youcantkeepme

Last Login: 06/14/07Andy Swinsky Uli Danny Chris Shaneyoucantkeepme has 4504 friends.
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Who I'd like to meet: truthful, spontaneous, strong, open-minded, exciting, non-judgmental, genuine, and caring people. i just need someone who can keep up with me - male and female alike. i've been in some pretty ridiculous situations and the truth is.. most days i miss them.
i am not impressed by your suped up car and most importantly i don't want to listen to you talk about it for an hour while i nod and pretend like i know what goes where and what does what. i am however impressed to find out that you fit nicely in the trunk! do i intimidate you? it happens.
like i said, before adding me it's important that you can understand the difference between arrogance and honesty. i'm probably one of the sweetest people you'll meet. unless you want to give me a reason to dislike you. =)
have you ever been completely surprised by someone because the person they turned out to be wasn't at all who they were when you met? well, this will never happen with me. i have no fronts, no facades, and i don't believe in omission. this is who i am and who i will be. i'm blatantly honest and i'll never be afraid to ruffle your feathers. i expect nothing less. i'm broke, extremely messy, and i can't cook. if it doesn't come in a box with directions clearly printed on the side, (and even then i make no promises) we're shit out of luck. i'm also an alcoholic and left to my own devices, it will only get worse. i destroy myself because i truly believe that life is meaningless. i'll never ask you to adopt that theory. i have no shame and i apologize for nothing. i find something appealing in most everyone and more often than not it gets me into trouble. i love to laugh and do trivial things so i deem anyone who can make me smile an asset. i've already found the man i want to spend the rest of my life with and i look forward to doing so. i always mean what i say and say what i mean so people who beat around the bush are apt to bore me. if i seem disinterested it's probably because i really am.
i have the same feeling about people who purposely drag their nails across a chalkboard as i do about people who are loud and obnoxious while intoxicated. i'd like to slap them. i'm elusive, unpredictable, and if i had my way i'd never get out of bed before 2pm. there are days i go without saying a single word but my mind is never quiet. if i laugh out loud for no reason at all, chances are good that my inner child just said something completely inappropriate. i visualize everything. i'd like to say it's because i have a healthy imagination.. but the things i tend to visualize are generally considered "unhealthy". it's hard for me to hold the same thought for an extended period of time because a new one is always invading. i collect friends because they're like mile markers. they chronicle where i've been and each one has something unique to love. i'll never use myspace as a dating service. and no, you cannot have my IM info. unless of course i offer it. i don't mind meeting new people here but if the idea of not talking to me on a daily (or weekly) basis bothers you.. don't friend me.
IMPORTANT: please don't message me and be a dickhead. i don't care if you don't think i'm half as pretty as soandso.. and i REALLY don't care if you can't differentiate between honesty and arrogance. it's not my problem and i'm not going to help you define and understand either. i'm just a simple girl who knows what she wants and won't settle for less than she deserves. and i firmly believe that anyone who doesn't like it can blow me.
i can't help it if your boyfriend decided to add me to his friends list and threatening my life won't change the fact that he has. i can, however, promise i didn't ask him to.. so perhaps you should take it up with him. i do not want to talk about sex/sexual urges with you. yes, you should take my username literally. it isn't an open call for all of the perverts in the universe to message me, but if you think it is.. i'll happily move your message into the trash. please, do not message me with one word messages or "what's up?". such messages are uninteresting and won't warrant a response. you can also stop sending me event invitations for shit that's 2000 miles away - i obviously won't be attending. lastly, do not ask me to explain things that are in my profile. if you can't take the time to read the information the first time it was given i'm not going to have much faith that it will be read after i type it all out a second time.
yes. i'm aware i have no comment area. i removed it.. and no, you may not add a new comment. or read ones that have been left for me. well. okay. technically you can. but only if you figure out how. ;) otherwise you can feel free to just message me directly. and a reminder.. for all of you who think merciless spamming is a great way to advertise - i do report all spam i receive. so, either fuck right off or enjoy your deletion! =) harts.
oh, and remember.. i won't add you if you have pictures on your profile that include mutilated baby heads, severed body parts, or your creepy drawings. also - if your username is deadpuppiesareneat, klukluxklanlover, kittensaremadeforeating.. or anything remotely close to the afore mentioned you will most definitely not be added. keep your offensive shit on your own page. thank you.
layout: i created this layout myself. it was coded with the help of notepad and the images were altered in photoshop cs2. the pictures are my own.. and no, you may not use them for any reason. i will not make you a layout or teach you how to use html/css. there are tons of great layout generators out there for myspace, so head on over to google and pick up something nice for yourself.
disclaimer. no. i'm not a model.. and no you cannot photograph me "tastefully". no, i've never video taped my sex.. and no i'm not interested in hearing how "working" with you can make me lots of $$. no, i've never been on a runway.. and no i will not wear your clothes in a "fashion show". and while it's all very flattering, the same messages over and over get old quickly. :((
"Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly."
- Albert Einstein.
(thank you Erick, there's no one in the world like you.)