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Kurt Foster

who get's to pick the story tonight?

About Me

i'm generally disappointed by most of you. AOL instant messenger: effinboss also, i hate numbers - unless they're funky. holy crap...

My Interests

- grocery shopping - junk art - the future - organizing - reorganizing - obsessing - naps - scotch whiskey - utilitarian space - plastic - hateration/holleration - danceries - sleaze - trivia - drunk shopping - sleuthing - cartoons - peanut butter - diet pepsi - books - used things - forgotten stuff

I'd like to meet:

, handsome gentlemen, nerds, awkward people and boring assholes. but mostly, this guy...

Music:

- lo fi fnk - la vida locash - the klaxons - to my boy - broken spindles - the teenagers - the faint - les rythmes digitales - jay jay johanson - jaques lu cont - mylo - postal service - !!! - michael jackson - fischerspooner - ratatat - the rentals - the sounds - the ark - brand new - cursive - gary numan - royskopp - van she - cold war kids - amy winehouse - the decemberists - justice - m.i.a. - the presets

Movies:

- true romance - the science of sleep - donnie darko - y tu mama tambien - zoolander - the empire strikes back - american psycho - the warriors

Television:

- the tudors
- mindfreak - strangers with candy - the colbert report - foster's home for imaginary friends - harvey birdman - project runway - best week ever - saved by the bell - heroes - frisky dingo

Books:

- brett easton-ellis - augusten burroughs - david sedaris - christopher rice - alex garland - chuck klosterman - michael chabon

Heroes:

- zack morris - jim henson - doogie howser - tom ford - bruce la bruce - herman li - buster keaton and this guy...

My Blog

10 things.

Instructions: You got "tagged"! ... Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, and l...
Posted by Kurt Foster on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 07:27:00 PST

drunk? white? let's party!

at the last minute i decided to go to frederick for st. patty's. i met my sister and her boyfriend at guido's for some hometown drunken goodness....hannah and i hannah and travis (travis a.k.a. "starl...
Posted by Kurt Foster on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:14:00 PST

"bruno" fans take note...

tell me why i just found "hushi" (watch the damn video) on d-list. i fuckin hate this guy. i saw his face and emailed him, "aren't you that guy ali-g interviewed?" and he was all, "...
Posted by Kurt Foster on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:59:00 PST

6 soccer socks!

curse my brain and praise youtube....this song has been popping into my head a few times a week ever since i first heard it on sesame street about 22 years ago. thanks to a brain fart and a subsequent...
Posted by Kurt Foster on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:50:00 PST

bah....

it would be swell if i could find someone who isn't a.) hung up on an exandb.) shady about their intentions.is this too much to ask? seriously...sigh....
Posted by Kurt Foster on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

scratch that...

i had to get rid of him.
Posted by Kurt Foster on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:36:00 PST

guess who became a daddy tonight?

well, i can't very well leave him outside....Have You Seen My Family?Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Kurt Foster on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:51:00 PST

season start highlights...woot. woot.

yup.....the holiday season is upon us. we whipped the store into a nazi-like state of perfection tonight. here are some pictures:...if you come to my store, don't fuck it up....
Posted by Kurt Foster on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:04:00 PST

love thy couch

i finally got rid of the hulking pile of striped, synthetic grossness that was my couch. it came with the apartment. it came with unidentifiable stains. it came with little or no spring left in it - k...
Posted by Kurt Foster on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:53:00 PST

...and dance i did.

a found email from a good friend that made my day... Do you remember that song "Manic Monday?"  I used listen to that and  "Walk like an Egyptioin"  religously when i was about four yea...
Posted by Kurt Foster on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:37:00 PST