I'd like to meet:
The day I was born, the universe became a better place. I live as a shining example of greatness that other mortals will never achieve. They are fallible; I am not. As the world’s greatest lawyer, I have never lost a case. I feel it is my responsibility to delight and satisfy as many women on this earth as possible – for their own sake. If you are a defendant desiring a settlement of at least one million dollars, or a woman requiring a night of ecstasy that will leave her euphoric and slightly sore, please drop me a line.
Do closing arguments turn you on?
If so, we should meet. I'm Denny Crane and I'm looking for an amorous and available female to watch DVD highlights of my spotless law career on September 23rd.