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Phil Beard

Stuff and Nonsense...fiddle faddle & rot

About Me

## NOT PUTTING ON ANY MORE GIGS IN BLACKPOOL, SORRY - GOT GRIEF FROM THE COUNCIL RE: FLY POSTING ##Big music fan & non-collector-scum collector since age 12.Started DJing badly & running tape label Scum about 1994 (released or distributed Ceramic Hobs, Nigel Joseph, Kuz Bradley, Neil Campbell & Julian Bradley, Inca Eyeball, Wagstaff, Kytch Wife, TUOB etc etc & recorded very occasionally as Drexler's Mistake & in Ovid Corpse).Involved in Termite Club, Leeds Student Radio (sessions & guests included Diz Willis, Bilge Pump, Con-Dom, Neil Campbell, Gay Harris, Rancid Poultry, Living Tissue etc etc), The Network, LSU Record Library & general Leeds music scene 1995-8. Also contributing to various zines through this time.Released first Expose Your Eyes vinyl "Paul's Wooly Vests" on Pikie 1998 & one run of the Ceramic Hobs first CD "Psychiatric Underground" on Landlord 1999 & did a few DJing slots in Totnes.Involved in Bay Radio, GM Benefit Gigs & general Aberystwyth music scene 1999-2000.Played in Poco Loco 2003 to present and Blowjangles and Everything And The Kitchen Sink sporadically 2004 to present. A few DJing slots around Blackpool, Fylde & Wyre.Helped arrange much of Monopolka's first UK tour & a load of other dates for various people, from Cambridge Boatrace in the early 90s to noisers in living rooms today.Currently recording as The Haddenham One with pStan Batcow & Heffalump Trap with Ceramic Hobs characters & new albums of electronic stuff with Astral Social Club & Simon Hobs, working on Diz Willis & Fes Parker Myspace sites (see friends section), very occasionally putting on Godspunk Promotions gigs in Blackpool, putting out CDRs on MHW when the burner works & hoping to do some random DJing whenever. And doing this.

My Interests

Mainly girlfriend time if she will leave my profile alone, friends, music, reading, films, pub, walking & biking. I like art a lot too & collect inexpensive stuff - send me stuff for my walls! - I like outsider art (Adolf Wolfli, Henry Darger, Palais Cheval, Chris Hipkiss, Malcolm McKesson, art therapy, etc etc), music-related art (Andy Bolus, Graham Lambkin, Neil Campbell, Seripop, Culver, Dr Steg, Crayola Summer, etc), weird & good comics (Pat Mills, Daniel Clowes, Chester Brown, Dirty Plotte, Punisher, David B, etc), surrealism, et al. Getting well into tapas (Dimitri's & Casa Tapas in Manchester) & noodle bars (Fuzion in Manchester, Wah Wah's in Blackpool) as well. Also big up the Dutch Pancake House (RIP) & Krobar Scandanavian Seafood Platters in Manchester, Guy's near Garstang, the Squirrel Carvery in Blackpool & the curry massive everywhere!

I'd like to meet:

Trisha Goddard, David Mancuso, Cray & Joe Sarandon, TUOB, Matt Ignivomous, Emil Hagstrom, Hal McGee, Chevvers, Fishead, Grimmy, Holmesy, Infared, BMH Squad, Jay5, Mark Reeve, Matt Crank, Bri Benson, the Benthams, Freenoise, Chora, Tetsuo, Fraser Pjorn, A Big Gay Bear, Seanie Sean, the St Germains, Gays In the Military, Steve Andrews, Juntaro, V/VM, Mutant Ape, Cementimental, Kylie Minoise, Cheapmachines, Bear Faced Boy, Michael Gillham, factor x, Mr Curor, Mr Pile of Eggs, Green Mist, Andy P, Alex B, Aaron Funk, Knifehandchop, Atomly, Deadly Buddha, Ladyscraper, Element Abuse, Skinner, D Double, Baz Poco, Dean from Leiden, The Telescopes, etc etc

Music:

Anything experimental, energetic or beautiful. Like hardcore techno, dancehall reggae, tape label scene offshoots and strange recordings especially. Recently really been getting into the Cheeky Girls.TOP OF THE MOMENT: Aside from the obvious RnB amazingness, anything in the pop charts and Australian PE instructional video music;TOPPEST EVER: Art Garfunkel "Bright Eyes", The Stroganoffs, Poco Loco/Mrs Cakehead/Blowjangles, The Ceramic Hobs/Howl In the Typewriter/Dandelion Adventure/Nigel Joseph/RooHmania/Earthling Society, God Is My Co-Pilot/The Hattifatteners/Jad Fair/Half Japanese/Elliott Sharp/John Zorn, The Wedding Present, Public Enemy, De La Soul, Aphex Twin, Ragga Twins, Pavement, The Fall, PJ Harvey...PALS AND ACQUAINTANCES: When People Become Numbers, Higher Council of Mars, Stormy Weathers, Fes Parker, Inca Eyeball/Wagstaff/Ashtray Navigations, Vibracathedral Orchestra/Neil Campbell/The Piss Superstition/Headless Piss/Lizgizzad, Cosmonauts Hail Satan, Tirath Singh Nirmala, Ross Parfitt, Smell & Quim/Milovan Srdenovic, Evil Moisture, Expose Your Eyes/Candi Nook, Spintronix, Monopolka, LoVid, Crank Sturgeon, Culver, Schimpfluch, To Live & Shave In LA, The Haters, Wolf Eyes, Merzbow, Cock ESP/Wrong, Con-Dom, Headache, Bilge Pump, Rancid Polutry/prp Group, I Had An Inkling, Living Tissue, Earthdoctor, GGM, Rage, Gareth Howells, Fishead, Drop Bass Network, Enticer, Kid 606, Majestik, Janet Jinx, Costes, Al Duvall, DeSalvo/Stretchheads, Las Vegas Mermaids, Elemental, AIDS Wolf, Bearsuit, Litterbug, Crayola/Sarandon, FUOD, Ash, Simbleton & Bones/Horace X, Zion Train, Splintered/Husk/Band of Pain, Gag, Let's Scare Jessica To Death, TUOB, Steve Andrews, Pilzin Sox/Time Flies, Taurus Board, Chevron, Hal McGee/Dog As Master, V/VM, Smear Campaign, Besskeloid, Gimp Nipples, OKOK Society, Birds of Delay, Malta, Higgins/Sick 56, Birds of Delay, Pink Hearse...OTHERS: Crap Soul Guy, The Ink Spots, Stomach Ache Records, Pitman, Beach Boys, Robert Wyatt, Perrey & Kingsley, Augustus Pablo, Bunny Lee, Lee Perry, Kewith Hudson, Clancy Eccles, Bounty Killer, Beenie Man, Zebra, Jah Shaka, Killamanjaro, Aba Shanti I, Mighty Crown, Stonelove, JK, Congo Natty/Rebel MC, Nasenbluten/Bloody Fist Recordings, PCP Records/Kotzaak Records/etc, Ruffneck Records, Speed Freak/Cyberchrist, Praga Khan/MNO, Doormouse, Deathchant Records, Venetian Snares, Wiley, Bruza, D Double E, Jon E Cash, Plan B, Hendrix, Love, Beefheart, Ivo Papasov, Steinski, Coldcut, Kool Keith, Main Source, KMD, Third Bass, Wu-Tang, Biz Markie, Kool G Rap & Polo, Roxanne Shante, Big Daddy Kane, KRS One, LL Cool J, Beasties, Eric B & Rakim, Biggie Smalls, NWA/Ice Cube, Ice T, Blade, Hijack, Hidden Identity, Outkast, Butthole Surfers, My Bloody Valentine, The God Machine, Silverfish, Goldblade, White Stripes, Strokes, Skullflower, Crystallized Movements, Jeff Lewis, Daniel Johnston, Roky Erikson, The Tinklers, Mountain Goats, Paste, Half Man Half Biscuit, John Cooper Clarke, Martin Newell, Attila the Stockbroker, Negativland, John Oswald, Evolution Control Committee, Q Bert, Scratch Perverts, Rob Swift, Killa Kela, Faith SFX, Shlomo, Rahzel, Grandmaster Flash, Afrika Bambaataa, James Brown, Bootsy/P Funk, Harry Champion, George Formby, Gus Elen, Spike Jones, Kraftwerk, early Tangerine Dream, Neu!, Faust, Derrick May, Jeff Mills/UR, E Dancer, Carl Craig, Richie Hawtin, Dave Clarke, Green Velvet, Jamie Principle, early Frankie Knuckles, Huggy Bear, GG Allin, Rev Horton Heat, Pussy Galore, Hefner, Terrashima, The Gerogerigegege, Earth, Meathooks, Napalm Death, ENT, Rupture, Boredoms, Sun City Girls, Caroliner, Jandek, Stereolab, Papa Sprain, Velvet Underground, Loop, Terminal Cheesecake, Pain Teens, Datblygu, FUOD, Slint, CCCC, Incapacitants, Current 93, Nurse With Wound, Panasonic, Crass, Buzzcocks, Nirvana, Unsane, Albert Ayler, John Coltrane, Ornette Coleman, Arthur Doyle/Blue Humans, Dizzy Gillespie, George Lewis, Scott Joplin, Archie Shepp, Temperance Seven, Bonzo Dog Band/Sir Henry, Hession Wilkinson Fell, Erik Satie, Carl Orff, Mickey Finn, DJ Hype, Nicky Blackmarket, Shy FX, Formation Records, Bizzy B, Dope Dragon Records, Bad Company (drum n bass one!), Panacea, DHR, Krafty Kuts, Stanton Warriors, Freq Nasty, early 808 State, Euromasters, Stunned Guys, Knifehandchop, Hangars Liquides Records, Speedy Qs, Fanny, Atomly, Interrupt Vector, Autechre, Ceephax, Mu-ziq, Squarepusher, Plug, Ladyscraper, AIM Records, Force & Styles/Breeze & Styles, JX, M. Farina (Italy), Irma REcords, Birthday Party, Eighties Matchbox, Sonic Youth, Melt Banana, Legendary Stardust Cowboy, Hasil Adkins, Blood On the Saddle, Pretty Things, Billy Bragg, Phil Ochs, Dean Martin, John Fahey, Leo Kottke, Big Black, Kaiser Chiefs, Editors, Maximo Park, Killers, Lupus In Fabula, UFX, Maurizio/Rhythm & Sound, Irma Records, Kenny Dope, The Orb, The KLF, Namlook, Biosphere, Serge Gainsbourg, TV On the Radio, The Dawn Parade, Perfect Riot, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, New Model Army, Bevis Frond, Red Alert, Deadline, Scary Bitches, Volvox, Smack Music 7...ONE OFFS: Tony Barello "Sound of Worms", Shrimptractor "Losing It", The Crimea "Lottery Winners On Acid"...SLIGHTLY EMBARASSINGS: Cartoons "Witchdoctor", R Kelly "Ignition", Prince "Arms of Orion", Chocago "Hard To Say I'm Sorry", Linda Ronstadt & Arron Neville "I Don't Know Much"...

Movies:

Slitting my way through Dekalog at the mo...

Television:

News, digibox offcuts - Antiques Roadshow & general banalness...

Books:

Orwell is best. Get tips from Gay Harris - Dennis Cooper, David Peace, Gordon Burn. Endless music biogs - recently, Neil Young, Hawkwind, reading Vivian Stanshall one. Quentin Crisp. True crime (dare I say it).

Heroes:

RIP Little Ollie. Diz Willis. Sophie Lancaster. Nanna & Grandad & Nanna and rellies. Tony Wilson. Ivor Cutler. Linda Smith. Mr Shepherd. Peel. Lizzy. Kuz. Carl. Paddy. Ewan. Mrs L. Jeanette. Betty. Hovis Presley. Derek Bailey. John Brown. Labrador. Muslimgauze. Gene Pitney. Disco D. Big Hawk. The unborn.

My Blog

The Week In Garage Rock - Desalvo, lots of Drop-Out Wives etc

Well, its been a busy week.After a few weeks laying low working on this Desalvo gig (yesterday), I've been to four (five?) gigs this week, & it was all very good stuff...Tuesday evening I happened...
Posted by Phil Beard on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:35:00 PST

RIP DJ Tron

I would be expecting to write about the Ceramic Hobs Beatherder debacle here (footage surely on Youtube soon), but find myself back in the real world reporting that US speedcore producer DJ Tron has d...
Posted by Phil Beard on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:12:00 PST

The Great Blackpool Prom Show

I didn't manage to play CDs at the party for the Great Blackpool Prom Show in the end, due to circumstances beyond my control. I went to see John Tree the other day though & picked up a DVD of the fil...
Posted by Phil Beard on Tue, 13 May 2008 03:24:00 PST

pSTAN BATCOW BLACKPOOL ’SCENE’ INTERVIEW

So with the previous ones out of the way at last, I thought I'd capitalise on this and get on with sending questions to pStan from the Hobs. Annoyingly, I think I wrote some questions & lost em, but h...
Posted by Phil Beard on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:22:00 PST

Xmas Hols Flashback

Its a quiet weekend & I've been turning over my pile of meticulously scribbled notes...I found a list I made inbetween stuffing my face at Xmas, about the most invigorating observations & moments of j...
Posted by Phil Beard on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 05:48:00 PST

Herbal Sessions

So I went to this...anyone who likes bass would be silly not to go at some point really...felt a bit weird as it was my first serious club thing (certainly in Blackpool) for some time - felt a bit ger...
Posted by Phil Beard on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:30:00 PST

Hungary?

Had a great time of course. Musicwise, I've brought loadsa vinyl back that I've not tackled yet, but I greatly enjoyed the extremely cheesy Mulatos Mania 2007 mix CD I bought (sorta cheesy happy hardc...
Posted by Phil Beard on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:43:00 PST

More Blackpool scene history, from Mandy Andrew

MORE BLACKPOOL INTERVIEW BIZNESS - MANDY ANDREWYa wait for a year & then two come along...I think this one was the one that slowed me down on publishing these Blackpool interviews - I had a few t...
Posted by Phil Beard on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:36:00 PST

Wot Do U Call It?

The 'Nuum One ...Not the Hadd'Nuum One. I keep meaning to write something about the 'Nuum & its latest developments (the 'Nuum is Simon Reynolds & co's name for the 'Hardcore Continuum' aka ...
Posted by Phil Beard on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:27:00 PST

Ceramic Hobs/Bidoche Musique Tour

Ceramic Hobs/Bidoche Musique Tour With Heffalump Trap too, the new noise rock combo featuring many Ceramic Hobs, Nigel Joseph & John Tree. Ceramic Hobs are Blackpool's finest psych-noise-punk dron...
Posted by Phil Beard on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:00:00 PST