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The Argyle Pimps

Tickling the taint of greatness since 2005.

About Me

Argyle Pimps Store: International Orders Email for S&H cost.


Invisible Jet-Ski's
Track Listing:
1. Argyle Pimpin'
2. Howard Hughes
3. Buy Us A Drink
4. Car That Works
5. Handsome
6. Fashionable Club Chick
7. Geezers
8. Japanese People
9. Old School Metallica
10. Mr. Wendal
11. Phoebe Cates Cost: US$12 Invisible Jet-Ski's T-shirt Pink with Black Cover Art
100% Pre-shrunk Cotton
M, L, XL
Available in Men's and Women's sizes
(temporarily sold out) Cost: US$13

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/16/2005
Band Website: argylepimps.com
Band Members: With a comical approach, and unconventional subject matter The Argyle Pimps brush against genius with their retro-lounge sound and a variety show style that is difficult to typify. More than just another indie-rap act, this oddball hip hop duet from Fresno, Ca. leave an impression on the crowd like old time entertainers, blending humor and flawless rhyme schemes into a thoroughly entertaining experience. Live in concert the stage personas of Boney Beezly and Cockamamie Jamie display a finesse that invokes the days of Perry Como and Dino, combined with a comedians sense of improvisation and timing, all bound together with the raw talent and energy of two young emcees with more sarcastic rap skill than they know what to do with.

BAND CONTACT: [email protected], [email protected],

Booking: Richard Scroggin [email protected]



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Influences:

Hank Williams Sr., Wes Anderson Films, Heart-Ache, Benjamin Gibbard, Dean Martin, Pigeon John, Ugly Duckling, Bing Crosby, DJ Quick, SiCKO, Howard Hughes, Paul Simon, Slacks, Gatsby Hats, Elderly Women, Tacos, and Jamie's mountain of horror DVD's


Sounds Like: God's gift to your ears.
Record Label: KAMIKAZI AIRLINES
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

I Wonder The SAME THINGS as YOU!

Citizens of Argylia,Yes, we are still alive, yes we still carry the pulsating heartbeat of a hungry Lion AND we still plan on dominating large chunks of America and the world with our brand. You might...
Posted by The Argyle Pimps on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:14:00 PST

Live Performance footage @ Swinghouse in Hollywood.

In case you’ve never seen one of our shows here’s a snaplet of love from your old pals. the GARGLE PIMPS. Footage courtesy of VIMBY.com go check out their operation if you’ve got a m...
Posted by The Argyle Pimps on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:28:00 PST

Pictures from the Hollywood Show w/Pigeon John and Ugly Duckling!

Hey, PalliesWe had a great show in Hollywood last weekend and we got some slick pictures from Vimby.com...if you missed it I'll describe the vibrations.It was an intimate venue. The stage was lit and ...
Posted by The Argyle Pimps on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:25:00 PST

Brand new raps, dripping with the rancid squallor of savvy.

We're writing the new A.P.'s album! Here's a snaplet of rap-grease for you to rub into your chin like a good little skank.(Jamie)John Bender neo-maxi-zoon-dweebieKimbo Slice with mic's nice with the f...
Posted by The Argyle Pimps on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:18:00 PST

Edison High School in Fresno

About forty minutes ago...In a galaxy far, far Fresno.Jamie and I (The Argyle Pimps) did a show at Edison High School.It was lunch break.I didn't know what to expect, but it had something to do with t...
Posted by The Argyle Pimps on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 04:05:00 PST

Podcast Interview: Cipharadio.com - LISTEN TO IT!

Cipha Radio's Interview with The Argyle Pimps.(upper left hand side of screen)...
Posted by The Argyle Pimps on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:30:00 PST

Wes Anderson’s Hotel Chevalier

I went and watched 30 days of night, which is very good, but that doesn't matter right now does it? No because i also saw "THE DARJEELING LTD."POWERED BY SLEEP DEPRIVATION AND SELF HATRED my antidrugI...
Posted by The Argyle Pimps on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:10:00 PST

Henry The Midget

Hop into my time machine and swoop back with me for a little story. I'm 15 years old living in a lower middle class Fresno, Ca. neighborhood, one filled with working families, older couples that bough...
Posted by The Argyle Pimps on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:17:00 PST

FREE Download! The Argyle Pimps - LIVE @ The Cellar Door

The Argyle Pimps - LIVE @ The Cellar DoorDownload the live album for FREE! Love you guys. - Jamie
Posted by The Argyle Pimps on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:29:00 PST

To: Hanford

Hanford, Thank you for making us feel like the Cobra Commander. We signed shirts, arms, posters, hands, stickers, CD's to the point that our fingers look like Clive Owens did at the end of "Shoot'em ...
Posted by The Argyle Pimps on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:30:00 PST