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Joe List

"It's a love fest, baby"

About Me

I ENJOY: writing jokes, telling jokes, listening to jokes. Watching movies, running, biking, kyaking, boating, walking, drinking, eating, sleeping, playing softball, watching baseball, watching football, watching basketball, showering, watching showering, watching hockey, playing tennis, having sex with girls, listening to music, driving in my car, making prank phone calls, going to Pearl Jam concerts, catching shoplifters, reading books, taking pictures, going to parties, jumping up and down, traveling, telling stories, listening to stories, updating myspace profiles, spreading the word about global warming, making fun of people, staying at hotels, jet-skiiing, regretting not going to college, reading maps, singing, and dancing and just about every other thing I get to do on a daily basis. I'm a lot of fun really.

My Interests

I am interested in traveling around, telling jokes to as many people as possible and spreading the word about global warming and what you can do to stop it. Check out these wonderful sites: www.stopglobalwarming.org and/ or www.climatecrisis.netIt's important. I'm also pretty interested in getting hammered with my friends and some people that are my friends if they buy me drinks.

I'd like to meet:

Ed Vedder, Woody Allen, Bill Lee, Kimya Dawson, Richard Branson and Funny people that aren't assholes.

Music:

Pearl Jam, Bruce Springsteen, Social Distortion, Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, Ben Harper, The Clash, The Shins, Rolling Stones, The Pogues, Flogging Molly, Tom Petty, Beatles, OAR, Stevie Ray Vaughn, The Beach Boys, Elvis Presley, Elvis Costello, Otis Redding, Queen, Ramones, Paul Simon, Stevie Wonder, Moe, Snoop, Dr. Dre, Cake, Dispatch, Elton John, Bob Marley and the Wailers, CCR, Notorious B.I.G., Johnny Cash, Jimmy Buffett, Pink Floyd, Weldon Hill, John Lennon, Dropkick Murphys, Tom Waitts, Weezer, Sinatra, Dean Martin, Allman Brothers Band, Michael Jackson, Randy Newman, Kimya Dawson, and tons and tons of other stuff that doesn't suck and some stuff that does.

Movies:

Fire Storm, Blame it on the Rain, Ponce De Leon, Sack Lunch, Mountain High, Brown Eyed Girl, Chunnel, and Rachelle Rachelle.

Television:

Seinfeld, Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, Patriots, College Basketball, College Football, SportsCentury, Deadliest Catch, Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Books:

"Flashing Before My Eyes" - Dick Schaap "SeinLanguage" - Jerry Seinfeld "Rock This" - Chris Rock "Napalm & Sillyputty" - George Carlin "The Catcher and the Rye" - J.D. Salinger "Cash" - Johnny Cash

Heroes:

Deb List, Dave Chappelle, Martin Luther King, Ed Vedder, Bob Dylan, John Lennon, Bob Marley, Derek Walsh, Renata Tutko, Josh Tickell, Micheal Jordan, David Walsh, Bobby Kennedy, Nick DiPaolo, Jimmy Buffett, Kevin Knox, Colin Quinn, Paul Nardizzi, Richard Branson and anyone who fights the good fight on a daily or even weekly basis.