Left wing? Right wing? Fuck it, I’ll walk. |
If you call me a liberal or left wing again, I'll stab you in the fucking neck with a pencil.It seems that almost every time I say how fucked up the present political situation is some fucking goose s...
Posted by OLIVER CAESAR" on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 06:53:00 PST |
Most glorious battle of my life |
Just for shits and giggles, I'll explain the whole senario to you little whiney bitches.
First off, I'd like you to know that I've had my nose broken a bunch of times. For some reason, it's always b...
Posted by OLIVER CAESAR" on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 03:20:00 PST |
Everyone's gonna die! |
Have you heard about the algae that's choking out the Meditaranian?
What about the dangers of GMO food?
Then there's the fact that a "war on terorism" is like sticking a stick in a pile of fire...
Posted by OLIVER CAESAR" on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 04:20:00 PST |
I dream of Doctor Satan |
I just had the weirdest dream. I was in my old neighborhood with DS and we decided to go to the store to get stuff for burgers, so we walked down to the 69 cent store which was like a supermarket, exc...
Posted by OLIVER CAESAR" on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 03:42:00 PST |
My trip to Louisiana (coon ass country) |
I decided to steal a car and after a three hour high speed chase I wound up losing the pigs in a little town called Sulpher. I met up with some mercenaries and decided to "borrow" another vehicle from...
Posted by OLIVER CAESAR" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Second day posing as a chick on myspace |
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Posted by OLIVER CAESAR" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Fuck everything. |
I'm so sick of struggling so hard just to keep suffering. I'm pissed at everyone who expects so much out of me. I look at children and don't see the promise of a better tomorow. I see more future assh...
Posted by OLIVER CAESAR" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Killing spree |
I was watching cartoons in my house drinking beer and I started feeling a little depressed again and I thought that it might be because my house is a pig sty, I'm not getting a blow job, and midgets a...
Posted by OLIVER CAESAR" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Nascar |
What the fuck is wrong with you American inbred morons? Cars driving around in circles for hours? And when there's a wreck you act like it's some huge tragedy? That's the only interesting thing that h...
Posted by OLIVER CAESAR" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My dumb survey... |
I, the world famous Kidneystone Cowboy have gone through all of this shit. How much do we have in common?
Have you ever...
Hitchhiked?
Hopped trains?
Built your own house?
Slept on the ...
Posted by OLIVER CAESAR" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
