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a kind of land cow

birds. birds ate my face.

About Me

i like to tell people i'm of swedish decent, but really i'm just an asshole.i once watched a friend put a few kittens in a trashbag and smash them with a sledge hammer. i imagine he did it to see how god feels.i once passed out in the middle of the street and woke up in the hospital with a bald spot on the back of my head. i still haven't paid the bill.my adoptive father died by electrocution. i sometimes tell people it's due to the electric chair.i like to joke about my lack of dignity. i'm only half-kidding.once a slug crawled on my dr. pepper and i let him drink from it 'til it died and then i finished drinking it. i was always taught to share.

My Interests

thrift stores, shows, new music, old music, pretending to be a musician, pretending in general, brushing my teeth, the way new things smell, anything used, brutal honesty, the word "brutal", embarrassing myself and others, eyebrows, homemade alcohol, winning, losing, not capitalizing "i", making mistakes, feeling awkward, missing sean, people watching, laughing at my inadequacy, exaggeration, the smell of vanilla, imagination, religious art, loathing the beach, homemade instruments, broken instruments, dust

I'd like to meet:

a nihilist. someone that can comfortably enjoy silence. great teachers. someone with great ambition. a politician. royalty. someone who tells me things i've never heard. my biological father. someone with a great sense of humor. a mentor. someone actually righteous. tom waits.

Music:

TOM WAITS, manson, mindless self indulgence, as i lay dying, scarlet, norma jean, sleepytime gorilla museum, neck, fear before the march of the flames, a perfect circle, interpol, clutch, bjork, nine inch nails, portishead, radiohead, any kind of black metal (although i wont buy it), some emo when im drunk, michael jackson...

Movies:

movies with happy endings; movies with horrible endings...

Television:

no, thank you.

Books:

e.e. cummings, chuck palaniuk, bret eastan ellis, ayn rand, philip k. dick, r. l. stine, any kind of religious text, the phone book, business week, your diary

Heroes:

readers, small children that commit capital crimes, anyone who is exceptionally adept at something, any kind of writer, entrepreneurs, mom

My Blog

Horror II

So, I'm sure almost no one read the first blog I wrote in this pretty self-serving series I've started, but here is the second installment.  If you didn't read the first one and are wondering wha...
Posted by a kind of land cow on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:51:00 PST

Horror

    So, in 2008 i’ve decided that i want to see as many horror films as possible. There’s something about seeing people in situations i could never possibly be in and watchi...
Posted by a kind of land cow on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:12:00 PST