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"It was a good plan, you know. I've worked on so many plans, but this was the best - except for the human element. No really good plan could involve Mrs Wilberforce."Chlse's portrait:The Professor recently moved to Lancashire from London, and now has a pet parrot named Winston. He has some friends up here who can put him up for a while - but currently looking for lodgings for get togethers and "meetings"."Buck-toothed and macabre as he is, Professor Marcus lives and makes us laugh because the portrait Guinness gave the audiences was rooted in reality and observation." ..
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"The criminal mastermind was endowed with eccentricities both disconcerting and reassuring - kindness, intellectual scrupulousnesss, which are as much part of the comedy, as the terrifyingly enlarged teeth." Awww....Any questions, please direct them to Chelsea, or "Chlse", she's listed in my 'friends' section, you'll not miss her. Thank you. I am a very busy man these days, and can't answer every letter/email/singing telegram that I receive (my privacy obliterated since the attempted bank robbery and foiled plot to kill Mrs Filberforce*, I have no choice but to acknowledge "fan mail" and a certain degree of "celebrity" - even though I am not).*Mrs Wilberforce has since forgiven me and my business partners, and we all often meet up for lunch. None of us died when we were thrown onto the track, you understand, merely "stunned".So, that explains... all of that.I enjoy robberies, as I am a criminal mastermind!!!

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Thank you to Glinda for getting a Hollywood Star for The Professor - it was most kind - especially what she had to do to get it!!Dentists... Copied from MySpace.com -- Find me on MySpace and be my friend!IMDb profile This article is about the 1955 original. For the 2004 remake, see The Ladykillers (2004 film). The Ladykillers is a 1955 British film. It is one of a series of classic post-war Ealing comedies. Directed by Alexander Mackendrick, it stars Alec Guinness, Cecil Parker, Herbert Lom, Peter Sellers, Danny Green, Jack Warner and Katie Johnson.American William Rose wrote the screenplay, for which he was nominated for an Academy Award for Writing Original Screenplay and won the Bafta Award for Best British Screenplay. He claimed to have dreamt the entire movie and merely had to remember the details when he awoke.In 2000, readers of Total Film magazine voted The Ladykillers the 36th greatest comedy film of all time.A comically unpleasant criminal, Professor Marcus (Guinness), rents a room in the crumbling King's Cross house of a bewilderingly innocent old lady, Mrs. "Lopsided" Wilberforce (Johnson) - who lives with her parrots. The Professor, with his gang of curious characters, Claude (Parker), Harry (Sellers), "One-Round" (Green) and Louis (Lom), are plotting a sophisticated armoured car robbery, while convincing Mrs Wilberforce, by playing records, that they are in fact musicians using the room for rehearsal space.After the successful theft, in which Mrs Wilberforce plays an unwitting central role, the real conflict of the film begins. As the gang leaves her house, One-Round accidentally spills his cello case of loot in front of Mrs. Wilberforce. Realising the truth, she informs Marcus that she is going to report them to the police.The gang has no choice but to do away with her. However, One-Round and Claude have taken a liking to the old lady. Claude is selected to do the deed, but contrives to make a run for it. In quick succession, the criminals double-cross and kill one another, with the bodies dumped into railway wagons passing behind the house. Through all this, the marvellously oblivious Mrs. Wilberforce remains asleep.In the end, the gang members have managed to kill each other, and Mrs. Wilberforce ends up with the money. The police, familiar with her fussing and strange stories, pretend to believe her story about the robbery, and jokingly tell her to keep the money as it was insured. Ironically, the insurance was Professor Marcus's justification for the theft.

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You in a dark alley.Other sidenotes of the fantastic film which inspired the delightful (and desirable!) Professor:The Guinness role was originally written for character actor Alastair Sim.The piece which is played repeatedly to deceive Mrs. Wilberforce is Boccherini's Minuet (3rd movement) from String Quintet in E, Op.11 No.5.Frankie Howerd has a cameo role as an agitated market fruit seller along with Kenneth Connor as a taxi driver. A young Stratford Johns (Charlie Barlow from Z-Cars) plays the driver of the lorry that gets robbed.A radio adaptation of the film was broadcast on BBC Radio 4 on January 13, 1996.

Music:

I enjoy everything Sparks (Ron and Russell Mael) have ever done, and I collect rubber editions of Artie Shaw.

Television:

Not a big television fan. It's never on, usually. The only small amount of television I might watch would be Antiques Roadshow; BBC News; The Simpsons; The Old Grey Whistle Test; TCM film channel; Everybody Loves Raymond; Sheep Wrestling; anything with Rolph Harris; the Catholic channel; Pets Win Prizes; all Welsh soap operas; Tips for Bank Robbers (also broadcast on radio 4); Sparks when they're on QVC selling grills and watches; Look Around You, from the seventies; Escape from the Country; Hunt for Bargains; any children's television that doesn't involve children; The Errol Flynn Comedy Minutes; The Queen's Speech, especially on Christmas Day; Family Guy; That 90s Show; Morecome and Mindy; The Wiggles...Chelsea's note: and he's terrible with electronics and can't figure out how to work the remote.

Books:

Love H.G. Wells; Poe; any non-fiction, as well. The Times and the Daily Telegraph.

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