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Ojisan

I get on the mix late in the night, they know I'm livin' right, so here goes the mic, psyche!

About Me

What you wanna know? More importantly, why??? What, you the police? Wasn't me, honest guv! Well, I'm 32, married, and got a gorgeous daughter (looks like her mum) I work for Orange, taking aggravation from stupid people who 'forget' to pay their bills, and then shout at me because they've been cut off! It's all good, it finances the revolution that one day I might actually get round to planning and implementing, but, as I'm a little bit beyond criminal boy genius stage, I might not bother. I'm Vegan, which doesn't mean that I will live long and prosper, nor does it mean you can ask me what I eat, or offer me a bacon sandwich, saying 'you don't know what you're missing,' because, actually, yes I do, thanks! I live about 5 minutes walk from the sea, which is handy for disposing of people who do the above. I've been listening to rap for over twenty years, and been DJing for about 14 years. Problem is, my hometown is twinned with the most redneck, backward, log cabin inhabiting part of the whitest part of the most southern tip of the back o' beyond when it comes to music, so when I do a rap night, it's just me and my pals, mostly.Any Uranus jokes I haven't heard, feel free to post!
You Are From Uranus
You shine with brilliant creativity, and you're more than a little eccentric. You love everything unusual and shocking. You're one far-out chick or dude. Anything unconventional excites you - and you have genius potential. Just don't let your rebel side get the best of you, or else you'll alienate everyone. Your original thinking and funky attitude is all you need to be you. What Planet Are You From?
.. You scored as Darth Vader.

Darth Vader


72%

General Grievous


67%

Mace Windu


67%

Yoda


61%

Anakin Skywalker


61%

Chewbacca


58%

C-3PO


58%

Obi Wan Kenobi


53%

Clone Trooper


39%

R2-D2


31%

Padme Amidala


28%

Emperor Palpatine


22%
Which Revenge of the Sith Character are you?
created with QuizFarm.comAnd, as I'm Darth Vader, y'all mofos had better bow down to the Dark Lord, before I do that death grip throat thingy on yo' ass!
Your Personality Is
Artisan (SP)
You are both grounded and flexible. You adapt well to new situations.
You are playful and free spirited - but you are also dependable and never flaky.
You don't do well in conservative, stuffy situations.
It's probably very hard for you to keep a normal job or stay in school.
You are always up for fun and adventure. Most people are too boring for you.
You take risks and bend the rules. And if things don't work out, you chock it up to life experience.
In love, you tend to take things quickly - but you have a huge problem with commitment.
At work, you need to make your own rules. You're best suited to be an entrepreneur.
With others, you are animated and physical. You prefer doing something with friends to just hanging out.
As far as your looks go, you tend to be buff and in good shape. Your spend more time on your body than your clothes.
On weekends, you need to keep active. From cooking up a storm to running a 5K, you wear yourself out. The Three Question Personality Testtr On Average, You Would Sell Out For
$1,101,708 At What Price Would You Sell Out?
You Are External - Realist - Empowered
You feel your life is controlled externally.
You tend to attribute most things to luck or karma.
You don't own your successes or your failures.
You tend to take life as it comes, but you're also apt to feel helpless.
You are a realist when it comes to luck.
You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.
You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...
But you do your best to try to make your own luck.
You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order.
You realize that working the system does get you further.
You know who to defer to and who to control.
When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly. The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

My Interests

Kung Fu, Surfing, (also combining the two, Kung-Fing, or Surf-Fu) Hip Hop and Rap, Veganism, reading and writing, TV and Movies, Playstation (Grand Theft Auto, and Ace Combat always cost me several weeks of my life, and bring my marriage to its knees) and doing stuff like this.

I'd like to meet:

Ugly Duckling again (Peace to Dizzy, Andycat, and the invincible Young Einstein!), someone who's willing to pay me to not do anything ever. All the cool DJs of the world (Mixmaster Mike, Qbert, Roc Raida, Primo, Kool Herc, Format, and about a million others!) and all the M.Cs and crews I've admired over the last twenty. Also, as an afterthought, the twat(s) who decided to convince the world there is/are a god/gods. Just ten minutes is all I need.... Anthony Johnson Ugly Duckling footage
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Music:

'Hip Hop and Rap, yeah that's where my heart's at' 'nuff said, really! I like allsorts of other stuff, and tolerate just about anything other than cheesy pop, and suicidal student crap. I like: Ugly Duckling, Archetype, The Argyle Pimps, Giant Panda,Cage, Blade, Cannibal Ox, MC Paul Barman, DJ Format, Abs, DJ Fase, Beastie Boys, Cypress Hill, Public Enemy, Ice Cube, Ice T, Black Sheep, Pharcyde, back in the day De-La, Wu-Tang Clan, Jay-Z, and pretty much everyone who's ever made a good rap track. I've been into Hip Hop and Rap for twenty + years, so there's two factors involved: too many to name, and too senile to remember! I love breaks, currently digging Sergio Mendes, Alan Hawkshaw, Googie Rene Combo and stacks of others.

Movies:

Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Friday Trilogy, Cheech and Chong, Pixar Movies, Explorers, Pirates Of The Carribean, The Matrix trilogy, Bond Movies (got 'em all!) Shaun Of The Dead, Chronicles Of Riddick (Pitch Black sucked), I'm always at the flicks, so there's too many to name. Basically, anything other than Horror or Musicals (unless it combines the two, I.E The Rocky Horror Show), and I'll watch it!

Television:

American Chopper, Simpsons, Spaced, Malcolm In The Middle, Futurama, Ed (oh, how I lament it's passing!) Lost, Invasion, My Name Is Earl, Dr Who, Torchwood, etc, etc. I watch too much telly!

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy series, Spike Milligan (great comedian, vegetarian activist, and hater of the powers that be!) Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Dirk Gently series (all 2 and a half of them) Wonderland Avenue (Danny Sugerman), Rob Grant books, Michael Moore, No Logo (Naomi Klein)anything by David Icke (don't laugh, you'll see what I mean in 2012) and any comedy/sci fi or just interesting looking books! Just read Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy, and thought it was genius, couldn't put it down. Certainly a worthy successor to the Harry Potter throne, and an equal to Artemis Fowl, at least so far...

Heroes:

My Family, Ugly Duckling (make the best Rap records I ever heard) the inventor of the turntable, and whoever thought of drying coffee beans and adding boiling water, GENIUS!

My Blog

My "duff" Duffy experience

Last month I got talking to a customer at work, and thought I recognised her name So, as I continued to sort out her problem, I asked a bit about her, and confirmed that she was who I thought she...
Posted by Ojisan on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:15:00 PST

I just done got me a harmonicy...

Yep, I done did! So, I'm now trying to learn acoustic guitar, and the Blues harmonica! I can barely tap my feet in rhythm, so this is gonna be fun! If anyone has any tips or expertise in either the fi...
Posted by Ojisan on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:58:00 PST

Project Lard B Gone...

Did you ever see the episode of Futurama where Bender was turned into a human, and gorged himself to death? Well, that was me over the last few weeks (except that I was never a robot, and I haven't di...
Posted by Ojisan on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:12:00 PST

Football

I absolutely, completely, utterly, unequivocally, hate, despise and detest football (that's soccer to you Americans)  There's a special kind of hatred reserved for football in my h...
Posted by Ojisan on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:22:00 PST

GODALBASTARDFUCKINGMIGHTY!!!!!!

WILL YOU FUCKING PEOPLE IN GOD AWFUL GUITAR BASED NONSENSE BANDS STOP REQUESTING ME TO BE ANOTHER NUMBER ON YOUR FUCKING LISTS?!!!!   PLEASE, FOR FUCKS SAKE, STOP IT!!!!! I LIKE BOTH KINDS OF MUS...
Posted by Ojisan on Thu, 25 May 2006 05:00:00 PST

Thinking of adding me?? (Course you are, I'm cool) then read this...

Hello, If you're reading this, then I'm already dead. Oops, wrong blog. Haven't started the revolution yet. If you're reading this, then congratulations, you've passed the first stage of a two stage t...
Posted by Ojisan on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:54:00 PST

Motorbikes

Yesterday I had a taster lesson on a motorbike, and I'm swift becoming obsessed! I've always wanted a motorbike, and finally, after years and years of chipping away, I've finally convinced Mrs Jam to ...
Posted by Ojisan on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 02:06:00 PST

What's the deal with these people?

So, mooching through My Space, there's plenty of cats and kittens with profiles dedicated to themselves, and how wonderful they are. Do these people not possess any form of humility, modesty, or even ...
Posted by Ojisan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OH MY WORD!

4 more years with a retard as the figurehead of the country with the most ability to piss the rest of the world off! What in the hell were they/you thinking? Congratulations on instigating more ter...
Posted by Ojisan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The word 'spoon' as an insult

I would like to introduce the world to the word spoon, when used as an insult. I have been using it for a long time now, and feel it is time for international exposure. It's a good word to use, becaus...
Posted by Ojisan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST