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Jamie O and The Idiomatic Desecrators

Staggering the intellect of one-celled organisms

About Me

The Idiomatic Desecrators are a group of multi-talented misanthropes dwelling in the hinterlands of rustic upstate NY. The group is masterminded by two very scary, godless, individuals known simply, as Desecrator 1 and Desecrator2. The main purpose of their music is to make themselves and others laugh like hell. There is no subject that the desecrators will avoid in these troubling and stupid times. Song titles range from "I smoked the crack (and the crack won) to the rousing, redneck anthem "The Inbred Song". The Desecrators perform in any or all musical styles.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/6/2008
Band Members: The Idiomatic Desecrators are: Jamie Osterhout: bass,guitar,keyboard vocals/Chromosome-X,vocals/Chris Vail:vocals,sac pipe/Mark Berretta:photos,rum dum/Brian Swan:lead&rhythm guitar/ "Susquehanna"John Brown:drums/Brian Davern: guitar,vocals/Eli "Cuttlefish" Jones:rhythm&lead guitar/Ithaca Mike:guitar,drums,production/Glenn Aubry:Drums/Trace Davis:lead&rhythm guitar/Damien Cornwell: drums,production, vocals,voices, percussion/Shane Hartman:drums/Mark Ryan:lead & rhythm Guitar/Lightnin'Johnson:harmonica,vocals,voices,revelry/Dr. Dave:drums/Curtis Purverder:drums/Nohj Hciwazanak:keys Satan:voices,sad poetry/All lyrics written by Jamie O. and Chris Vail/Music written and arranged by Jamie O.
Influences:
Sounds Like: We play a wide-variety of music presented by tasteful, well-traveled musicians. Our goal is to present a humorous chronicle of present-day humanity's goofiness and it's penchant for mayhem. If you're particularly tired of the interminable, mind-numbing status of current american pop-culture, then our music might just be for you. Enjoy!
Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Cross-eyed Melissa (the art of destroying a song)

About a year and a half ago I was reclining in front of the dreadful idiot box. It was one of those foggy, hangover-laden moments when you simply shut-down and waste your remaining brain capacity ...
Posted by Jamie O and The Idiomatic Desecrators on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:07:00 PST

Another Bad Gig

When you are hired to play a party for a "highly-esteemed university" in upstate Ny, it sure pays well, but it is not without its drawbacks. And that is indeed an understatement. Upon sitting dow...
Posted by Jamie O and The Idiomatic Desecrators on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 03:11:00 PST

In Memory of the Great Bo Diddley

Many of the Idiomatic Desecrators have worked with/are working with some of the most important musicians of our times. Most of the "famous folk" that we have encountered are truly decent sou...
Posted by Jamie O and The Idiomatic Desecrators on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:39:00 PST

Suburban Geese and Yuppies

A new song came to me, I have to write the lyrics quickly before I forget. This one's done in a gospel style .   Suburban geese and yuppies, can always  ruin my day, If ...
Posted by Jamie O and The Idiomatic Desecrators on Sat, 24 May 2008 05:41:00 PST