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Jay

Snoochie Boochies!

About Me

I AM THE COMMANDER OF THE CLIT! I'm a smooth pimp daddy who looooves the pussy...Me and my hedero-lifemate, Silent Bob, we steal monkeys all the time. We smoke mad bluntz and hang out in front of Quick Stop all day long.

My Interests

Me and Lunchbox sit in front of Quick Stop, we deal, we smoke bluntz, drink beers, do coke, and piss off those cock smokers Dante and Randall...once and a while wes go over to see Brodie at his comic book store

I'd like to meet:

Morris Day and The Time, that shit is the mad notes, and that one bitch at the kegger back in 11th grade that sucked me and Lunchboxes' dicks off

Music:

Morris Day and the Time, that shit was handed down to earth by god herself...Love Among Freaks sings that ill shit Berserker...and ofcourse my rap from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back that you're hearing right now

Movies:

Dogma, Me and Lunchbox Strike Back, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, R.S.V.P., whatever other half ass movies Ive been in

Television:

I love the 90's, but only the 1 minute per episode that me and Lunchbox is on that shit

Books:

Who gives a shit man, I aint got time to read...Id rather be smokin bluntz

Heroes:

The only hero I got is Morris Day