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IF IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT IN IE7, DON'T BLAME ME. BLAME BILL GATES!

Growing up, I wanted to be a lawyer and a psychologist. Obviously, I've seen the error of my ways.

I'm the last of a dying breed, a native Texan, and still make my home here where cowboys and music (my other two loves) abound.

I have a short story titled "Summer's Seduction" in the "Sex on Holiday" anthology from Black Lace Books, as well as two e-books with Liquid Silver.

Now Available -- "Hands On" from Kensington Aphrodisia

Now Available -- "Kink" in the "Built" Anthology with Jami Alden and Bonnie Edwards from Kensington Aphrodisia

Coming May 2008 -- "Ropers Rule" from Cobblestone Press

Coming June 2008 -- "Nailed" from Kensington Aphrodisia

Coming September 2008 -- "Make U Sweat" from Kensington Aphrodisia

Coming March 2009 -- "Screwed" from Kensington Aphrodisia

FREE READS 10/31!

THAT F*CKING MUSE STORY by Amie Stuart...proving once again that writers don't like surprises and muses don't like being corralled! Jeff Thompson and Polly the Muse go five rounds and get a cliche ending! Yours for the taking.

Your Birthdate: August 11
Spiritual and thoughtful, you tend to take a step back from the world.
You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet you remain calm.
Although you are brilliant, it may take you a while to find your niche.
Your creativity is supreme, but it sometimes makes it hard for you to get things done.
Your strength: Your inner peace
Your weakness: You get stuck in the clouds
Your power color: Emerald
Your power symbol: Leaf
Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

Music (esp. Country), Reading, Writing, Cats, Cat Herding, Shooting fish in a barrell, Tattoos, Traveling, Shopping (ebay much?)
and ......oh yeah BASKETBALL!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Aliens, but barring that I'd take a few more human friends. I love music and can talk books and writing until I'm blue in the face.

Music:

Country, Classic Rock, Grunge Rock, some (very little) Rap, 80's music and *blush* Spanish Guitar (hey it's good writing music!). My tastes are as eclectic and weird as I am. =)

Movies:

If shit blows up and people die, I'm SO THERE!
ID4, Men in Black, Enemy of the State, Spiderman (1 and 2),
X-men (1 and 2 and OH YEAH 3), Underworld--both, Blade--all three! Serenity, and geez we could be here all night. I'm sure you get the drift.
The occasional chick movie, but not so much (sorry kel). In Her Shoes is FABULOUS though! Definitely one to own.Yes yes so Kel doesn't rag my ass...Sweet Home Alabama and Legally Blonde.

Television:

LAO (Any of them), Prison Break, CSI, LOST (of course), Prison Break, NCIS, Battlestar Gallactica (WHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO), Jerricho, Prison Break, 24, Heroes, ER, American Idol (i'm ashamed to even admit that). And yeah, Prison BreakYes I have no life.

Books:

If I listed them all, I'd be here for hours.If only I could stop buying *sigh* I just finished and/or am reading (because I read more than one at a time)
1. THE MEN'S GUIDE TO WOMEN'S BATHROOMS (finished)
2. UNSETTLED
3. THE DOLLMAKER
4. PLEASURES OF THE NIGHT
5. Some Nocturne by Linda Winstead Jones (finished)
6. HIS MAJESTY'S DRAGON (finished)
7. WRITING THE BREAKOUT NOVEL (half finished)
8. KITTY AND THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (finished)
9. Female Dominance: Rituals and Practices

Heroes:

Wolverine, Storm, Spiderman........ =)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cece
Birthday: August 11
Birthplace: Ft. Worth
Current Location: Texas
Eye Color: Brn
Hair Color: currently: purple and brown
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mixed
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers
Your Weakness: Can you be more specific?
Your Fears: failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza Hut Veggie Lovers or anything from Tony's Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Another book sale
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes but some mights say my lips =)
Your Bedtime: 9'ish
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember--DUH
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither...Whataburger
Single or Group Dates: Don't care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: WTF?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both =)
Do you Smoke: Yup
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah
Do you Sing: Er not often
Do you Shower Daily: O'course =)
Have you Been in Love: I guess
Do you want to go to College: *eyeroll*
Do you want to get Married: HELL to the NO
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah for the most part
Do you get Motion Sickness: sorta
Do you think you are Attractive: sorta
Are you a Health Freak: sorta
Do you get along with your Parents: *sigh* No
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: *snort* yeah, did you see my pics?
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not any illegal ones
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Der No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunately, yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: WTF No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Er, no
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: *snort* No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: I'm 38 what do you think?
Ever been called a Tease: Probably
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In my sleep after fantabulous sex with a hot young stud =)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a NYT bestselling author
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy or Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't care
Favourite Hair Color: Don't care
Short or Long Hair: DOn't care
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Average to stocky
Best Clothing Style: casual whatever, don't really care
Number of Drugs I have taken: Who the hell knowns (and all of them were legal including the pot which was for medicinal purposes....KIDDING! )
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds
Number of Piercings: 2...no wait I need a recount. Like five including all the holes in my ears
Number of Tattoos: 2...and counting
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Tons but you can't let regrets weigh you down
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My Blog

No Negativity Zone

Sasha White has a great blog up at Naughty and Spice that asks, "What do you want?"Now I"m not just saying it's great because she's our guest blogger this week, I'm going to take my comment I left ove...
Posted by Amie Stuart on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:00:00 PST

Dallas Recap Pt 1

It all started last Monday night. I met Shelli and Emma at the Hyatt and we hit the West End for dinner! You can't tell but my hair is in pigtails *g* ..more-->Here's a shot below of Emma contem...
Posted by Amie Stuart on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:52:00 PST

Does Older Mean Boring

So, out of necessity *coughshitcough* I pulled out a WIP I'd like to work on. I've really got to do some major character fleshing (and writing), but I"d forgotten how much I loved this story. It...
Posted by Amie Stuart on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:44:00 PST

Well I Did it Now!

I've been debating for months on whether to pierce my nose or not. I discovered that all the NAS girls(except Shell the big weenie) have theirs done and finally gave in. I even went all by...
Posted by Amie Stuart on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 06:28:00 PST

Hands On

Just a quickie (I know I Know)....You've still got time to comment over at Naughty and Spice before I post the winner on Monday! And...the incrediby May interviewed me for her blog and posted a review...
Posted by Amie Stuart on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:01:00 PST

OMG

It's SHIPPING!! and there's an excerpt and everything *sniff*Be still my heart! ...
Posted by Amie Stuart on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:52:00 PST

The Elusive

So over at Agent Kristin's she posted this tidbit....And plot can be fixed. Voice can't. You either have it or you don't.Someone commented that it was like saying a painter needs an eye for color.&nbs...
Posted by Amie Stuart on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:26:00 PST

YES!

I just got the call! My nutritionist can't see me on Wednesday afternoon's anymore so I have to see a new one. YEAHHHHHHHHHHStop laughing the girl is a PSYCHO! She blathers on and on about...
Posted by Amie Stuart on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST

Do the Clothes Make the Man......

Description is important in writing. Without it, we'd read about characters who live in a void. But description is, like it's sister POV, an art form. Description shouldn't lay there...
Posted by Amie Stuart on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:09:00 PST

I Hate Will Ferrell

I really do. I never saw Ricky Bobby and I can guarantee you I won't waste my money on Blades of Glory. I don't think he's attractive. I don't think he's funny. He makes me roll my e...
Posted by Amie Stuart on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:10:00 PST