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Sixlegged

I live in a very terrible part of West Texas, but it isn't as bad as Odessa. How I miss the Old Coun

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Doctors, lawyers, and insurance agents who don't charge for their services.

Music:

Fuckemos. TranKman. Love and Napalm. Airshow 2000. Castle Seige. Genitallica. Butthole Surfers. Leslie Hall. Jonny McGovern (But I'm not gay.)

Movies:

I have a taste for movie plots that feature a community eroding people's senses of individuality- or even taking them by force. Some people have dreams about falling or fighting, mine usually involve the expropriation of my individuality or even the destruction of my body by familiar forces. I know the community isn't necessarily the enemy, but I do have a subconscious fear of what the community could do to me. To name a few movies that stir my soul in uncomfortable ways: The Thing. Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Ants. Creature. (With that legend of the silver screen Klaus Kinski.) Society. Body Snatchers. But you can see a trend here. There is another side of that community takeover spectrum I find so horrifying that manifests itself in the rugged individualism of post-apocalyptic themes. 2020 Texas Gladiators. Waterworld. Red Dawn. The Omega Man. The Postman. Mad Max.And there are plenty more that follow this pattern. If you know any that I haven't seen, whether it deals with the horror of one's consumption by a community, or the glory of one's transcension of the community, let me know.

Television:

Strangers With Candy. Oz. Blake's 7. Lexx. Twilight Zone. Deadwood. USA Up All Night. War of the Worlds.

Books:

Mass Comm Research Methods. Cook and Campbell. Common Knowledge. Occupied America. Dancing with the Devil. Learning Capitalist Culture Deep in the Heart of Tejas. Culture and Truth. Naked Lunch.

Heroes:

Those guys from the Fuckemos. GG Allin. That chick from the YouTube hot tub diarrhea video that made its way around the Internet a few months ago. Goatse.cx. The guy on the right from the Lemon Party. 2 girls (the ones with one cup).

My Blog

Myspace is For People Who Refuse To Give Up Adolescence

And I'm one of them.I don't know if this will show up as a video or a bunch of garbage. If it's just garbage you can click here for some action. If not, go for it. I'm too drunk to change it at this p...
Posted by Sixlegged on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:43:00 PST

MySpace is For The Totally Loaded...

I'm pretty drunk right now, and I shouldn't be. See, I have to go to work mañana a las 7 de la mañana. Yes, 7 in the morning I have to go to work, but I'm up drinking at 1 am.Thing is, I wouldn't norm...
Posted by Sixlegged on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:19:00 PST

Myspace is for people who have been drinking

I used to drink a LOT. I mean, A LOT. These days I really don't have time to, but I like to do a good job when I do. See, I take pride in my work, and drinking, whether you like it or not, can be a ve...
Posted by Sixlegged on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:59:00 PST

Myspace Is For People Like Ice-P...But not near as cool.

Twice in the past year I have been called forth to share lyrics from my misspent youth rapping as the legendary Ice-P. The problem is, as I age, they are starting to erode in my mind. Forget the fact ...
Posted by Sixlegged on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:15:00 PST

MySpace Is For People With Over 10,000 "Friends."

You know that feeling you get after you've devoured half a turkey at Thanksgiving? The one similar to that time years ago you were at a frat party and you bonged 2 16-ounce Keystone Lights simultaneou...
Posted by Sixlegged on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 05:19:00 PST

MySpace is for Reformed Fuckups

I drank heavily for ten years. They (Hispanic Journal of Behavioral Science) say Mexicans in California drink 3 times as much as Mexicans in Texas and say that white protestant anti-drinking philosoph...
Posted by Sixlegged on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:37:00 PST

My Space is For...Some of the most screwed up people on Earth

I got this spam from (sic) GUADALUPE. Can anybody tell me how in the hell credit card debt and nature's bosom are related? Our attorneys have found a mistake in the laws of the banking system. U...
Posted by Sixlegged on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST

MySpace is for People Who Just Got Back From Houston

For those who don't know where Bangladesh is, it used to be known as East Pakistan and it's right next to Myanmar. My best friend is from Bangladesh. Several years ago I asked him about betel nut and ...
Posted by Sixlegged on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:50:00 PST

MySpace is for People Like... TranKman

...Wait a second. I gotta go have a BM before I write this post. There we go. Much better. Quitting my job 2 months ago was the best thing I could have done for myself. Working with white trash for ...
Posted by Sixlegged on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:38:00 PST

MySpace is for Drunks, Addicts, and Welders

Crack, hisss, glugglugglugluggluggluggluglugglugglugglugluggluggluggluglug gluggluggluglug. Most people would have stopped after the first couple of glugs to savor the richness, bouquet, quality and c...
Posted by Sixlegged on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 01:51:00 PST