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______________________________________________________ "If people are born gay, why hasn't Darwinism weeded out the people who can't reproduce? For that, we need theory of survival of the most fabulous."-ann coulter ____________________________________________________
this is what I do... With my current symptoms of agoraphobia, I've decided to take on a new hobby. No, not knitting, or cooking. Something I've done all of my life, but in retrospect, something I haven’t done to the best of my ability... watching the telly. In previous years, I'd just flick it on to the movie channels or MTV. But, now that I am on a quest to become a "professional televisioner", I reach beyond my norms of The Real World, and The OC reruns. I strive to find TV that is entertaining, something that truly grabs my love-handles and makes me want to be a better TV watcher. Something that makes me want to sit down, and find excuses of why I cannot go out and get belligerently drunk with ten or twelve of my dearest friends. Yes, girlfriend, I have found the "light". In days I've transformed myself from a "club addict", finding excuses to stay out just one more hour. Stumbling in a three or four or nine am every morning, to an aficionado of the "other world", the TV world. Why venture to certain establishments on a Sunday night when I have "The Sunday Night Sex Show". Not only is this show highly entertaining, but extremely informative. I feel as though my one hour with Sue a week has better prepared me for life. I am like almost an expert in the art of "Kegal" exercises. I know more then anyone could ever want to know about the benefits of "golden showers". And seriously folks, when these topics come up in casual conversation, do you really want to be the one not in the know? Another fantastic "real life" drama I've discovered; Guess Who's Coming to Decorate. A team of researchers will find someone from an individuals past to help top professional designers come up with a hot new look for a room--and reunite them on national TV! These people get a room makeover AND a blast from their past? How hot! This show has taught me that it truly is not that important to maintain relationships with people, because you may have an opportunity to have them paint your living room ceiling six years later. While learning the cutest decorating tips, you’re also learning to twenty million reasons people stop talking to each other. It's really an interesting mix. Think: Martha Stewart (pre-Enron) meets Day Time TV! I would just like to take this moment to thank all of those who made my new hobby possible- The Russian immigrant, and the Mormon who BOTH at the SAME time, in two different time zones had the notion that an electron beam could scan pictures back and forth and transmit them to remote screens. Those lovely people at Cox Communication. Now I finally realize why you find charge like a bazillion dollars a month. With 2,227 channels, 897 of them English speaking, the majority of them have quality programming. TV rocks, there’s ALWAYS something HOT. AH! I LOVE TVFlaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see. Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars.
__expressive, open, self revealing, loves large parties, loud, social, outgoing, does not like social isolation, assertive, social chameleon, positive, always busy, likes to fit in, likes to stand out, enjoys leadership, brutally honest, trusting, optimistic, desires attention, dominant, aggressive, wants to be understood, unrealistic... Dude, I rock...__
I am a person who loves meeting and connecting with others. Personally I am a very honest, kind and spiritual person. I believe in equality amongst the masses. I am not frugal and generally described as exorbitant. I believe beauty is found with in every person. I am only one person in this large world, and I'm just searching for happiness within myself and the others close me. Lets keep it simple in every situation, communication is the key.

My Interests

Can you believe they fucking sent me back to rehab, man? That's bullshit. I am NOT ON GOD DAMN DRUGS except for the stuff I have to take for my bad back which is really seriously pretty bad. Hey, are those Cheetos? I love Cheetos. And Fritos. And Tostitos. God, I seriously can't stop eating. I should go to Wendy's. Yeah, for a Frosty. And one of those square hamburgers they have. Two square hamburgers. Three square hamburgers.Hang on while I stick my foot over my head for a minute.Right, your stupid fucking problem. I don't care. Wear whatever you want. Rules are for ASSHOLES.mostly, myself. Also, Tsunamis. third world fashion. my eating coach Linda. hotties. Paul Baldwin clones (seriously, they exist). marquis jets. The occasional nervous break down, manic episodes... boys that can drop it like it's hot.

I'd like to meet:

.. width="425" height="350" ..not ian. People who can drink more then I can... Alexis Stewart. anyone who likes to wake with the sun, only after being asleep for like fifteen minutes... the other JC... stick shift drivers, krispy kreme men, nasa techs, birtney, crazy europeans, colombian drug mules, nra members... Bottom line: I like my menz, like I like my Prada bags. Cheap, Fake, and spotted all over Georgetown. height="373"..

Heroes:

Blind people are totally the real heroes. Except for all the other heroes, like soldiers, and poor dead Dr. Atkins, and little Zahara Jolie.

My Blog

Clearly anything Hope does, I must do!

What is on your bed right now? Lots of pillows& and all the things I thought about wearing today. Name 3 people who made you smile today? Stephanie Miller, Bill O’Reily, and the lady who hand...
Posted by pauldwin on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:48:00 PST

The Pet Chronicles. Volume 1

I’m not the soft-hearted flower that I used to be. The past few years have turned me into a pretty stern and callous human being. Well, it was basically quitting smoking and too many Lifetime ma...
Posted by pauldwin on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:27:00 PST

I’ll Love Eating Your Weekend.

Chillrenz, It’s been MONTHS since my last blog. I had been super busy doing the nontrivial things that generally consume all of my time. You know, things like eating McDonalds and watching hou...
Posted by pauldwin on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:11:00 PST

ONLY TUBED LIPGOSS ALLOWED IN COBALT!

(I'd just like to say "thank you" to KC (K'theisha Cambrel) Knowles...)Thanks to KC, now we're only allowed tubed lip gloss inside of Cobalt.This is due to a horrible dance floor brawl in which he sta...
Posted by pauldwin on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:25:00 PST

Perez Hilton is Out!

Perez Hilton is OUT Perez Hilton, also known as Mario Lava(blahblahbah) is officially being outted by ME. No, not in the Uncle Tom way in which Perez pushes his fellow fags out of the closet purely to...
Posted by pauldwin on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:46:00 PST

About Last Weekend& I Just Dont Think Theres Enough&

&time in the world for me to earn my self respect back. Memorial Day 2007 was really off the chain, full of craziness, and just an overall shit show. I happened to paired up with the most insane grou...
Posted by pauldwin on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:20:00 PST

About This Afternoon... 5/15 Grinds My Gears

Fifteen minutes ago I was upset. Ten minutes ago I was angry. Five minutes ago I was just fine. It only took a Marlboro Light and an Iced Chai from Starbucks to circumvolve my attitude. Well, not real...
Posted by pauldwin on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:48:00 PST

About Last Night... 5/13 The Last Sunday

Like every other Sunday, I spent mine on the couch in my living room watching television. Sunday's marathon du jour was comprised of ShowTime's The Tutors, staring that dashing lad Jonathan Rhys Myers...
Posted by pauldwin on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:38:00 PST

Oh, Naomi... =)

"I find solace in sweeping. I have no other responsibility. I have no phone. I have the time to think. Just have, you know, peace. As we were working, one of my co-workers tells me how he ended up her...
Posted by pauldwin on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:02:00 PST

Friday Afternoon with Paul Baldwin

The weekend is once again upon us. Glitter and alcohol is all we shall know for the next two days. The sun just came out, and I'm headed to Erwin Gomez. Oh yes, this weekend will be spectacular. Plan...
Posted by pauldwin on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:09:00 PST