Day 4 in HELL! |
Hooray for Thursday!
So I just moved to Columbia, and its been neat. I was supposed to leave Sunday at 3 to take a train here from DC, but Chris and Danielle SNATCHED me at the station. My g...
Posted by Mr. Brandon W. Please on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:36:00 PST |
Lusby, Maryland |
So I'm woken up by grandma this morning to ALERT me that Lesbians had indeed moved next door.
Lesbian Lusbians, which my grandmother found very entertaining.
I'm in this wonderful cultural oasi...
Posted by Mr. Brandon W. Please on Wed, 02 May 2007 03:27:00 PST |
Anne Olivia Alexander. |
Folks. In keeping this short and to the point, I will say this - Anne Alexander is literally a coked out organ thief.She lies to adults.She steals out of Toy for Tot bins.I heard that when she lived i...
Posted by Mr. Brandon W. Please on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:22:00 PST |
How yall durrrin? |
Today is March 12th. Im in a good mood because today was a miracle day!
Anyways. Im watching television, and I just saw this Advair commercial, its a breathing medication, and the only one with an an...
Posted by Mr. Brandon W. Please on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST |
Christmas SHITMAS |
Yeah so Im at my lovely parents' home in the wonderful state of South Carolina, yes Beautiful Places and Smiling Faces, that IS the one.
Im watching the Bad Girls Club, my new favorite show. My grandm...
Posted by Mr. Brandon W. Please on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:27:00 PST |
True Life: I Dont Have a Problem |
Ok. So I went out Saturday nite with my favs Paul and Anne. I proceeded to get so drunk that I simply would turn and throw up over my shoulder and then take another shot.
Well. Thats all I remember, a...
Posted by Mr. Brandon W. Please on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST |
Brandon Blurbs 4U |
Its Sunday, November 19th.
I decided to put who I think is really pretty. I dunno any of them, but that doesn't really matter in my book! So its basically a substance-less post! J...
Posted by Mr. Brandon W. Please on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:57:00 PST |
BLEGHAKSALKJGLASKJf |
Someone give me something to do with my life.
I have absolutely no direction.
Besides taking my clothes off for money, I really dont know what to do. And I feel like I wouldnt make enough to justify ...
Posted by Mr. Brandon W. Please on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:20:00 PST |
Christopher Newport Univ. |
So,
Im fucking sick of CNU. This school is fucking gayer than me. I love how I can find a party in like Norfolk or VA Beach, but anything at my fucking campus sucks ass. WHY CNU STUDENTS, WHY ARE YOU ...
Posted by Mr. Brandon W. Please on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:49:00 PST |
OMFG THAT WAVE IS HUMMMONNNGG - SPLASH!!! |
SO. Can I just say that Hurricane (but not really) Ernesto is a big fucking bitch? Because HE REALLY FUCKING IS!!!! So I go out to the Wave Thursday evening with my good Pal, Andrew effing Garber, an...
Posted by Mr. Brandon W. Please on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:55:00 PST |
