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Ocelocelot

NEVER, EVER, BLOODY ANYTHING, EVER!

About Me

I'm a 'Hey, my glass is leaking!' kind of person.
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My Interests

Shoplifting, scamming, faredodging, helping people in wheelchairs.

Music:

Rebelsongs and Loonyrock.

Movies:

Quickchange, Blowup, Go, Capturing the Friedmans, Crocodile Dundee, Roadhouse, L'Ennui. Anyone else ever seen 'Butterfly Kiss'?

Television:

(((((()))))))) Y ===< [] >===

Books:

***.. Watership Down, Saki, Commodify Your Dissent, A Confederacy of Dunces, Tao Te Ching, Spying in Guruland by William Shaw. Men Who Stare at Goats, Brendan Behan biography by Ulick O'Connor.

Heroes:

My friends are my heroes!

My Blog

The Coolest thing

That ever happened in the town I grew up, is this:And I swear to god, they chose the two coolest, most happening people there to put on the flyer!(before you ask, no I didn't!)...
Posted by Ocelocelot on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:21:00 PST

JEEZ WHAT A WEEK FOR DREAMS- CAMENBERT WITHDRAWAL

Right the begining doesn't really make sense without the end, so to begin at the beginnning. I'm going to a guided walk in the country, but to ge there we have to walk through university halls corrid...
Posted by Ocelocelot on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:29:00 PST

ANOTHER STRANGE DREAM

I'm with Phil in a Yorkshire village. It could be Robin Hood's Bay, even though I never went there. Sometimes the vilage is in a bay, sometimes the bay is a valley. We're in this house and there's a s...
Posted by Ocelocelot on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:58:00 PST

Strange dream

Well its not that strange, I've bee having these 'lingering' dreams, where the feeling stays with you all day.I go to visit Kate and Simon. I forget, Simon isn't living with Kate anymore, but for some...
Posted by Ocelocelot on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:09:00 PST

Look where I'm gonna be on Sunday!

Well excited! Paris is ace! I love all the crazy Frenchies! ...
Posted by Ocelocelot on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:52:00 PST

Have you ever had it...?

    ..where one of your toes won't stop itching? Like you scratch and scratch it, but no relief? Could it be my 4 day old socks? Irk....
Posted by Ocelocelot on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:32:00 PST

I have just eaten...

    Quorn Southern Style burgers out of our freezer. Best before date: Sept 2005. With a bit of HP sauce, they tasted not too bad. Rock hard! See you in A&E!...
Posted by Ocelocelot on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:28:00 PST

SPEEDY NWRA

    Feeling rather fucking 'special', so I treated meself to a copy of  'Grotesque' off Ebay. Its a fantatsic album, but there is one niggle. My turntable is shit, so it plays slig...
Posted by Ocelocelot on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:34:00 PST

How do you 'Do Something' for your birthday?

    Well motherluvvers, for what it's worth, it was my birthday on Monday. I feel like I'm missing something, but nowadays  when I tell someone I'm another year closer the grave, I...
Posted by Ocelocelot on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:21:00 PST

Thread on Plan B forum- uncanny

   This thread on Plan B's forum made me feel a bit wierd. I'm a little bit ahead of the game, animal wise... JCMcGeeJoined: 19 Jun 2005Posts: 408Location: Brighton    Po...
Posted by Ocelocelot on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:01:00 PST