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Kameko

CALICO IS THE NEW PINK

About Me

Okay, my darlings. Listen up! I am not here to "collect" MySpace friends. I'm a cat... not an insecure 37 year old from Topeka, Kansas. I'm a cat, and I like other cats (and yeah... I'm cool with some dogs, hamsters, and bunnies, too). I am really not interested in your stupid band or your barely-legal horse bullpucky. Got it? I'm sorry that I sound like such a bitchy little pussy, but thems the facts. Now, let's get our freaky 'selves on and have some furry freak fun! .............................I'm a little calico born in Houston, Texas. I'm all about my mommy and daddy. My mommy feeds me and cleans out my litter box. MOMMY AND ME

My Interests

Sleeping, rooting for the Red Sox with my mama, reading adult erotica novels, licking myself, chasing the mouse that lives behind the microwave, and pooping.

I'd like to meet:

My Mama, Katy, goes to Burning Man every summer, so I cordially invite all of you to the most rockin' week-long kitty cat house party this summer while she's gone. I'm getting a kilo of Nicaraguan Cat Nip from this guy I know. PRIMO SHIT! I just hope the Five-O doesn't shut us down again this year.

Music:

"A Kitty Cat Christmas" Album, Barry White, Tom Jones. Mama like Muse and Jeff Buckley A LOT so I get to listen to that all the time, too.

Movies:

James Bond, Alien Vs. Predator, Milo and Otis

Television:

Any cat food or kitty litter commercials, General Hospital, She Spies

My Blog

Cat Nation Personifcation Station

Come to our cat group! We talk about  parties and neutering. It' waaaaaaasy cool.
Posted by Kameko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ORANGE CAT NEIGHBOR

So there's this orange cat that lives next door to us, and he's always coming around. I think he's in love with me. He still has his balls. I lost my womanly-ness years ago at the hands of the SPCA ve...
Posted by Kameko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Intentional or not???

Last night's Yankees-Red Sox game was eventful to say the least. Those umpires were terrible!!! Poor Papa Jack and Terry. They should not have been ejected. I think Randy Johnson's sarcastic gestures ...
Posted by Kameko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FRIDAY!

Well, my friends... it's Friday. Mommy is gone all week at work and I miss her! Our favorite thing to do in the whole wide world is to cuddle in bed in the morning, but Monday through Friday she has t...
Posted by Kameko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boston Red Sox

Mama has two tickets for the April 3 game at Yankee Stadium. This is the season opener and it's the Boston Red Sox vs. the New York Yankees. She really wanted tickets for the Red Sox home opener on Ap...
Posted by Kameko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BARRY BONDS IS A POOP FACE!

Screw that asshole Barry Bonds and every other player that has taken steroids to enhance their performance! Hank Aaron is a great person AND he acheived his goals legally and fairly. I hope you never ...
Posted by Kameko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST