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Trol23

Imagination is everything, it's a preview of life's upcoming attractions - Albert Einstein

About Me

My name is Tom, I like things and stuff.

My Interests

People making me smile at the moment
Joe
Check him out .
One of my best mates for years, keeps pestering me to get a new board (left mine in Oz). I need to be reminded how much I get out of the sport every now and then...plus I think I have a little belly forming! More skating needed asap.

Billy-Bob
My ex housemate, and more importantly my mate. I'll never be able to repay him for the amount of times he's helped me out and the amount of love he's given me. But I'll try!! If you ever need a live sound engineer (emphasis on the sound) then he's your man.

Jo Driscoll
Check him out
My boy from Brooklyn has given me so much love. Time spent with him always leaves me thirsting for music. Biggup Joey, U and I fe teach de yeut dem culture :)

Ayah
Check her out
Such a wicked mate, always the voice of positivity and support. She sings like an angel, can MC with the best of them, and she's a damn good Dj too! What more do you want :)

K-T
Check her out
One of my best mates in the world, everyone I know who knows her well counts her as such too. I don't see enough of her at all so myspace comes through yet again, woohoo!

Nyssa
Check her out
Just the coolest lady. I'd have had nothing in Sydney if it wasn't for the love and support of this one. Time spent with Nyssa is def. time spent smiling.

Sam
Check her out .
Has become one of my favourite people of late, she's totally lovely, lots of fun and wise - beyond her years and despite being an Australian :P She shouldn't be my mate but she is and I love her for it, bigX sammy

Tom Cruise
Laugh at him
He's funny is all, check the link :)

All SP
Laugh your arse off
I don't know who they are but they provide me with every South Park episode ever...streaming!Biggup! Stuff I do

Skateboarding

Ok. Yes. I'm 27 and i still ride a skateboard at every opputunity. It may seem like a kiddy thing to do, but it's the only exercise I do really and it keeps my belly flat. That and it's taken me ten years to get any good so it would be a waste to give up on it now. God i love it...so fun.

Snowboarding

Also just so much fun! I qualified as an instructor in California when i was 18.

Cooking

I love cooking. I find it really theraputic, and there's nothing better than having some mates over and sharing food and wine...that's some primal shizzle right there.

Basketball

I haven't played enough at all for a while, but I'm always up for shooting some hoops so holla at me.

Art?

I like to draw and make stuff. I do a bit of stencil graf, there are a lot of people doing it post-Banksy but I think it's really just a pale imitation of true graf. It's really all about the ATG lot in London I reckon...those boys climb onto a lot of roofs.

I'd like to meet:

Good people. People that don't deal in subtext. People who love music. People that make me laugh. People who don't give a toss about race or religion. People that don't worship money. People who like sushi. People who like rustic herbalige. People that know the value of the hug.....and smart, funny, pretty, petite, bootylicious ladies with tattoos on their backs...we usually get along really really well too :)

Music:

Too much to write here.

Movies:

A tiny selection of movies I like
La Haine
http://www.sunderland.ac.uk/~os0tmc/contemp1/lahaine.htm
My favourite film. It's beautiful. The camerawork, acting, and script are astonishing. I can rewatch it endlessly and still be surprised by things in it. It is a work of art.
Rockers
http://www.rockersthemovie.com
THE best film about jamaica ever. Makes the harder they come look like an advert for the jamaican tourist board. It has everyone in it: Gregory Issacs, Burning Spear, Big Youth, Dirty Harry, etc The line where Dirty Harry locks himself in the Dj booth at the disco club, "Raamove ya! This is a take over", goes through my mind everytime I Dj...just as I put the needle on the deck.

Scarface
http://www.briandepalma.net/scarface/scar.htm
It's the best gangster movie ever made because it's real, or at least real in the time of it's setting. Being a gangster isn't really about bling and all that it's about being tougher and meaner than the other gangsters til you're the top gangster. Then it's about how long you can ride that top spot.
Shoguns Assasin or Fist of the North Star (anime, not the shitty American film)
Sometimes I'm just in the mood for severed limbs and arterial spray, know what I mean?
Groundhog day/Caddyshack/Lost in translation/Life Aquatic, etc
Bill Murray. He's so funny I don't care what film he's in, I don't care how crap the stuff around him is, as long as he's in it I'll watch it. Comic Genius.
Also: Anchorman/Borat/Cool Hand Luke/Drunken Master/Eastern Exposure 3/Fear and Loathing/Gandi/Hoop Dreams/Italian Job(the original!!!)/Jason and the Argonauts/Kids/Life of Brian/Mars Attacks/Napolean Dynamite/Oldboy/Pulp Fiction/Quadrophenia/Rabbit Proof Fence/Saving Grace/This is Spinal Tap/Usual Suspects/Videodrome/Withnail and I/X/Young Frankenstein/Zoolander (Hey kids why not try doing your own A-z of films YOU LIKE...it's harder than you think)

Television:

...is dead...long live youtube and alluc.org

Books:

Catch 22, Lord of the Rings, Alice in Wonderland, Hopeful Monsters, all Terry Pratchett

Heroes:

Douglas Adams, Bill Hicks, David Attenborough

My Blog

seX-factor

It suddenly came to me! seX-Factor...exactly the same as the normal crappy x-factor only with wannabe porno people. It's genius, if I do say so myself...and I do! X-factor is wildly popular...so ...
Posted by Trol23 on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:31:00 PST

The Secret Garden Party

The Secret Garden Party 2007    I can proudly claim to have only missed one Secret Garden Party...and that's because I was on the otherside of the world...If someone had offered me a return ...
Posted by Trol23 on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 07:43:00 PST

Do you like me.com? Do I like you.com? Does anyone care.com?

So loads of people have been sending me these Doulikeme.com stickers on my page and to my email....I thought I'd check it out....HA! What a total waste of time. In fact it should be called totalwasteo...
Posted by Trol23 on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:20:00 PST

Lyrics/poetry/whatever you want to call it

Bunch of gubbins:   Cokeheads: I don't know if you know what I know, but if you don't know you're about to get told. And if I may be so bold, that's a nasty head cold, that you've got there mate,...
Posted by Trol23 on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST

End of an era ramble

     So I'm coming to the end of my stay in Australia. It's been an amazing year. I've learnt lots, met some really fantastic friends, and felt properly at ease with myself for the fir...
Posted by Trol23 on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:35:00 PST

Fake Bloody Dj's

Ok...That's it. I've had it.There's only so many times one can meet egotistical, plastic, wannabe nob-ends who claim to be Djs without it really starting to piss you off. So I've come up with the foll...
Posted by Trol23 on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST

The Glorified Jukebox Show - Every Monday

The lovely folk at Bondi FM (overlooks bondi beach, best view of any radio station in the world?) have given me a show every Monday night from 10pm - 12am which is about 1pm UK time I think. It'll be ...
Posted by Trol23 on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:59:00 PST

Havin' a Golden Gaytime is not what it sounds.

   Apart from the bats, one of my absolute favourite things out here is a golden gaytime. No it has nothing to do with urine or gay bathhouses! It's an ice cream on a stick covered...
Posted by Trol23 on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 01:44:00 PST

Gettin the hell outta dodge-y place

   So my plans to write this blog on a weekly basis have kind of gone tits up but then what did you expect from my unreliable ass (yes that's right a lazy donkey/horse writes my st...
Posted by Trol23 on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:25:00 PST

Like a fish to water

   So I've been here a week now and as promised here is my first diary entry:   It's very easy to slip into the beach bum lifestyle... especially if you're me :) There was an insta...
Posted by Trol23 on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 08:56:00 PST