
Sadly it was taken from me by Lord knows who...and the Pearl was attacked by Davey Jones' Terrible Beastie.
Otherwise known as the Kraken, mate...
This is where it got interesting, very, very interesting...
I made the order to Abandon Ship, and Elizabeth Chained me to the mizzenmast o' the Pearl...
But not before a good passionate kiss.
I managed to break free from the chains and as luck would 'ave it The beastie made its final attack, Savvy?
The Rum is Gone???
~.:*:.-Pirates of the Caribbean Ride-.:*:.~
[Updated-Disneyland Version]
Part 1
~.:*:.-Pirates of the Caribbean Ride-.:*:.~
[Updated-Disneyland Version]
Part 2
The Black Pearl || Pillage || Plunder || Tortuga || Hempen Jig || Rum || Captain's Quarters || Port Royal || More Rum || Crews || Raid || Sword Play || Shanties || ScupperWork
