BUT SERIOUSLY
learn to play guitar with
It's "easy" to stop sucking. Now taking on 2 or 3 more daytime students from now until late spring. Ask me about the "fast track". Unless your fingers still hurt from last time you tried to play guitar...
people who will appreciate me for who I really seem to be.
Eccentric philanthropists. Ron Popeil. Free money. The next big thing. Ninjas. Ronnie Spector. Helpful friendly folks. Celebrities on their way down. Snobby "artists". In dark alleys. Weight-loss gurus. Sexy unconscious babes. Jimmy Carter. people who won't ever send me event invitations.
Star Wars, Behind the Green Door, French Connection II, etc.
Sucks. I mean, I like how they use sex to sell everything, but until they start showing more skin, I can't pay attention. It's tolerable with the sound off, but I still think there should be more skin.
Everything You Know is Wrong; KJV; Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them; The Sermon on the Mount; anything by William G. Wilson; Life And Times of Little Richard; anything with hobbits or fairies or little kid sorcerers with magic dust. Stuff with pictures of women with their clothes off.
Superman, Batman, Black Vulcan, etc.