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t. laine

Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing

About Me

don't threaten me with a good time.
You will be smothered under a rug. You're a little
anti-social, and may want to start gaining new
social skills by making prank phone calls.

What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ralph nader. tracy morgan's character on 30 rock. dale cooper. alan alda. terry from Reno 911.

Music:

Thee Iran-Contras' #1 fan.

Movies:

raising arizona

Television:

Yes, please.

Books:

self-help books

Heroes:

after seeing a baby born, any woman that squeezes one out.