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About Me

I'm not really a monkey farmer. I have been on a farm and I have seen monkeys, just not in the same state. I love music and people more than farms and monkeys. I have a tremendous capacity for just random silly thoughts that I often express in some form. My friends call me Ninja or Spiller. Every time I am called upon to react to any hand..eye coordination related situation, the Spiller and Ninja in me have a little Paper..Rock..Scissors battle and if the Spiller wins...catastrophe. Ninja wins......Grace and substance rolled up in a metaphor manifested in a coconut machine. I have been a Spurs fan for a long time...I started watching them play with regularity the year that we got David Robinson in the draft from Navy....I remember watching (44)George Gervin with his sweet-ass finger roll action. Mmmmm...finger roll....I play the guitar for many different reasons. It gives me a peace that can't be articulated in text or words or gestures to become part of that cosmic dance of rythm, melody and time that is completely intimate and unique to the instant. I love disc golf! Anyone free to play disc golf on Sat. or Sun. morning/afternoon in Austin and just doesn't have anyone to go with? I feel you. I fucking hate opossums. I love every creature with a soul on the planet which pretty much exclusively excludes opossums and a few republicans. That's right. I said it. Opossums don't have souls. The truth hurts so good once you just breathe right and accept it. Despite what he says, I am NOT Mike's best friend! I try not to contradict myself but then I try to contradict myself. I operate with a complex simplicity that seems to indicate that I know exactly what I want, I'm just not sure what it is. Seriously, I really like potatoes.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who is not mean. A pirate with a degree in English (even if he is mean) i would NOT like to meet my demise unless it's as a result of meeting the afore mentioned, potentially "mean" pirate with a degree in um......Maybe just people who are not mean. i wouldn't mind seeing a documentary on um.....I'm gonna stop typing....oh yeah and these cats: and also this dude: and maybe her: . . . and probably YOU if you're reading all this shit and are like, "I like the stuff this guy types and stuff".

My Blog

R.I.P. Keisha Q.

As some of you may know, the world lost one of the most extraordinarily amazing creatures it's ever known in Keisha . . . She will be missed more than words can express. Here are the lyrics to a song ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 12:18:00 GMT

a glimpse into the future of my mind

association . . . one of my greatest motivation tools . . . I associate events with emotions as a way of making better decisions . . . My decision to love you guys (again, most of you) is ba...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:25:00 GMT

War is Gods way of teaching Americans geography

just some random thoughs here . . . for both of you who will read this. ok . . . anyone ever hear of the "M-theory"? Well . . . Wiki that shit (or click it or ticket) . . . it's pretty cool. If we tax...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:00:00 GMT

when it rains . . . (random)

I shelled about three pounds of pecans (I say it like James Caan from many many movies and the hit TV show "vegas" ((btw, Vanessa Marcil is hot as fuck-all)) not can as in can as in Can-can [which the...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:16:00 GMT

Writer’s strike

OK . . . so . . . um . . . I was watching the regular boring news tonight because the daily show was broken or something because writers are jerks and lazy and stuff and just stopped writing . ....
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:23:00 GMT

I love underground hip hop

Talk To Strangers Vocals: Saul WilliamsPiano: Serj TankianBackground Vocals:& and SerjNah, I wasn't raised at gun-point and I've read too many books. To distract me from the mirror when unhappy with m...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 05:56:00 GMT

Our sense of community . . .

. . . or lack thereof is contributing to our shift into . . . well whatever we're shifting into or toward or whatever. 'Ourspace' and 'Craig's List' and 'text messaging' and 'online poker' and 'shit' ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 00:20:00 GMT

Whew . . .

ok . . . I almost kinda had a sort-of struggle with the notion that I might have had a little gay crush on freakin' Stuart Smalley . . . but rest assured friends . . . it is merely a straight-guy-man-...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 21:04:00 GMT

I want to Meet Al Frankin

Not much to elaborate on . . . except maybe to clarify in a not-gay way . . . um . . . yeah . . . y'know like lunch or something . . . not hot dogs or corn-dogs or . . . . um . . . I guess egg-rolls ....
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:03:00 GMT

My native Texan-ness

I'm a wittle beyotch when it comes to temps below 65° . . . I can totally handle the bullshit hot weather . . . It can be 106° in the shade and I'm down to go outside, but I don't like the cold . . ....
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 17:14:00 GMT