Billy Blackout

I'd like to meet:

but snap, its too late. thats me. dont invite me to your wedding. unless you're you---If someone were in a position to hire someone else to sit around on MySpace all day and stalk people, I suppose I wouldn't mind meeting them. I DON'T want to meet people who have private profiles but send random friend requests without a message.

Music:

Aalyiah, Alanis Morissette, Alicia Keys, American Idol Stuff, Anastacia, Aretha Franklin, Ashlee Simpson, Audra MacDonald, Beyonce, Black Eyed Peas,

BRITNEY SPEARS

, Brook Valentine, Christina Aguilera, Christina Milian, Ciara, Da Brat, Danity Kane, Dashboard Confessional, Deborah Cox, Destiny's Child, Dr. Dre, Eve, Fannypack, Fantasia, Fiona Apple, Gwen Stefani, India.Arie, Jackie O., Janet Jackson, Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Simpson, JoJo(don't hate), Joss Stone, Kanye West, KELLY CLARKSON, Kelly Price, Kristin Chenoweth, Kylie Minogue, Lauryn Hill, Lil' Kim, Lil' Mo, Ludacris, M.I.A., Madonna, Mandy Moore, Mariah Carey, Mary J. Blige, Michelle Branch, Missy Elliott, Monifah, Ms. Jade, Mya, N.E.R.D., Natasha Bedingfield, P!nk, Paula Abdul, R. Kelly, Rihanna, Robin Thicke, Selena, Snoop Dogg, Tamia, Tamyra Grey, Teairra Mari, Third Eye Blind, Tina Turner, T.L.C. Toni Braxton, Tori Amos, Tracy Chapman, Trenyce, Trina, Vonzell Soloman, Whitney Houston suck on that

Movies:

Dreamgirls, Mean Girls, Rize( Clueless, The Hours, Far From Heaven, Suddenly Last Summer, Closer, Cruel Intentions, Empire Records, Eve's Bayou, West Side Story, A Night at the Roxbury!, Dazed and Confused, Garden State, Anchorman, Mixed Nuts, Romy and Michelle's, Crash, Old School, Dodgeball, Starsky and Hutch, Finding Nemo, Royal Tannenbaums, Grease 2, Scary Movie (1 and 3), Margaret Cho & Britney dvds

Television:

America's Next Top Model, American Idol, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Beauty and the Geek!, Best Week Ever, Brothers and Sisters, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Desperate Housewives, Fashion House, Girlfriends, The Hills, Laguna Beach, Lovespring International, Made, Making the Band 3, The Nanny, Next, The OC,The Office, Project Runway, Roseanne, Sex and the City, So NoTORIous, So You Think You Can Dance?, Strangers w. Candy, The Soup, The Swan, Temptaion Island (/T.I. UK), Trading Spouses, The View, Wife Swap, Will and Grace

Books:

David Sedaris