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Doink The Clown

I Have Something In My Pants For You

About Me

At 50 years of age I look back on my life and think wow what a roller coaster. You see I was raised on the rails of a circus train. It was a tough life for a kid! My dad was a one legged, knife throwing, hobo. He met my mom one night in Southern Idaho while on tour with Banes & Stones circus. She was 12 he was 44. Back in the 1940's that kind of love was acceptable. After a few hours of courting her he went to my grandmother's house and offered to buy my mom. Again back in the early 40's this was common place. He bought my mom for a pound of cheese, a quart of gin, and a bag of horse steroids. For as long as I can remember I was always a clown. I made my way fighting the other clowns over booze and food. One day when I was fighting over a ham sandwich a young man stopped and said "Hey, your pretty good at kicking ass and being entertaining" That young man was none other than Mr. Vince Mcmahon. After that everything became a blur! My life is a 24 hour circus of drugs, hookers, and alcohol abuse.

My Interests

Sitting on the beach with a good book and a bottle of the finest 40 oz. liquor, surfing, sleeping, bondage, crank, disco music, gays, ass play, jerking off, shaving my legs, vegans!

I'd like to meet:

girl on girl kissing

Movies:

A Thousand Clowns, Shakes The Clown, Gone With The Wind

Television:

America's Next Top Model, Flavor Of Love, Intervention

Heroes:

Russ Meyer

My Blog

WORST GIMMICKS EVER?

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Posted by Doink The Clown on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:06:00 PST

DOINK THE CLOWN’S JOKE OF THE WEEK FOR 8/04/08

DOINK THE CLOWN'S JOKE OF THE WEEK FOR 8/04/08Q: What does a Blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?A: Her ankles.
Posted by Doink The Clown on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:00:00 PST

DOINK THE CLOWN’S JOKE OF THE WEEK FOR 7/28/08

DOINK THE CLOWN'S JOKE OF THE WEEK FOR 7/28/08Q. Why didn't NASA send a woman to the moon yet?A.Because it does not need to be cleaned!
Posted by Doink The Clown on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:55:00 PST

DOINK THE CLOWN’S JOKE OF THE WEEK FOR 7/21/08

DOINK THE CLOWN'S JOKE OF THE WEEK FOR 7/21/08   KNOCK KNOCK who is there Amy Fisher Amy Fisher who BANG
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DOINK THE CLOWN’S JOKE OF THE WEEK FOR 7/14/08

DOINK THE CLOWN'S JOKE OF THE WEEK FOR 7/14/08Q. What do you say when a dog runs away? A.Dog-gone!
Posted by Doink The Clown on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:55:00 PST

DOINK THE CLOWN’S JOKE OF THE WEEK 7/7/08

DOINK THE CLOWN'S JOKE OF THE WEEK 7/7/08Q.Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A.To keep its nuts dry
Posted by Doink The Clown on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 03:37:00 PST

DOINK THE CLOWNS JOKE OF THE WEEK 6/30/08

DOINK THE CLOWN'S JOKE OF THE WEEK 6/30/08Q.Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?A.Because women have four lips and men have two heads!
Posted by Doink The Clown on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:43:00 PST

DOINK THE CLOWNS JOKE OF THE WEEK 6/23/08

DOINK THE CLOWN'S JOKE OF THE WEEK 6/23/08Q.What did the left nut say to the right nut?A.The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
Posted by Doink The Clown on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:32:00 PST

DOINK THE CLOWN’S JOKE OF THE WEEK 6/16/08

DOINK THE CLOWN'S JOKE OF THE WEEK 6/16/08Q.Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? A.Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Posted by Doink The Clown on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:00:00 PST

My Top 55 male wrestlers whose name begins with the letter A

1.Andre The Giant 2.Adrian Street 3.Antonio Inoki 4.Adrian Adonis 5.Argintina Rocca 6.Austin Idol 7.Archie Gouldie 8.Abdull...
Posted by Doink The Clown on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:10:00 PST