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duncan

just chillaxin'

About Me

well, i'm a cat. i'm pretty laid back and cool. you can hold me in the air like they do the show cats and i don't even care. my grandkitty-mom told me that i couldn't be a show cat because i have the cutest orange feet. apparently that is a defect, but i would never know it. oh, and i am a bastard child of the animal welfare organization Animal Works...so i don't have a pedigree. i live with my mom and the hairy big one she sleeps with. i also have four cat sisters: isis, bean, pearl, and selkie.

My Interests

i like plastic bags. i think they make a neat sound when i walk on them. i really love dairy products and wet cat food, but they make me barf instantly. catnip is fun. i like any toy that i can play fetch with and carry in my mouth. those cheap craft pom-poms and sparkly things are awesome. putting them in shoes or my food or water bowl. the whisker city cat skyscraper. the cat pueblo. the couch. Bean's butt and how it smells. Isis.

I'd like to meet:

other orange cats, and cats that think they are people or dogs. and people and dogs too. i like everyone except bugs, i eat them, and Blackie, the cat that lives outside and any cat that attacks Isis.

Music:

le tigre. and gangsta rap. oh, and thee iran contras.

Movies:

Milo and Otis.

Television:

Spongebob. I'd like to bite him and carry him in my mouth.

Books:

The Encyclopedia of the Cat.

Heroes:

Isis. And Robin my cat-auntie.