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Boney Beezly

Cuddlecore Comedian

About Me

LONG BEACH THIS SATURDAY!M-mmm, paraphernalia never hides your broken bones, and I don't know why you'd want to try. Mmm-hmm, its plain to see you're on your own. Oooh, I ain't blind, no. Some folks are crazy, others walk that borderline. Watch what you're doing: taking downs to get off to sleep and ups to start you on your way. After a while they'll change your style Mmm-hmm, I see it happening every day. Oooh-oooh spare your heart... Everything put together sooner or later falls apart. There's nothing to it, nothing to it. You can cry, You can lie, For all the good it'll do you, you can die, but when its done and the police come, and they lay you down for dead Hooo-oooh, just remember what I said..."Everything Put Together Falls Apart"

Words by paul simon

My Interests

Quirks, Conversations, Tiny details, Cassettes, Eye contact from little babies in public. practicing piano, experimental music and art, grace and charm(learning them I mean), slow living, Discovering new music, or I should say finding music that is new to me, which usually means finding old music, small gestures, Close-knit families, Motor-scooters, baby talk, Trying beers, not changing my music for a major label, Popping knuckles, admitting my mistakes, Stand Up Comedy, The skin where a woman’s inner thigh connects to her body, Sinning less, Sleeping more, Reading nerdy stuff like comics, Star Wars novels, Religious textbooks...and Bukowski, Not arguing, Writing songs about folding old people in half, The art of acting, Making foolish decisions with my heart...and getting hurt bad (like rugby-bad) Making people laugh, People making me laugh when I’m trying to be angry, Not eating alone, Jamie’s an idiot, Watching dvds from the library, Not crying, Trying things and not being afraid to try things, Staying connected to friends, Clever compliments, Silly insults, Making mix CD’s for people, Never letting my disappointment in life overpower my love of living, Getting into shape, Old cameras, Tattoos, Loving life, Loving my enemies, and Loving you and all your little quirks, you cute little baby unicorn.

I'd like to meet:



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Heroes:

Normal people who manage to be polite and kind even when you and I are rude to them. Food service employees especially.

My Blog

Sooooooooo hello.

Before we push forward into the deep, lush forest of this blog,I have to admit, during the course of writing this I discovered that I have no fucking idea how to properly spell pomegranite (wrong!)Let...
Posted by Boney Beezly on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:29:00 PST

Lord Ganesh on a Vespa on the crest of a Wave.

I’m heading down to San Diego with my cousin blake. We’re carting my vespa down there where we will try to get it running. Drink a few beers and laugh like selacious crumb while playing Ha...
Posted by Boney Beezly on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 04:00:00 PST

New song for the solo EP

Jamie had a cool idea quite a while back. He wanted to record a Jamie EP, and he challenged me to write and record a Boney Ep also. (an "EP" is a short album usually 5-7 songs by the way)Then we would...
Posted by Boney Beezly on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:54:00 PST

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Well the future’s got me worried such awful thoughtsMy head’s a carousel of pictures, the spinning never stopsI just want someone to walk in frontAnd I’ll follow the leaderLike when ...
Posted by Boney Beezly on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:35:00 PST

Chic little water-cooler filled with lemon slices

Tiny Tiny Details...here they come!I had a nice Easter. I hung out for a while with a comedian buddy of mine and soaked in his opinions about life, love and Keanu Reeves. Then I finished the night on ...
Posted by Boney Beezly on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:36:00 PST

So many puddles...so many pebbles so many ripples to watch.

So much climbing. Happy Easter, fags!Those of you who keep up with me know the crazy ups and downs I’ve had since my arrival in L.A. For any newcomers here’s a whip-lash summary:There have...
Posted by Boney Beezly on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:24:00 PST

My flight was canceled, and other fun sentences to say while looking in the mirror.

So we have a show tomorrow night in New York, but something went wrong at the Airline and they canceled 1100 flights? What?So our manager and myself are still in California and the first gig of our Ea...
Posted by Boney Beezly on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:27:00 PST

My personal tolerability index...

and this week I’m sick of...Random people talking to me about whether they were/are A.D.D or A.D.H.D. -it’s like they’re dropping names to be interesting, but weirder.Hillary Clinton...
Posted by Boney Beezly on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:03:00 PST

Hitting the road with Jamie.

Upcoming dates 3/13 Hollywood, CA...........................King King w/ Elevaters 3/14 Long Beach, CA.........................The Blue Cafe w/ Ugly Duckling 3/19 Brooklyn, NY..........................
Posted by Boney Beezly on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:39:00 PST

Thanks everybody for caring.

I changed my layout because I got so many concerned messages...I gues my last layout scared everybody that I was going to slit my wrists.I'm okay. Sorry to alarm you...but it was nice to hear from you...
Posted by Boney Beezly on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:13:00 PST