Other cats, nice dogs, hamsters, gerbils, mice, rats, guinea pigs, birds, fish, pigs, ferrets, ... basically any other animals. My "pets" won't allow me to add any humans unless they know them personally. They are always trying to control my life and choose my friends. That sucks.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? I'm a cat, not a pet!
What is your name? Sloth
What other nicknames do you have? Little City Kitty, Loppy, Fat Cat
What is your favorite treat? Tuna
What would your owner describe you as? Insane
What is the funniest thing you have done? I ran right into a closed door once
What is the bravest thing you have done? Attack two pit bulls at once
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yep
Are you a social animal? Unless you try to hurt me or those I care about I am
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Who me? Never!
Are you friendly? Yep, especially if you are allergic to me
Are you overweight? I prefer big boned
Do you like warm milk? Nope, it makes me feel all icky
Do you eat cheese? Nope
Do you eat bugs? Only if they don't attack me first
Do you live with other animals? Do my "pets" count?
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Hell No!
Do you like to exercise? What's that?
Do you like car rides? I like to claw the crap out of my "pets" during car rides
Do you get into stuff? I plead the 5th
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? I guess you could say I tolerate my "pets"
Do you like to swim? Hell NO!
Do you chase laser pen dots? No, I get too dizzy
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? I love my "pets" because they can use a can opener to get me my tuna!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!