Avast, ye scurvy dog! Ye found yer way to Davy Jones' locker, to the site of the Pirate Haunter!
Tread carefully in these waters or me breathen will keelhaul the lot of ya on me bow and string yer remains from me crows nest!
ABOUT ME YARD HAUNT
This here pirate ghost yard haunt be quite humble yet impressive for the local kiddies, says I. We feature a host of ghoulish skellies on our porch-rigged pirate vessel complete with two functioning 8" guns, motion-activated zombie pirates, and sound effects to make the youngest kiddies think twice before boarding. Ah, I love the smell of fear on All Hallows' Eve!
'Tis a pirate haunter's life for me.
