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No More Mister Nice Bri.

I am here for Friends

About Me

*Most people would say I'm pretty much "white trash". And I'd agree with that.
*A friends mother once told me that there wasn't enough sugar in the Domino's factory to make me sweet.
*If I was born a woman, I'm convinced I would currently be some sort of Courtney Love/Pam Anderson hybrid monster.
*I enjoy long walks through land mines and romantic dinners from the dollar menu.
*If you ever need to write someone a nasty letter, give me a call. I'll ruin someone's life for a nominal fee.
*I don't believe in the phrase "hold your tongue." Why would I do that if I've been blessed with a razor sharp tongue? Nonsensical.
*I'm one half of a tag team called "The Dirty Daddies."
*Who ever heard of a Snozzberry? I have.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

David LaChapelle.
Nancy Botwin.
Pamela Anderson.
Borat.
Amy Sedaris.
Hugh Hefner.
Roseanne.
Tom Welling.
Stan Lee.
Somebody nice.

My Blog

To our party patrons...

well, thanks for the fun night guys. Let's establish some things tho, shall we?1. It was definitely Cathy's birthday.2. It was definitely Cathy who caused my scraped knee. (haha)3. I'm pretty cert...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:39:00 GMT

"The higher ground."

First off, let me say that I’m not one to let other people get to me.  I don’t let other people convince me what to think, what to say, or how to act.  It’s more worth it t...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:25:00 GMT

My birthday! HorrorPops! Horror Convention!

My birthday is coming up, guys!  March 7th.  Which is awesome, because that is a Friday, which means 3 day weekend.  There’s a dance party at the ottobar that I’m going to a...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:48:00 GMT

The Power 50.

So, I'd been wanting to write something like this for a long time.  I just thought that it might be fun to make a list of some things about me that you might not know.  Take it for what you ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:36:00 GMT

The Ultimate Warrior is a prick. And fuck you too, Fred Phelps.

..So yeah, Heath Ledger is dead.  It sucks.  It's been shoved in our faces because it was relatively shocking and the details aren't too clear.  So of course, as with any other public f...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:56:00 GMT

Hannah Montana miracle

Seriously.  WHY THE FUCK are all pre-pubescent girls in the world (and probably skeezy old men as well) obsessed with this Hannah Montana hooker?  I'm soooooo sick of hearing about this girl...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:30:00 GMT

Year in Review: 2007, Year of the Pig (pics included!)

So with the quickly approaching new year of 2008, I wanted to reflect on my 2007.  I feel it deserves a proper farewell...It was a rather rollercoaster of a year for yours truly.  I am so re...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 14:54:00 GMT

What I really want.

So, there are two things that I really want to do.  The first, as I've said before, is be a writer.  If there's one thing I've always loved to do, it's that.  I love the idea that a bla...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 21:27:00 GMT

FINALLY!, Team H.U.L.C., and the Fabulous Moolah

So I FINALLY got cable/internet hooked up in my house today.  They were supposed to come between 7-10am and didn't show up until 10:30.  Anybody who I've talked to recently will understand h...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:30:00 GMT

And so it is...just like you said it would be.

There's a movie that I really like called "Closer".  If you haven't seen this movie, please make it a priority.  I recently bought it again after it was stolen from me.  I watched it fo...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 15:23:00 GMT