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Cokie Mason

My junk is you.

About Me

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My Interests

Hot Carls and sometimes Space Docking. The best things in life really ARE free.

I'd like to meet:

A thick stack of twenties.

Music:

The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Who, Fiona Apple, White Williams, Of Montreal, Lucky Soul, Depeche Mode, Sleater Kinney, Lauren Pritchard, Duran Duran, Rasputina, Martha Wainwright, The Dresden Dolls, The Rocket Summer, Girl Talk, AC/DC, GNR, New York Dolls, Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad, etc.Shows: CAROLINE OR CHANGE!!!, Grey Gardens, Spring Awakening, The Last 5 Years, Dreamgirls, Hedwig, Sideshow, Floyd Collins, Sweeney Todd.

Movies:

Persepolis, Paris Je T'aime, Brick, Junebug, Across The Universe, Donnie Darko, Ratatouille, Gosford Park, Nanny McPhee, The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenenbaums, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, Saved!, Hilary and Jackie, Fire Walk With Me, Boogie Nights, Sin City, Magnolia, Tron, The Hours, Tombstone, Amelie, American Psycho, X2, Garden State, The Squid and the Whale, Steel Magnolias.

Television:

Big Love, America's Most Smartest Model, Tim & Eric Awesome Show (Great Job), Garth Merenghi's Dark Place, John from Cincinatti, Carnivale, Lost, Desperate Housewives, Six Degrees, ANTM, Sports Night, Jem, AbFab, Strangers with Candy, Family Guy, Arrested Development, Sex and the City, The Wire, Golden Girls, Sealab, Harvey Birdman, Twin Peaks, Drawn Together, Daria.

Books:

Jane Eyre, Rules of Attraction, Less than Zero, The Informers, American Psycho, Glamorama, Lunar Park, Persepolis, Peter Pan, Sex Drugs and Coco Puffs, Anna Karenina, Misfortune, House of Leaves, Diary of a Teenage Girl, Sex and the City (the original columns), Wicked, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials (series), The Hours, White Oleander, Through the Looking Glass, Memoirs of a Geisha, Rosemary's Baby, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, (Smell You) Nancy Fuckin' Drew.

Heroes:

Harriet Tubman. Toot Toot!

My Blog

Welcome to Hampden Bitchezzzzzz!

I have relocated to Hampden. Prepare ye.
Posted by Cokie Mason on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:58:00 PST

ROOMIE NEEDED! FREE!!!

This is an official call to arms! I am moving into a BIG ASS fucking mansion on the 12th of January and will be there til the very end of March. I do NOT want to live in a big ass house by myself (...
Posted by Cokie Mason on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:29:00 PST

Part Two; Electric Boogaloo!!!

Back in Boston for round two, only this time I brought the Winelander (there can only be one). Those of you who read my blog from the last time I was in Boston will not find it surprising that once a...
Posted by Cokie Mason on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:18:00 PST

Liquor

I killed a 5th of Jager in Boston and all I got was this lousy trash can of my own vomit. Eep. My 7 hour ride home is gonna suck RULL hard.
Posted by Cokie Mason on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:07:00 PST

VD

I don't actually have VD. I was just putting a sexy hook on my Valentine's day blog. I hope you all spent a shit-ton of money on the people you "love". Go ahead and use the term frivolously... *whi...
Posted by Cokie Mason on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:43:00 PST

I NEED YOUR NUMBER!!!

Dear Friends (Romans? Countrymen? Cuntymen?)I am suffering from the worst hangover of my GD life and my phone was stolen at Fletcher's (whence I shan't ever return). Please send your phone number i...
Posted by Cokie Mason on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:49:00 PST

Hotlanta fails to make me holla. Film at 11. AM.

So I'm trapped at Atlanta International due to an airport master fuck-up. That's right. I'll be home SOMETIME on Jesus-mas Eve, but am not sure when. I'd like to add that the airport should serious...
Posted by Cokie Mason on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 09:57:00 PST

I love the nightlife. I like to Boogie.

In retrospect- Drinking in every country Epcot Center had to offer was probably a bad idea. But without said drinking the following quote would not have been available:"...whatever; can you scrape al...
Posted by Cokie Mason on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:38:00 PST

Blow me.

This might be the single worst year of my miserable fucking life. I'm so glad I have an appendectomy scar to serve as a reminder. Fuck you very much. Good night.
Posted by Cokie Mason on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:34:00 PST

Ow! My hole!!!

So yea; My appendix was on the verge of bursting and I spent 3 days hospitalized after an emergency removal. Please send your condolences in monetary format. Thank you for your kind attention to th...
Posted by Cokie Mason on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 03:09:00 PST