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Ben Hague

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About Me

I am the entertainer. I've been all around the world. I've played all kinds of palaces, laid all kinds of girls. I don't remeber faces, I can't remeber names. But what the hell it's all aswell, cause after a while and a thousand miles...it all becomes the same." - Billy Joel, every comics dream careercomic... back to Rhode Island after living in Los Angeles, and New York City...lets do this...i once hit a nun in the face with my bag running thru the airport in Detroit to catch a plane..didnt have time to apologize..i also once got so drunk i took my pants off, went &035;2 on them, put them back on..and rode the R train all the way to Jamaica Queens, before i realized where i was i was 34 hours late for work..true story...i once entered a milk drinking contest in 9th grade and won...but Im lactose intolerant, so i think i really lost..puked for 2 hours straight...Ive played golf with Adam Sandler..he's not as good as Happy Gilmore, but he's funnier...I've caddied for Larry David...he is soooo Larry David...I have 3 great friends who are odd, Henry has popped his pants 4 straight years and he's 26 and not mentally challenged. Mark who takes his shirt off at parties cuz he thinks he is the perfect sculpture of a man, and Mike who shows such little emotion that I'm not sure if he loves me or doesn't even like me.all my other buddies are normal I guess...and finally for the fun stuff...after I performed at a college in Florida I sold so many "I hate Ben Hague t shirts that the local bar let me drink and eat for free for the whole week,they thought people really hated me and felt bad...summer is my absolute favorite, beach, golf, and camping...In Closing...Go sox!.. love traveling, all sports, partying and basically everythig else an outgoing 26 year old enjoys...i feel very fortunate to have met as many amazing people in such little time as i have in show biz, thru doing stand up comedy, makin people laugh is definately the best way to make a living. So feel free to contact me, and lets ride this summer!!! the screen name i give out is...white55chocoiate...

My Interests

Benhaguecomedy.comBen Hague started writing comedy at the age of 16 while in high school. After attending acting school in New York City, he took the stage at the World Famous Laugh Factory in Los Angeles where he began his stand up career. Within just a few years he's become a college and club headliner throughout the country and has worked with some of the biggest names in comedy such as, Dane Cook, Dave Attel, Gilbert Gottfried, Dom Irrera, Louis CK, Jim Norton, Robert Kelly , and many others. Ben won the 2006 Catch a "New' Rising Star competition, and as a result made the cover of POINT magazine for their first issue of the new 2007 year!

I'd like to meet:

Borat, Tom from myspace, Kobyashi the hot dog eating champ, the parrott from Berretta, Larry David and Jerry Seinfelds housekeepers, and the asshole that stole $200 from me at the gym.....he'll have his day

Music:

OAR, classic rock, hip hop,the band, green day,weezer,van Morrison, biggie,atmosphere,beatles,CCR,the boss,joeywonk,styles of beyond,jedi mind tricks,7l & esoteric,rolling stones,bob dylan,journey,billyjoel,the killers,franz ferdinand,modest mouse,beat junkies,dialated peoples,NAS,nirvana,lynard skynard,david bowie,jurassic 5,jay-z,Rod Stewart,QUEEN, guitar hero! anything i do in the shower is an instant classic

Movies:

The Departed,Good Will Hunting, Rounders,Goodfellas, Godfathers 1 &2, Blood Diamond, Top Gun, Comedian, The Prestige, Feild of Dreams, Gladiator, Scarface, The Never Ending Story, Back to the Future, Jaws 1, Hoosiers, Fight Club, Few Good Men, Old School, Napolean Dynamite, Wedding Crashers, Caddy Shack, Ferris Buellers Day Off,Alfie, Catch Me if You Can, Bronx Tale, When Standup Stood Out, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Batman, Easy Rider, all 3 Bournes and so many more

Television:

BIGGEST SEINFELD FAN EVER!!! dont test me with trivia...actually test me, go ahead, send me a question...ENTOURAGE, best show on tv! sports 24/7... desperate houswives, but only for eva longoria....howard stern late night, viva la bam...o and fine ill confess.. "Laguna Beach" hahahah those young girls get me every time...curb ur enthusiam and THE SOPRANOS...comedy central i live and die by the stand up specials..

Books:

The DaVinci Code, Angels and Deamons, Bringing Down the House, and I Killed.

Heroes:

JERRY SEINFELD, LARRY DAVID, ROBERT KLINE, LOVE ALL THE NYC COMICS...ken griffey jr, john gotti RIP, golfer's who dress wild on the course, family, and the man who rescued me from a burning car when i was 6, the one and only DAN BALDELLI

My Blog

Ben News Article

Ask a comic about influences and usually it's Carlin, Klein or Pryor. Ask Ben Hague and he'll tell you it's his cousin Curt. "(He's) one person (who) constantly makes me laugh," says Hague. "Curt is 3...
Posted by Ben Hague on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:56:00 PST

My Fantasy Football Hilarity

Is This Really A Fantasy? As I lie by the pool on a day where the temperature has soared into the upper 90s, sweat pouring down my face from over exerting myself while peeling an orange, one sport c...
Posted by Ben Hague on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 11:51:00 PST

Drinking Manifesto from Freshmen yr of College

the following was written my freshmen year at florida southern college, nearly 6 years ago...i recently found it on an old floppy disc....enjoy Today, Monday October 9th, 2000, is a very sad day. as i...
Posted by Ben Hague on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:52:00 PST