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Ciaran

Working is the Curse of the Drinking Classes

About Me

Nothing really. My life is a conundrum of inscrutable potentialities that I can only understand through the consumption of cheap beer and expensive whiskey. Peasant/Graduate Student/Guitarist for Vex and Nosferion. AIM = azelphas

My Interests

Music, Reading, Pretentiousness, Sleeping, Misery, Cow-tipping, Alcohol, Elitism, Sleeping, Stir-frying, Cheap Red Wine, Postmodernism, Failure, Whiskey, Self-importance, Lethargy, Politics, Pretending to be a Writer, Verbosity, Crypto-zoology, Pantheism, Nihilism, Cheap Beer, Self-loathing, English Muffins, Russian Novels, Seclusion, Falling Asleep While Driving

I'd like to meet:

Ruffians, Ne-er-do-wells, scalliwags, hooligans, naysayers, drunkards, losers, misanthropes, rogues, knaves, fools, cynics, etc.

Music:

Currently obsessing over Yes and Anathema but also thoroughly enjoying Saturnus, Monolithe, Primordial, Magma, Wolves in the Throne Room, Van Morrison, Gentle Giant, Gong, Meshuggah, Black Sabbath and Woods of Ypres but other favorites include: Bathory, Dark Tranquillity, Judas Iscariot, Return to Forever, Chick Corea, Edge of Sanity, Woods of Ypres, The Chasm, Possessed, Thelonius Monk, Axis of Advance, Godless North, Eric Johnson, Graveland, Gontyna Kry, Ani DiFranco, Burzum, The Mars Volta, Cynic, Immortal, Iron Maiden, The Beatles, Morbid Angel, Death, Absu, Rush, Mourning Beloveth, Infernal Oak, Emperor, Vader, old Mayhem, King Crimson, Manowar, Insomnium, Amorphis, Anathema, While Heaven Wept, Misery Index, The Gathering, Vehemence, Grand Belial's Key, Katatonia, My Dying Bride, Paradise Lost, Gordian Knot, Candlemass, Destroyer 666, Primoridial, Old In Flames, Leviathan, At the Drive In, Moonsorrow, Opeth, Weather Report, Miles Davis, Dissection, John Coltrane, Anata, Black Witchery, Darkthrone, Taake, Dawn, Watain, Daylight Dies, Agalloch, Noctuary, Van Morrison, Morgion, Slayer, Evoken, Ulver, Arcturus, Ved Buens Ende, and various others

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Fargo, the Evil Dead trilogy, Jacob's Ladder, The Third Man, any succesful Shakespeare adaptation, Monty Python's Holy Grail, The Life of Brian, Office Space, Airheads, Jurassic Park, Take the Money and Run, the Star Wars Trilogy, random Star Trek movies, Being John Malkovitch, Waking Life, and whatever else.

Television:

No television here. In the rare moment that I am watching TV, it's usually just a DVD compilation of Monty Python's Flying Circus, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Young Ones, Mr. Show, The Ben Stilller show, or whatever else.

Books:

Currently reading "The Pint-pulling Olympiad" by Roger Boylan and a collection of short fiction by Ron Currie Jr, also studying works by Flann O’Brien, Jonathan Swift, Martin McDonagh, Edward Said, Fredric Jameson, Anne-Marie Hourihane, Robert Mahony and Terry Eagleton, other favorites include: Samuel Beckett, Vladimir Nabokov, Jorge Luis Borges, David Mitchell, Nathaniel Mackey, Italo Calvino, John Milton, Feisal Mohammed, Walter Davis, Christine Brooke-Rose, James Joyce, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, William Shakespeare, Albert Camus, Jean-Paul Sartre, Nick Hornby, Christoper Hitchens, Adrian Kinty, Anton Chekhov, Noam Chomsky, Malcolm McDowell, J.P. Dunleavy, Patrick McCabe, John Fowles, Joseph Conrad, Joseph Campbell, Jean Rhys, Herman Melville, Emily Dickinson, J.M. Coetze, Ernest Hemingway, Mark Twain, Thomas Hardy, William Blake, David Markson, Kurt Vonnegut, Roald Dahl, Franz Kafka, James Bill, Oscar Wilde Virginia Wolfe, T.S. Eliot, Bernard Lewis, Ezra Pound, Robert Browning, Wilfred Owen, Siegfried Sassoon, A.E. Houseman, William Words-words, Samuel Taylor Coleridge and various others

Heroes:

Larry David, Darren Guccione, Sebastian Dangerfield, Iron Maiden, Red Wallace, Samuel Beckett, Eric Johnson, my mom and Wotan

My Blog

Deeper Down

How far inside do you choose to go? Or if you'd prefer, how far down? To seek the subconscious world of pure interiority, where desires sustain themselves by both their own magnitude and their refusal...
Posted by Ciaran on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:16:00 PST

A Pact of Friendship

This past Wednesday afternoon I was sitting idly by the computer, putting off my studies in a manner far too typical of me when I was startled by a small, pitch-black form situated directly above my w...
Posted by Ciaran on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:47:00 PST

The Ashen Man

Dearest readers of mine, I must kindly ask a few minutes of your Myspacious time to impart upon you a most ghastly tale. This tale involves a sight so horrific, so foul, so hideous that I feel sharp p...
Posted by Ciaran on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:48:00 PST

The Dream of the Cynic

Last night (or perhaps this morning, more accurately) the ridiculouslyattractive woman that I've been lusting over at work appeared to me in adream. It was an otherwise non-eventful day; she walked by...
Posted by Ciaran on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:26:00 PST

A Correction

It seems that some clarification is necessary. Since my outstanding, award-winningly dramatic bulletin declaring a restriction of my access to Myspace, my secretary has been literally flooded with e-m...
Posted by Ciaran on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 10:36:00 PST

An Essay

From what I've observed, the slang phrase "what-it-do" has recently become very prevalent in a variety of different social settings. The first time I heard this phrase I was clueless as to its meaning...
Posted by Ciaran on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:55:00 PST

Thie Wisdom of Yeats

In my pathetically hungover state I continue to be in awe of this man's work."A Drinking Song"Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye;That's all we shall know for truthBefore we grow o...
Posted by Ciaran on Mon, 22 May 2006 04:38:00 PST

Vex Summer Tour

Legions of the Damned Tour featuring:Avenger of Blood - old-school thrash from Las Vegas, NV on JCM records www.myspace.com/avengerofbloodGodless Rising - blashemous death metal from Rhode Island on P...
Posted by Ciaran on Sun, 14 May 2006 07:59:00 PST

The Blog of Shame

Shameful  this word keeps appearing in my conversational speech at the most random, inopportune moments, almost like a semantic corpse rising through the mire of my consciousness. Any fool (as well a...
Posted by Ciaran on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 07:58:00 PST

Transition?

As of today, my roomates and I are completely entrenched in poverty (poverty in the sense of 'we must light candles if we want light', 'we must create a bonfire if we wish to cook the neighborhood rod...
Posted by Ciaran on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST