I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet Someone who can tell me why my new Joy Division song isn't auto-playing Someone who can swear to the best of his knowledge, belief, and information Someone who understands that sometimes I like Law and Order: SVU better, but sometimes I'm in the mood for regular Law and Order, and how they're completely different shows and why that might be important Someone who will reveal to a complete stranger his deepest fears and desires Someone who manages to probepolitely;violently; andin a surprisingly delightful manner all at the same time Someone who can ps -A | grep " [constant] " , or otherwise pipe at the command line with confidence and class And someone with panache, pizzazz, verve, and zest, but absolutely no flair. I hate flair almost as much as I love tapered jeans.
(Let's be real; I don't want to meet any of you.)

Who would win in a fight: the boy next door or the man upstairs?

Music:

long blondes, THANK YOU

Movies:

double indemnity; the princess bride. oh yeah and DANCES WITH WOLVES (hahahaha NO)

Television:

arrested development; regular law and order; and law and order SVU (for inspiration)

Books:

why are you so mean to me?

Heroes:

jon protzman
brian reach
rory williams
anna schall

and all the other gays who i've only met once but still hope they don't get aids cause they seemed aight...