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OMFG, it's ALEX!

OK, I lied.

About Me

Something deep and interesting yet light-hearted and innocent.
Something about not being into QUEENS; something about how vain and attractive I am.
Something about living my life for the RIDE and not the DESTINATION.
Some half-serious invitation for you to hit me up and let me know how cool you are.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: R. Alex Kliner
Birthday: June 14, 1985
Birthplace: Fairfax, VA
Current Location: Baltimore, MD
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: German and Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance
Your Weakness: Love
Your Fears: Being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: I hate pizza.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish 3004: A Nu Musical
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm going to track you down and fuck you
Thoughts First Waking Up: Am I late for class?
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes, lips, hair
Your Bedtime: Um...some point before I wake up
Your Most Missed Memory: Summers at my pool
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: That instant shit is for commoners
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: YES
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Already there...
Do you want to get Married: If the US Government would let me
Do you belive in yourself: That's a gay question...
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Eh, yeah. Ish.
Are you a Health Freak: Absolutely not
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah
Do you play an Instrument: I play many
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Either something fabulously dramatic or surrounded by my family
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Employed
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Somewhere in the middle
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: Well-dressed, but not a high fashion fag
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many
Number of CDs I own: Not enough
Number of Piercings: Previously: 8 || Now: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.
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My Interests

Movies:

South Park, American History X, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Undercover Brother, Zoolander, Farenheit 911, Bowling for Columbine, I Heart Huckabees, Harold and Kumar, Fight Club, Dogma, School of Rock, 25th Hour

My Blog

ACTING III OWNS MY SOUL, THOUGH!

Remember that time that being an undergrad at a forgettable public university in Maryland was easy, breezy, and rewarding educationally? Yeah, that was pretty much amazing. Remember that time I had t...
Posted by OMFG, it's ALEX! on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:58:00 PST