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AndyEyeCandy

I Wear My Heart Between My Legs

About Me

Everything about me is fake... and I'm perfect. I'm bisexual, I've just never had a heterosexual experience. Life's a music video. I don't exist outside the spotlight. I am trouble. I like to strip. I drink wine straight out of the bottle. I love reflective surfaces. I always have a song in my head. I won't get out of bed for less than $10,000. I cleaned out Vivienne Westwood in my Galliano gown. I'm a sloppy drunk. I make out with hot chicks. I hook up with pretty boys. I play rough. Give me a chance, I'm not that big an asshole. I look expensive. I'm trashy to the core. I'm more than you can handle. I'm complicated. I lay it all out on the table. I never pay to get in. I'm still riding out my fifteen minutes of fame. I really don't give a f*ck. I did Hollywood. I have a new whore and her name is Boston. You love me, you just don't know it yet.
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My Interests

Outside of myself? Hmmm... soccer, swim team, running, surfing, pole dancing (no really), hitting the discos, Jen (xoxo), Kieth aka Kitty, ruling Newbury St., Avalon, Miracle of Science, Embassy, public drunkness, pissing in parking garages, teasing the opposite sex, hanging out with my buddies, stirring up trouble, slander, trains, muh new baby Benz, climbing the social ladder, cliques, snobbery, attitude, L.A., Frisco, Boston, London, Brooklyn, making a name for myself, traversing new and foreign lands, runway walk, cheap talk, fast cash, easy trash, all things pretty, all things British, Vivienne Westwood, Kate Moss (xoxo),DOLCE, spooning, freckles, rocker boys, skinny jeans, beat-up chucks, big plastic sunglasses, and of course MYSELF (LOL not really... but sorta)... I can't even imagine what would happen if the two of us ever got together...

I'd like to meet:

Since I'm unable to clone myself I'll settle for sexy and saucy guys and girlies. Then there's the usual...pretty indie boys with fashionable hair poured into skinny jeans and topped of with dirty chucks... just make sure you f*cking rock my world!!! Uh and yeah... looking like David Beckham or Gael Garcia Bernal couldn't hurt either... sweet and captivating works too. Although I'd settle for entertaining, mellow, funny, and bright. God my friends ARE right... I am picky (although I have had my slip-ups). Oooohhh Becks...

Music:

(I f*cking love) AMY WINEHOUSE, Feist (mushaboom... shaboom), Rufus Wainwright, Goldfrapp, Lily Allen, Peter Bjorn and John, Camera Obscura, Guster, Coldplay, The London SUEDE, Pulp, Blur, Oasis, Primal Scream, BOWIE, Siouxsie, Sex Pistols, The Clash, *BLONDIE*, The Ramones, The Shins, The Rapture, Franz Ferdinand, Mirwais, The Smiths, Morrissey, Miss Kitten and The Hacker, Felix Da Housecat, Peaches, The Postal Service, The Faint, Soviet, Mount Sims, Chicks On Speed, Ladytron, ***MADONNA***, Kylie and Danni, The Human League, New Order, Prince, Avenue D, Dandy Warhols, Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks, Zoot Woman, The Strokes, STP, Scissor Sisters (I

Movies:

Anything and everything by Tim Burton and John Waters, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Batman, Batman Returns, Big Fish, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Hairspray, Pecker, Cry Baby, Scarface, Casino, Fight Club, The Devil Wears Prada, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Amores Perros, Bad Education, Lola Rennt (Run Lola Run),Pretty In Pink, Desperately Seeking Susan...

Television:

Keeping Up Appearances, Ab Fab, Footballer's Wives, Nip/Tuck (hey I'm from L.A.), Project Runway (aufedersein), Dirt, Brothers and Sisters, CSI, Law and Order, The Riches, The Grim Adventures of Billy And Mandy, Harvey Birdman, The Venture Bros., The Boondocks...

Books:

Read? I haven't red no book in years I isn't got no time for that but I likes to look at mags with a lots of pretty pictures.Native Son, Invisible Man, Tales of The City, Orlando...

Heroes:

Vivienne Westwood, Siouxsie Sioux, Debbie Harry, Sid Vicious and all rebel rousers, free thinkers, and anarchists of yore who unabashedly extended an offensive finger to the establishment.