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SECRET aka Susa/Frl. Ariane de Saint Phallus/German Fraulein/Stella/Madame Claude/
I' m an "old child", to say it in these kind words of T. W. Adorno, brilliant philosopher, sociologist & Hippo-Collector
To be honest Real-Life-Satire & Stand-Up-Comedy is my passion.
My sense-less life in a nutshell: I am a true genuine sophisticated mind-fucking bitch with good sense of humour and proud to say, a denigrator in many ways. There is life after Merkel: I am nominated for vice-chancellorship in peacekeeping! Think: Prostitution is the lubricant of a capitalist system! Already held national presidentship in Ass-Licking! References: various awards i.e. Miss Fuck & Blow 2006 & 2007; Best Blow Job, Best Party and so on; hardly failed to win the nobel prize. Ph.d. studies in political sciences & economics; fucked up by the german scientific community enforce young academics to teach for free; to pay the bills I set up a 2nd career as fetish escort. Since moving from the Rhineland to Berlin in 1996 I was lecturing at Universities and pissed on stage at Berlins former-famous KIT KAT CLUB true to the concept 'enlightenment for ordinary people'. Not only professional reasons turn the scale to live in the capital but also to explore the queer and lesbian scene and to look for a new partner, a bright femme or an androgynous human being *g*. Consequently I waste many years with high-brow hetero men. At this time I felt sexually deprived and decided to check out the european sex industry; not only for the bills but to feel like a woman ... I let my hair grow and mutate from an asexual lonely wanking academic "Trockenmuschi" into a Bombshell. Within a couple of years I worked out my top-performance from trash brothels to Ritz-Carlton. 2005 I felt into a crisis, caused by an obsessed stalker & the bombing terror attacks while staying on a train in London on july 7th. The obvious perspective trapped in Germania for a lifetime drove me mad. How's about the elbow-room in the public space? I know - only the paranoids survive. At one consequence I felt engaged in (sexwork) politics, writing columns & publishing academic stuff, decided to avoid encounters with narcistic assholes, frustrated devotees, non-feminists & self-complaining mid-life women. At the moment I care for my artistical Perikles, live a peaceful life in the centre of nowhere and enjoy rare moments with strange people. My dream ... to become a Stand-UP-Queen! Thanks for reading.