Woman vs Man |
Part I: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing a long dressing gown. If you see husb... Posted by ~eKime~ on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:16:00 PST |
Male Strippers (LOL) |
Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us,so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked... Posted by ~eKime~ on Mon, 26 May 2008 04:01:00 PST |
Anger management/ac language |
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I ... Posted by ~eKime~ on Sat, 17 May 2008 07:54:00 PST |
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Slight AC ( Language) |
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit,buy shit,sell shit,lose shit,fin... Posted by ~eKime~ on Sat, 17 May 2008 07:46:00 PST |
Funny Pics |
Let's just hope their wives don't like to watch hockey on TV.
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Her first rollercoaster ride.
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Someone must... Posted by ~eKime~ on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:29:00 PST |
Actual Court Records (Funny) |
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of stayi... Posted by ~eKime~ on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 05:47:00 PST |
Dark Hunter Ash |
Which Dark Hunter Character Do You Belong With?
You belong with Acheron Parthenopaeus! You aren't messing around. You go right for the top of the Dark Hunter power chain! You like a little myst... Posted by ~eKime~ on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:17:00 PST |
Im the Queen Tarot Card |
Which Tarot Card are you?
Queen of CupsYou are Sensual and very complex, obtain appearing to have two-faces. You can be somewhat standoffish and selfish; your friends must PROVE their worth. Yo... Posted by ~eKime~ on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 06:16:00 PST |
BOOKCOVERS I MADE!! |
Here's some upcoming releases that don't have covers yet.. So I was messing around with my paintshop and made a couple..
Mary Janice Davidson's "Dead Over Heels" is due out
March 4,2008
Laurell K Ha... Posted by ~eKime~ on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:01:00 PST |
Male Versus Female |
Wait For It!! Posted by ~eKime~ on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:32:00 PST |