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Caroline B

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About Me

I am the super-cripple these days which is a it poo, but at least I don't have to go to work any more - YAY. I have retired from playing theremin with the Ceramic Hobs and have taken up sleeping all day and all night, interspersed with knitting, watching dvds and doing an Open University degree. [Poo, I've had to edit out "dancing around to disco or Ike and Tina turner in the privacy of my own house &dancing badly (and falling over or loosing my shoes) in local indie night spots" from my interests. I should instead "finding people kind or drunk enough to carry me up&down the stairs into Jenks"]I recommend everyone in Blackpool visit the Blott gallery and see my friend Boz's lovely jewellery

My Interests

I am so uncool, I left this bit blank for ages, because I like really uncool things, like doing Open University, Dr Who, listening to Radio 4, knitting, sci-fi & zombie films, lots of films with subtitles, reading, researching and writing (current topic, strange seaside freakshow style attractions of bygone days), any film with a midget in it, painting (badly), making my own clothes (badly), trying to grow my own veggies (crop of two tasty miniature carrots and several dead plants), bad jokes which no-one else laughs at, learning to play ukulele, baking cakes, drinking with mates (and making them wear fake mustaches for my own amusement), anything kitsch, my collection of things in the shape of fruit which are also other things (for example banana maracas or pineapple shaped ice buckets) Oh and I play theremin so if you need some sci-fi sounds I'm your gal - also now motoring in my electric wheelchair -the pirate mobile!

I'd like to meet:

only the most decedent and elegant, darling

Look at my internet bookmarks page or get your own: me @ del.icio.us
look at my other page and support the Jam Sandwich Preservation Society

Music:

Bat for Lashes, Au Revoir Simone, The Blow,Nick cave & The Bad Seeds, Scott Walker, magnetic Fields, Supergrass, David Bowie,strange folk, Dj Shadow, Blur, Elastica, Stone Roses, cheesy disco, Chic, Gorillaz, Ska, the Ramones, Jane's Addiction,The Jesus and Mary Chain, Morrisey, the KLF, Orbital, the Beta Band, Jimi Hendrix, David Holmes, The Cure, Porno for Pyros, Jeff Buckley, My Bloody valentine, Camera Obscura, The Beat, St Etienne Pulp, Rolling Stones, the Pixies, The White Stripes, The Telescopes, Beatles, Marvin Gaye, James Brown, Aretha Frankin, Ella Fitzgerld, Etta James, Nina Simone, Curtis mayfield, Nouvelle Vague, The Pretty Things, Ceramic Hobs, Blondie, Nick Drake, The Zombies, The Who, The Go Team, Sonic Youth, Art Brut, Arcade Fire, Os Mutantes, Belle and Sebastian, Siouxsie and the Banshees , Cansei de Ser Sexy , Violent Femmes , Grinderman and on and on

Movies:

Barbarella, The Ring (japanese version), Vertigo, Breakfast at Tiffany's, the Wizard of Oz, Chung King Express, The Life Aquatic, all Coen brothers films, the Evil Dead trilogy and most other Zombie flicks, most Kevin Smith films till that shit one with J-lo, Star Wars, Spirited Away, Amelie, Redneck Zombies, Ghost dog: Way of the Samurai, a night on earth, down by law, Coffee and Cigarettes, The Dreamers, The Edukators, What to do in case of Fire, Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, The Usual Suspects, Confessions of a trickbaby, Swingers, Breathless, Freaks, Logans Run, Soylent Green, Wild Zero, 28 days later, Shaun of the Dead, Pulp Fiction, Shogun Assasin, The Cats Mieow, Bright young things, Ghost in the shell, Hero, House of the flying daggers, Sleeper, Annie hall, Wild Zero ("Lock an Loll is not dead!"), Leon, Nikita, Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Enter the Dragon, Ichi the Killer, Tears of the Black Tiger, Blizzard from the Netherworld

Television:

Its crap really, isn't it? (telly I mean), but I watch it any way. I don't like "commitment" shows like The Sopranos, where by watching an episode you are commiting to a whole series and every whatever night you have to watch, no matter what the weather. I got commitment TV fatigue after Buffy finished (its like leaving abook half read, it just isn't right not to watch to the end, so now I like to judge whether its worth my time - for example Desperate Housewives and Plastic Surgery Live aren't worth my time). I have made an exception for Dr Who, The Mighty Boosh, The League of Gentlemen, Miss Marple (its a childhood thing).

Books:

Bliss by Peter carey,Slapstick by kurt Vonnegut, How to be good by Nick Hornby, The Invisbles comics by Grant morrison, The Men who stare at goats by Jon Ronson, Death and the penguin & Penguin Lost by Andrey Kurkov; Berlin Blues by Sven Regener; In Praise of Slow by Carl Honore; How to be Idle & The Idler's companion by Tom Hodgkinson; some books by Evelyn Waugh; The Electric Michelangelo by Sarah Hall; Among the Bohemians: Experiments in Living 1900-1939 by Virginia Nicholson; The Fountain at the Centre of the World by Robert Newman; Kitsch by Lesley Gillilan & Dave Young (Photographer);Number9dream & Ghostwritten & Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell; Everything ever written by Tom Robbins, Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky Popco, Bright young things, Going out by Scarlett thomas; White teeth and the autographman by Zadie Smith; Turn off your mind: The Mystic Sixties and the Dark Side of the Age of Aquarius by Gary Lachman AKA blondie's bass player; The Dreamers By Gilbert Adair; Bollocks to Alton Towers; Sceptisism Inc. by Bo Fowler; everything by Angela Carter, everything by Hanif Kureshi, stuff by milan kundera, Herman Hesse, awopbopalobopawapbambo, under the frog by tibor fischer. Finally updated: Anansi Boys By Neil Gaiman; American Heroes by Neil Gaiman;Weight By Jeanette Winterson; The Penelopiad by Margaret Atwood; Arthur and George by Julian Barnes; Wild Swans by Jung Chang; lots of Agatha Christie; 100 years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez; Margrave of the Marshes by John Peel&Sheila Ravenscroft; Woman on the edge of time by Marge Piercy; Black Swan Green by David Mitchel

Heroes:

Desmond Tutu, Gypsy Rose lee, Delia Derbyshire, Stephen Fry, Alan Turing

My Blog

why i never explain it

I've had a weird experience lately of being out in town in the electric wheelchair and bumping into people who haven't seen me for a while. Two people I haven't bothered saying hi to didn't ...
Posted by Caroline B on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 05:05:00 PST

Only of interest to Blackpool people

Blackpool locals and key stakeholders wanted ! ..> .. neweconomicsfoundation says: Please help! We're performing research to find out from local community members about the 'distinctiveness' of B...
Posted by Caroline B on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:49:00 PST

I am not a plastic bag

"Sainsbury's launched I'm Not A Plastic Bag in 450 stores on the 25th April. Due to overwhelming demand all stock has now sold out." I heard in the greengrocers (yes, an exotic location for fashi...
Posted by Caroline B on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:14:00 PST

oh super bad memory

I am offically "cognitively impaired" according to the correct medical terminology and keep having a chroniclly bad memory, so sorry Iif I've forgotten to ring you, gone out when you were coming to se...
Posted by Caroline B on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:11:00 PST

Moving house

I've been neglicting to blog for a while, but have good and bad news. I've had lots of tests and a radioactive injection and a bone scan, all  to decide I had what they thought in the first place...
Posted by Caroline B on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST

how did I do on last year's resolutions?

I didn't diet or loose weight, so nilpoints on that one.I did learn a musical instrument (theremin) and join a band, so 100% - must be the first resolutions ever that I've stuck to. This year's instru...
Posted by Caroline B on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:40:00 PST

The Jam Sandwich Preservation and appreciation society

I have invented the : The Jam Sandwich Preservation and appreciation society (incorporating also appreciation of toast and jam and other uses of jam, such as with scones). Well, it stopped me from b...
Posted by Caroline B on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:49:00 PST

Check out my hot news wheels...

As bought from ebay (incidentaly this is the ebay picture, and that isn't MY house in the background). Answers as to how to pimp up this baby on a postcard please - my useful sculpter/welder boyfriend...
Posted by Caroline B on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:51:00 PST

hobs video (randomly not made by any of the hobs)

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Posted by Caroline B on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:25:00 PST

National Novel Writing month

Did you know it's National Novel Writing Month in America? I usually agree with The Idler's opinion that awareness days are useless (hear about the campaign for a national UnAwareness Day from Radio 4...
Posted by Caroline B on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 03:23:00 PST