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Darla Teagarden...

Queen Sauce-a-Lips of the Apocolypse

About Me

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..A (Semi) Brief Bio.The 1990's was full of experiences that lead me here. I was a make up artist for FAD magazine in Paris, France. A hair stylist in the sometimes annoying tony neighborhoods of San Francisco. A 1920's cabaret stage performer choreographed by the illustrious Martha Graham protégé , Marni Wood, produced by the Goethe Institute..beginning with The Seven Addictions and Five Professions of Anita Berber written by Mel Gordon... A fetish (and some pin-up) model both in the U.S.A and in Hamburg, Germany, appearing in publications ranging from ''Skin Two'' to the "Village Voice"........In the following years while working mostly in the vintage textile retail business I began to write, published in many journals both hard copy and online. ..........Then I began to paint... semi large scale mixed media pieces as an independent galleried artist showing in Austin, Texas, New Orleans and New York, New York at places like Gallery 1313 (now continental), Marfa, Guadalupe Arts Center, Gallery Lombardi, LPK in the French Quarter & Austin City Limits Fest to name a few.... Now im exploring photography....i hope it inspires and dare i say , delights lol Looking forward to meeting you... Darla- ..
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My Interests

Dirty painty nails & afternoon movies/cocktails..Chihuahua's and Pugs, Bugs in glass, Silhouettes, Colors peach and navy and "monster" green, Black eyed peas (the sweet bean not the group)...Collecting books and art (and books about art)Don knotts...kawaiiWWW.JONREEDTATTOOER.COM .. fun with Madame Kelly...

I'd like to meet:

Shoe shine profits. Dorks. Visionaries. Patrons. Ring leaders. Whole body laughers. Smokers. Breeders. Under takers. Harvesters. Cobble stone clickers. Drunk singers. Boat Captains. Combustible lovers. Evil lobsters. Angelic shrimp. Polka Poets. Torch bearers. Soulful Mannequins. Bleeders. Haberdashers. Fire coughers. Fort makers. Connoisseurs. Libertines. Meat eaters. Bon Vivants. Slipper whiskey sippers. Queers. New language makers. Slow Lunchers. Late diners. Stylish Sewer Rats. Time Travelers. Articulate Neurotics. Acappella slow dancers. Hand talkers. Hat tippers.

Music:

***Most Everything***

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Movies:

harold and maud -- peggy sue got married- Withnail and I- Waiting for Guffman- So I married an Ax Murderer- O'Brother where art thou?- John Water's Films,Stag, Mob Movies,Documentaries,arty movies like Santa Sangre & Betty Blue and brusque early Scorsese. href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"

Television:


Glitter Graphics
Myspace Layouts

Heroes:

A little atomic number on the sale rack. Lots of castles. Lots of knives and forks. Lots of closet skeletons. The fitting room flooded with the strands of the score he left on her answering machine. A drive-in movie screen: their cloud-built bed stuffed with opera lens and whatnots. How they loved to Euro the plot in a ceremonious old-world why not, play Scrabble with only the X’s and O’s. Nonstick knickknacks stacked high on the truth table sewn from trick-thread and midnight scissors. Buy two get a double agent gratis. How bountiful the boa— ..

My Blog

Darla And Rare Magazine Feature

Rare Magazine asked me to do their Music SXSW issue! So it had to be music & performance related...which of course is a fun thing to do.As i got a little older and my life moved on, i spent less and ...
Posted by Darla Teagarden... on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:27:00 PST

Sylvia Plath & The Demon with Winter Rosebudd

In times of war, never forget. Make symbols of hate into fashion, make storm into paper & chalk, regime into fetish.Here is Winter Rosebudd as the late Poet Sylvia Plath beating her demons....inspired...
Posted by Darla Teagarden... on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:47:00 PST

Mabel McSweeney & Her Jewel Heist Rats!!

* In the mid 90's I was a dancer for the German Cultural Center (or Goethe institute). Among other real life people of the time I played a fire eating dancing girl /circus freak named Wanda set in 192...
Posted by Darla Teagarden... on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 06:50:00 PST

Rosebudd Mini Hats for CREEP--Accept NO Imitations!!!!!!

Winter Rosebudd is a genius. She's been spinning out glorious creations for celebrities in the Los Angeles area for years.....Primarily for Trashy Lingerie and now we are all lucky to be able to purch...
Posted by Darla Teagarden... on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:47:00 PST

le salon de la sirene (the mermaids lounge)

Last fall i paid somone to do a theatre prop wave concept I had for me & my son Dally boy ...For this i also wanted to offer my drag & inspirations ... and one major one is the modern classic painter ...
Posted by Darla Teagarden... on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:57:00 PST

Beaux as ValeVictorian with DarlaTea

What can i say...shes one of my fav models and people......How beautiful is she you ask? Very.I wanted to design a wacky tartan Victorian -ish get up with a chalk board wall paper (quotes from Virgini...
Posted by Darla Teagarden... on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:42:00 PST

Nadyia & Gothica by Amira.....Swan Lake xoxo

These two woman are the best...they kept me laughing all day and i got to shoot both the designer for Gothica and the unique and beautiful model Nadyia!Amira is a stunning Turkish Goddess supreme..and...
Posted by Darla Teagarden... on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:50:00 PST

Concept & Aesthetic Responsibilities

Jack-a-lope, woman prow/mast shoot, ...stay tuned!.... these are just a couple of ideas ive already publically shared (i.e.in confidence that was broken in a supremely unprofessional manner), unfort...
Posted by Darla Teagarden... on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:41:00 PST

Nora Kamakaze Pics!

I adore this little mamas profile...so i had to take a few pics.....She's a Roller Derby badass, dont let the spitcurl fool ya! Photo & set by Me /MUA and Hair Rupert PinkSkull JEEPERS! ...
Posted by Darla Teagarden... on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:34:00 PST