the only ashley that matters

About Me

..im awkward..
...my life is pretty intresting, no lie...
..the people im happiest with understand and embrace me..
..i do what i believe in..
...and i am someone you only wish you knew...
..im nothing like they say i am..
...i trust only those i love, which is very few people...
..im stronger than those who fight me..
...in my lifetime i want to get in a throwdown fight with someone other than my sister...
..you will think im random as hell, but you will be jealous of my ablity to say whatever im thinking..
...im pretty OCD about silverwear, and displays at stores...
..i enjoy the finer things in life- i just like the sound of that..
...i believe if there's shadow in your life, there is also sunshine...
..i dont believe in regrets, you did it for a reason at the time..
...i respect those who offer me their wisdom...
..i resent those who shove their opinions down others throats..
...i embrace culture...
..i love diversity..
...i have panic attacks when i see santa...
..i think you are more cool than i am..
...i laugh at inappropriate times, like funerals and scary church services...
..u will think im neat..
...i have more guy friends than girls...
..girls tend to assume too much about me, and i dont like that..
...most of my friends are gay boys, and i love it like that..
...my boobs are small so you dont confuse them with mountians...
..i like to do my own thing, and people think thats 'interesting'..
...i promise no matter how much you think you know me, i will always have 3 or more secrects from you...
..if i could have a super power it would be shooting glitter out of my fingertips..
...i have a really hard time lying to people i care about, so i just dont do it...
...im the only ashley that matters...

My Interests

i can not live without granny smith apples.

now- meet natasha..shes my new pimpbitch.

2000 t-top camaro..i mean, she isnt my old baby, but shes still pretty sassy.

clearly- facebook is my other obsession

I'd like to meet:

ive met those who make me complete..however the following would be fly to meet:

possibly the most amazing woman in the world.

my future wife.

Music:

just not country. im not gonna do it.

Movies:

true romance♥
goonies
fight club
sleeping beauty
cruel intentions
anchorman
party monster♥
blow
phat girlz♥
scarface
office space
old school
nightmare on elm street
the kill bills
killer clowns from outer space
maximum overdrive♥
any computer animated movie.
any really rob zombie directed movie
and most B-list movies

Television:

mystery science theatre 3000♥
20/20
seinfeld
dateline
anything on the history or discovery health channel
and infomercials

Heroes:

i mean, comon, he taught us to count.

my sister- because she makes me feel less weird

people who believe in freelove.

i love ana marie. no matter what.

My Blog

new job, and awkward memo to ana.

i just got a new job at the Discovery Channel as a Media Librarian/Communications Specialist.im kinda hoping i get to meet the dinosouars..dont hate..im a dreamer.and i just want to put this out there...
Posted by the only ashley that matters" on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:19:00 PST

its true.

i honestly think i dont like people anymore.
Posted by the only ashley that matters" on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:24:00 PST

the end of a glorious era...

ladies and gentlemen-the rumors are true..my one true love has died.the only thing (aside from my friends/family) i would rob, cheat, steal, and die for is gone. yes- the 1989 Pink VW Cabriolet has di...
Posted by the only ashley that matters" on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 01:29:00 PST

10 little life tips from me

ten tips for a fancier (more ashley-like) lifeby miss ashley1.enjoy life wherever you go.2.never turn down an opportunity to grow.3.listen to those willing to teach you something new and applicable to...
Posted by the only ashley that matters" on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:36:00 PST